Roadside Mum #7 Justin Trudeau wrote into Canadian Law that it’s off with Louisa’s head ASAP

[Funsizes]

She is both vile and stupid. Why the duck would you bother quitting smoking four days before Christmas?

 

[Jelly Bean]

She is both vile and stupid. Why the duck would you bother quitting smoking four days before Christmas?

I presume attention seeking. With RSD there she can have more excuses than ever to be in a vile temper. But with a slightly moral high ground. I bet he smokes so she can make a big fuss about having to be around smoke when she's trying to give up.

 

[FlashBoof]

Christ - it’s like a permanently stuck record. Needing a few quid for her January burgering?

 

[markcorriganscrisps]

Christ - it’s like a permanently stuck record. Needing a few quid for her January burgering?

Gin o'clock, innit.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Gin o'clock, innit.

Caught attempting to shoplift? You know, the standard 'could you lift that bottle of gin that's down the side of your wheelchair up so I can scan it, please? Oh, and the steak, chocolate and two packets of Hobnobs, please?'.

 

[Shimmering]

Holy good duck. Does this harridan ever manage to leave the house without being involved in some international incident? I note she is not tagging that disability campaigner she usually bothers ... been asked politely to duck off or?

 

[HotesTilaire]

I’d like her to get these as far as a judge. Only so a judge can eventually rule that she is vexatious.

Funny because the police have declared a major incident in Scotland today due to the weather, cars trapped in snow, train crashed into a tree. Don’t recall a tantrum near a Lidl.

 

[FlashBoof]

Another house where the Xmas washing up probably still needs doing.

Who wants to bet on the alleged offender being of a less than white persuasion?

I genuinely cannot fathom how just so much drama follows this woman around. It’s unbelievable. Literally.

 

[HotesTilaire]

 

[BlendedSlop]

If she can't discuss it, why even mention it?

Oh, right. Sweet, delicious attention.

 

[Wooh]

In fairness, she's seeking an Equakity lawyer. A difficult jurisdiction to navigate. A tricky area of law

 

[markcorriganscrisps]

Another house where the Xmas washing up probably still needs doing.

Who wants to bet on the alleged offender being of a less than white persuasion?

I genuinely cannot fathom how just so much drama follows this woman around. It’s unbelievable. Literally.

 

[Shimmering]

She's wheeling out the big guns today - legal action against a major UK supermarket, creepy attack by a presumably scary foreign man, and an ME crash. She's like a teenager on MSN signing in and out repeatedly for attention.

Am I right in thinking ML is not answering her calls?

 

[HotesTilaire]

She's wheeling out the big guns today - legal action against a major UK supermarket, creepy attack by a presumably scary foreign man, and an ME crash. She's like a teenager on MSN signing in and out repeatedly for attention.

Am I right in thinking ML is not answering her calls?

What about the cheapo necklace she was going to show us


Louisa hun, an ME crash happens after stress or over exertion so obviously if you’ve been out, pretending to bait retail staff into a complaint, you’ll be wrecked.

 

[Wooh]

"Have now gone into ME crash, and I am sure that's no coincidence. One... last... tweet."

We've made this joke before but it is still funny to think of reaching for Twitter when going into a crash, or being stuck in the bath, or in tandem with 16 minutes rest between jeans legs. Etc.

When she says that something terrible and creepy occurred today , you know someone's going to make a dumb joke about looking in a mirror, right?

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

"Have now gone into ME crash, and I am sure that's no coincidence. One... last... tweet."

We've made this joke before but it is still funny to think of reaching for Twitter when going into a crash, or being stuck in the bath, or in tandem with 16 minutes rest between jeans legs. Etc.

When she says that something terrible and creepy occurred today , you know someone's going to make a dumb joke about looking in a mirror, right?

I’m dying to know if the something terrible and creepy is the supermarket incident or two separate incidents.

She’s now recommending people give their kids something to cut off a seatbelt and break a car window because she’s given one to each of the krays in case something happens… hun your kids surely aren’t of an age yet to be bombing around in another teenagers car?? I get it once they are that age.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

I’m dying to know if the something terrible and creepy is the supermarket incident or two separate incidents.

She’s now recommending people give their kids something to cut off a seatbelt and break a car window because she’s given one to each of the krays in case something happens… hun your kids surely aren’t of an age yet to be bombing around in another teenagers car?? I get it once they are that age.

Bound to be a darkskinned male she enraged in Tesco's carpark trying to run her off the road into a river, innit?

 

[HotesTilaire]

I’m dying to know if the something terrible and creepy is the supermarket incident or two separate incidents.

She’s now recommending people give their kids something to cut off a seatbelt and break a car window because she’s given one to each of the krays in case something happens… hun your kids surely aren’t of an age yet to be bombing around in another teenagers car?? I get it once they are that age.

I thought they happily dissembled the wheelchair cords on her adapted car without being asked?

 

[waffle maker]

I’ve never heard of those escape things- surely you can’t give teens a seatbelt knife to cart about?

 

[KebabGirl]

I’ve never heard of those escape things- surely you can’t give teens a seatbelt knife to cart about?

I think they are like a box cutter so the blade is mostly.enclosed. But any teen would.surely test it on their school bag straps?! And then face the wrath of their parents....

I was having a dumb day yesterday, let's call it fibro fog. I was sat there trying to work out what equakaties meant, fuming that she'd used a word I didn't know!