Ruby Granger #47 Self Learning at the University of Roobs, Manor campus

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Kangaandroo said:
I’ve not seen any of her videos for years and one just came up so I had a look - is it my imagination or has her voice and even her accent changed? I’m sure she sounds really different and even more posh - and I couldn’t keep listening because it wasn’t pleasant to my ears 🤣 There’s something quite brittle and jarring about it that wasn’t there before, I can’t quite put my finger on what it is though!
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She's definitely been cranking up the fake Emma Watson accent more and more over time and her weird, mangled annunciation has steadily gotten worse. When she started attending Oxford at the same time as HARMOYONEE GRAYNJAA HARSALF, she started workshopping a new AMMA WATSYON variant where she put on a slightly more grown up tone and eased off on her creepy habit of pitching up her voice in videos to sound younger.

She also blatantly integrated a bunch of new fake vocal tics (lots of lip-smacking and clucking noises which, coincidentally, Emma Watson also does in interviews fairly often but Ruby has cranked to caricaturish levels).

But she can't seem to settle on a fake accent. Sometime she's ADOLT AMMA, sometimes she's PRACOCIOUSS CHOYLD AMMA, and sometimes she forgets the fake accent completely and leaves clips of herself talking in her normal accent to her parents in videos. It's not uncommon to get all three accents in one video.

Griftwood said:
She’s showing off the presents she got for her mum over on tt. She got her a vintage vanity case like the one she took to hospital with her when she went to give birth to Princess Rootabaga, and also accessories for her Maileg mouse. Someone in the comments: ”Do you ever worry you may be out of touch?”
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Hilarious that she whips out the performative poverty yet again while showing a bunch of stuff she bought.

"We byoth loff MEELAG MOICE and want tyeu buy tham bott can't josstifoiy it."

Most Meeleg products cost £5-15. The most expensive single product they sell is £290. Ruby and her mother are both landlords who live in a manor home, neither of them have to work, their whole family dodge their taxes, and they go on numerous overseas holidays a year. Ruby's clearly not adverse to cluttering their home with childish stuff, either, so that's not a factor. If either of them wanted them, they could buy the whole collection and not notice the money was gone from their bank.
 
What’s this? The scholarliest of scholars has been in a reading SLYOMP, despite her rigorous salf-lahrrning parrsonal corricyolomb? BOHT, she has now come out of it through reading Goat’s ACKSALLANT bock on longing for one’s lost youth.

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Also she can’t spell ”melancholy” and thinks crocodile tears qualify. Which is perfectly on brand 😂

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bookworm39 said:
OMG the comments! 😂

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Is her incredibly quick mind in the room with us? She couldn't even figure out how to charge her electric toothbrush. 😂
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gossip_guy said:
What's funny is that there's actually a 'Farthings Wood' in her home town. Instead using the name of that real place, picking any real location or making up either a generic or totally unique name, she chose to drop the 's' and use 'Farthing Wood' for the title and setting - a fictional place that only exists in someone else's famous, copyrighted series. And then she charged money for it.

Can't wait for her next batch of self-published, error-filled slop. Judging by this, the titles will be:
  • 'Michaelmas Term At Malory Towers.' - A gifted toddler struggles to fit in when she starts attending an elite boarding school for 11 to 18-year-olds (all of whom she's smarter than, of course!).
  • 'The Very Absurd Lemony Snicket.' - A gifted girl of twelve must thwart the evil schemes of Count Loaf (first name 'Vegan'), with no thanks to her annoying sibling who vanished from the book after page 6.
  • 'The Hermione Granger Diaries.' - A gifted girl with a talent for magic must save the wizarding world after the chosen one and all other boys mysteriously vanished from the universe before the book started, because boys are icky and the author didn't want to write any stinky, gross boy characters, EWW! YUCK!
  • 'Ruby Granger in Alice in Wonderland' - Literally just Alice's Adventures in Wonderland with the names changed.
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The Slightly Absurd Farting Woods 🌳💨
 
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Ruby's definition of commonplacing: When two or more different things exist in close proximity.

Ruby: "No, mummy, Oiy'm not josst leaving piles of onwanted robbish all yover the house! Oiy am CWOMMONPLYACING, OIY'LL HAVE YEU KNYOW!"
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Ruby: "MUMMY, didjooknyowww that your hambag contains moltippol piece of written infwormation and THAHHRFWORE can be considered commonplacing? And DIDJOOKNYOW that roads are also commonplace bocks because they contain many different signs on tham?! And DIDJOOOKNYOWWW that if someone gats tattoos with waaahrds on tham, than they have commonplaced thamsalves?! And DIDJOOOKNOWW that if you stand naxxt to someone and yeuu byoth have waards on your clyothes, you are commonplace people?! DIDJOOKNYOW THAT LOIBREESSS THAMSALVES ARE COMMONPLACE BOCKS?! WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING MUMMY?!"
 
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Griftwood said:
What’s this? The scholarliest of scholars has been in a reading SLYOMP, despite her rigorous salf-lahrrning parrsonal corricyolomb? BOHT, she has now come out of it through reading Goat’s ACKSALLANT bock on longing for one’s lost youth.

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Also she can’t spell ”melancholy” and thinks crocodile tears qualify. Which is perfectly on brand 😂

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Doesn't really sound like she understood Faust, does it?
And of course yearning for lost youth is something she has to mention out of all the core topics of this play. Isn't it Goethe himself who laments his lost youth in the beginning in form of a self-insert in the story and not really Faust or am I remembering that wrong?
Well anyway I don't know anyone who would say they adored reading this play. Find it fascinating yes, but adored? I don't know...
 
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