Roadside Mum #7 Justin Trudeau wrote into Canadian Law that it’s off with Louisa’s head ASAP

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Limetree said:
Oh shimmering ❤ there’s absolutely no need. I can get myself a X log in if I want to see it that much! (Just screenshot the really funny stuff)
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I got myself a wee hooky twitter account for the same reason as it's a pain in the bum not being able to read properly any more. Never post, but careful not to accidentally like stuff 🤣 (not because it would out me, as it's linked to nowt but because I don't want to give out any likes 🤣).
 
Borrowed a sharpie permanent texta from work. Wrote "CONDESCENDING AI DIFFERENT BUZZING NOISES APPLY" on the handle of my Aldi soft toothbrush.

The placebo effect is real.

Off to bed early: to each I say, may your ML knock off 25% of driving time each time you use your asthma puffer, and may your zine be published within three years. Fondest regards, Wooh.
 
She hates it when people don't kiss her arse and tell her what a noble pov she is. Just admit you got scammed. Connecting to an app is not AI 🤣

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Again unsure why 20k plus people need to know any of this. I think we can dispense with the acronym since you have to specify what it means every time you use it (boyfriend).

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Another one that projects every brainfart into the void with no interaction, each time revealing just what an awful person they are.

I couldn’t ever imagine coming across her on social media, reading a day’s worth of tweets, and coming away thinking “yes I’ll send this lovely but poor person some cash”

Argues with her nearest and dearest, flies regularly, just received some PIP back payment, and now has £xx a month extra after giving up the fags.
 
Limetree said:
Thanks so much for the nitter link, it’s brilliant! I don’t know why but she just really really makes me laugh. Even when she’s being evil to the kids it’s in such an Evil David Brent vibe I can’t stop laughing.
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I bloody love Nitter. I came off of the bird site about 18 months ago as the weird little cult around JM on there (and I mean both her defenders AND detractors) ended up keep showing on my timeline and it was all so nasty.

Now I just use it to lurk on the grifters 👀
 
markcorriganscrisps said:
It's a bit out there, but biffing on fags tends to make asthma worse. If ML actually reads her posts then I feel like someone close to him needs to stage an intervention as I can't see how the person posting that tripe would be in any way appealing.
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When you first give up, that can make your asthma temporarily worse too (at least it did for my father). I bet the magical cure was actually someone bought her a pack of cigs and she stopped yelling every two seconds and her breathing improved with it.
 
CabalofBolorneaise said:
When you first give up, that can make your asthma temporarily worse too (at least it did for my father). I bet the magical cure was actually someone bought her a pack of cigs and she stopped yelling every two seconds and her breathing improved with it.
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Yup. As my GP very tactfully said at the time 'You're coughing up all the tit you've been putting into your lungs for years'.
 
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