Ruby Granger #47 Self Learning at the University of Roobs, Manor campus

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It's the combination of the extreme cross-eyes, receeding hairline, singular eyelash, patchy pencil-thin eyebrows, and precisely placed individual grey hairs for me. She hates her mum. There's no way you draw somebody you love like that.
Yes, honestly, if that is the way she sees her mother, that is pretty concerning. She depicts her like a screwed up child who is an adult; basically a shorthaired version of herself. Guess the apple didn't fall far from the tree...
 
She has no idea at all how to wear that gown. In half the pictures it's round her neck and in the other half, it's falling down her arms.
Haha to be fair most graduands look like that. I definitely did. We all looked a mess, sub fusc is not the best graduation attire.

All she needed was a safety pin or two to keep it in place for the day. Also her shirt looks grey and wrinkly.

Those hoods are an absolute devil of a thing, you don't get them until you're in the actual ceremony (you go out and then process back in once you've put the hoods on, they're not part of the gown). Perhaps a safety pin would be a good idea but I can't think any graduand in the history of the university has thought of that one before graduation. Best and the brightest? P'rhaps not.

I would imagine it's probably fine in her actual graduation pictures (which she won't get back for a while), as she will have probably fixed it for those.

I wonder what she made of the cap doffing bit after the ceremony?
 
I remember her make a video in the black outfit, but didn't realise she went to a premier. Who are the women she's with? Does anyone know?
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I reckon she’s been away again. It’s just been half-term so I can very much see Ruby cementing this year’s carbon footprint with another trip abroad. No doubt we’ll get some pictures soon, carefully framed to look like she absolutely, definitely wasn’t holidaying with Ma and Pa again.

Yeah, her parents seem to take her on holiday to celebrate anything even remotely eventful in her life (graduations, birthdays, getting dressed by herself, not burning the house down with wonky candles), so her going radio silent for a week after her graduation ceremony definitely points to yet another holiday during term time.
 
I reckon she’s been away again. It’s just been half-term so I can very much see Ruby cementing this year’s carbon footprint with another trip abroad. No doubt we’ll get some pictures soon, carefully framed to look like she absolutely, definitely wasn’t holidaying with Ma and Pa again.
And that was the Ruby joining a student protest for ecology, holding her ugly cardboard sign. So herself. What could they celebrate this time? The first time she tied her shoes by herself?
 
Brother eughhh, what is that
looks to me like she's had something like a minestrone and is packing out anything with any substance..
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I, too, like to count out exactly six pieces of pasta and THARTEE beans to go with my slice of untoasted white bread and three tablespoonfuls of tomato SYEEP for lonch.
but theres only five so lying again LOL
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She’s going to be using this as her main photo till she’s fifty, isn’t she 😂
which is ironic cos she looks about 50 in it
 
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Yeah, her parents seem to take her on holiday to celebrate anything even remotely eventful in her life (graduations, birthdays, getting dressed by herself, not burning the house down with wonky candles), so her going radio silent for a week after her graduation ceremony definitely points to yet another holiday during term time.
I agree she was definitely on holiday with her family somewhere but I'm surprised that she never posted anything considering that she's always posted when she's been on holiday before.
 
I agree she was definitely on holiday with her family somewhere but I'm surprised that she never posted anything considering that she's always posted when she's been on holiday before.

She might've finally realised that showing herself taking endless term-time holidays when she's supposed to be working at a school doesn't make her "job" seem like the important, demanding 9-5 she paints it as.

People have quizzed her in comments about her work schedule before when she's supposed to be "wahrrrking" and takes a two week holiday, so it might've sunk in that she should be more careful about showing herself on holiday during school terms this time around.

Or she could've just been rotting in her room too lazy to make any content. Either's entirely possible with Ruby.

Isnt this stuff she would have already learned at uni?

Yup, she showed this make-believe curriculum off back when she first announced her VARRY PRODOCKTIVE gap year and it's literally all stuff she's either been taught at uni extensively or claimed to have researched thoroughly and learned all about in her own time before. She's just done her usual trick of pulling out a bunch of old lecture handouts to rehash and pretend she's actually learning something to look busy.

Even stupider: She already claimed she'd extensively mapped out this ridiculous "curriculum" months ago when she needed to pretend to look productive for a vlog, but now she's having to pretend to create her fake school schedule again just to have something to fill a shameless ad for a another service she'll never use.
 
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