Roadside Mum #7 Justin Trudeau wrote into Canadian Law that it’s off with Louisa’s head ASAP

[markcorriganscrisps]

equakaties

It'd be some plot twist if RSM's alter ego/grifting extension was Sarah Vajazzle.

 

[Shimmering]

She's obsessed with Temu. Why are all these grifters addicted to online shopping?

 

[Livia Fantasy]

She's obsessed with Temu. Why are all these grifters addicted to online shopping?

“Sarah-Jay… RSM but from Temu”

 

[Shimmering]

“Sarah-Jay… RSM but from Temu”

So true. And RSM is what you get when you order Jack Monroe from Temu.

 

[BlendedSlop]

 

[nefariousnellie]

Everytime she tweets this is my expression

If the toothbrush hasn't been seen in a couple of days then how has LO been brushing her teeth?!

 

[Shimmering]

@BlendedSlop I regret to inform you this is an eleventy billion tweet thread about a toothbrush that's under a pile of clothes.

Also, life threatening dental problems, yet doesn't brush teeth for days - as pointed out by @nefariousnellie

Makes sense. What sort of hellish chaos do they live in?

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duck me she's still going

Ngl, I actually find it difficult to read her tweets about her children, never have I seen such poorly concealed seething resentment every single time they are mentioned.
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Ah she's still going but I can't be fucked to SS.

These are not the tweets of a sober woman.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Yes the constant “disrespect“ references. She’s a raging pisshead.

 

[markcorriganscrisps]

A pisshead and a dreadful, abusive parent.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Ha hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
come the fcuk on! £300 for it to tell a phone app you’ve missed a bit!
in my day we used disclosing tablets

 

[BlendedSlop]

All that over a bleeping toothbrush.

Hope the effort of tweeting all that bollocks doesn't send her into another crash.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Genuinely - what teeth problems are life threatening and can only be remedied with £300 AI toothbrushes?
How did people survive before they were invented ie not very long ago?

 

[Wooh]

This is the happiest gift RSM has given us for ages.

Every part of this is so funny

 

[Livia Fantasy]

I’m missing the halcyon days where she got stuck behind a sofa or something.

Doesn’t she half dribble on?

 

[Wooh]

RN DESERVES A NICE HAIRBRUSH





I recalled a thread of incandescent rage and angst about hair...


Those pesky ungrateful children!

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

"My kids are used to getting crap stuff so they treat it badly." Sounds like the bigotry of low expectations to me. Shouldn't the kids know that they get the best stuff their parents can manage and they need to treat it well?

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

Good she’s so horrible to her kids

 

[FlashBoof]

We have had an extraordinary thread on “SCIENCE” in the early hours.
How does anyone maintain such levels of stupidity combined with such patronising guff for so long and not cringe themselves into the next dimension across?

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Genuinely - what teeth problems are life threatening and can only be remedied with £300 AI toothbrushes?
How did people survive before they were invented ie not very long ago?

What longterm tooth problems are life threatening full stop??

I know acutely an abscess or other infection obviously could like any infection and I suppose cancer tho that’s not really a tooth problem and wouldn’t be fixed or influenced by a 3 figure toothbrush but seriously, what problems can LO possibly have that are life threatening?

 

[Wooh]

I can't answer the teeth questions. I'm forensically considering the RN hair issue, asking the hard questions, like "but if the [above, embedded] thread about RN's maniacal and demonic self neglect of hair was pontificated in June 2022 was truthful, why in Feb 2023 did you post this, "We are povvos" tweet?

Wooh SC during cross-examination before drawing American style closing submissions like this, "I put it to you that RSM is a LIAR about hair and THEREFORE also [dramatic pause]: the zine!"