Niomi Smart #88 Bye bye cock retreats and naughty Halloween orgies … hello museums and Dior parties

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Lionsden said:
I know. I mean, last time she gave a press interview about it! She could easily come up with some trite waffle about life's detours, some things just aren't meant to be, life has a funny way of putting us back on the right path, I'm exactly where I'm meant to be and couldn't be happier, etc. etc.
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I'm sure as soon as she can make some money from the disaster/ experience she'll be on it 😜
 
earlgrey said:
She does not look good. Yes she is not pumped full of filler, which is a low bar, but her skin looks damaged, her hair looks like hay, her body looks fit to crumble away from osteoporosis. I’m around the same age and most of my peers look a million times more healthy and zesty, and they are just normal people with busy stressful lives who don’t dedicate the same ££££s or time to “wellness” practices.
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Exactly! Same here! I'm her age, currently very busy, in the middle of very stressfull times, I take good care of myself and love skincare (basic, but nice, nothing ridiculously overpriced), eating lots of veggies, dog walks are my main form of exercise and never been on a wellness retreat. A couple of massages in the last two years and maybe two holidays a year (always with solid sun protection). And I can honestly say that I don't have any apparent wrinkles.
She looks so rough for someone who made a career out of wellness promotion and beauty tips (although it's been a couple of years since then obviously).

I am really looking forward to what she does now that she'll be surrounded by pretty London people or at least she'll notice them more again.
 
Elyezabeth said:
From his wording about the woman who didn't like that he was using shrooms, it sounds like it couldn't possibly be Niomi, but I wonder if he might have lied and added that "America" detail so that nobody could "officially" connect it with her but he still got to tell his story about being a victim of a woman who was unsupportive of his bad trip deep plant medicine work. It seems like he got interested in shrooms right around the time she was coming back to him, so he could easily twist that to "we were long distance and when we were finally together again..." to tell the story. Did he have some other period of interest in shrooms earlier in life? He hasn't really had the time to have another relationship around Niomi in the past couple years.
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I’ve noticed that even though he uploaded UOL podcasts to his Youtube in recent months, they actually date back further according to his Buzzsprout page. His first UOL podcast about psychedelics is from June 2020 where he talks about his first trip. The threesome podcast is from December 2020 and the relationship one with the anecdote of his ex from America is actually from April 2021, all before he met Niomi in 2022.
 
cbracelet said:
I’ve noticed that even though he uploaded UOL podcasts to his Youtube in recent months, they actually date back further according to his Buzzsprout page. His first UOL podcast about psychedelics is from June 2020 where he talks about his first trip. The threesome podcast is from December 2020 and the relationship one with the anecdote of his ex from America is actually from April 2021, all before he met Niomi in 2022.
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Oh wow I didn't realize that, I thought this was all recent, and he's just discovered shrooms through Human Garbage or some retreat group, and then immediately went too hard on believing they have magical powers haha.
 
Elyezabeth said:
Oh wow I didn't realize that, I thought this was all recent, and he's just discovered shrooms through Human Garbage or some retreat group, and then immediately went too hard on believing they have magical powers haha.
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Jamie says he “started working with psilocybe magic mushrooms in mid-20s”. One of his friends, after a night out snorted a line of cocaine in front of him and he was like "Jay, I really want to talk to you about this mushroom thing. I'm really concerned about you!" He says "those that judge the most are oftentimes going through the biggest struggles within themselves, and the judgment comes up almost as a bit of a deflection because, when they witness somebody expressing themselves in a certain light, it triggers up all that."
 
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I really detest the way people can't deal with criticism and say that it's 100% projecting, and it's you who is screwed up, it's never me (sometimes it is but not with a wanker like Jamie)... no sometimes it is you Jamie. He's unable to own up to anything, ever, he only finds ways to twist it on others. All the compliments and sweet word salads he writes are all for himself.
 
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He's got to be leaving out details because I can't fathom someone with a cocaine habit saying that your mushroom use is concerning. I'm guessing Jamie was either barely functional because he was too engrossed in his "working" with shrooms but was actually just tripping balls all the time and missing out on life, or there was other stuff going on too that he's ignoring and claiming it was just his shrooms use that judgmental people were against.
 
Elyezabeth said:
He's got to be leaving out details because I can't fathom someone with a cocaine habit saying that your mushroom use is concerning. I'm guessing Jamie was either barely functional because he was too engrossed in his "working" with shrooms but was actually just tripping balls all the time and missing out on life, or there was other stuff going on too that he's ignoring and claiming it was just his shrooms use that judgmental people were against.
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I mean he blew a million bucks, maybe what he says its true.. sniff sniff
 
I’m still finding out what I can on The UOL podcasts. Jamie actually did a podcast with Jake Paul White, the painter guy who came up on the last thread as a potential new love interest for Niomi! Jamie begins by saying “ I've wanted to interview you for ages. My first moment of meeting you was hilarious. It was at my partner's birthday, where her cake came out. Everybody's singing happy birthday and she's just about to blow her cake out, like everybody's singing happy birthday, she's just about to blow her cake out and you jump in and blow out the candle. I was like this is a very interesting person. " :rolleyes:
 
Omg I just saw this. His whole page is literally pornhub.

First, how can people like this not get cancelled? Second, how are there people still feeding them?! No wonder there are more and more like this, and want to be like this. I bet they sit at the same table and laughing about how they get away with all the nasty tit they do and making fun of the victims who don't realise they are.

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cbracelet said:
I’m still finding out what I can on The UOL podcasts. Jamie actually did a podcast with Jake Paul White, the painter guy who came up on the last thread as a potential new love interest for Niomi! Jamie begins by saying “ I've wanted to interview you for ages. My first moment of meeting you was hilarious. It was at my partner's birthday, where her cake came out. Everybody's singing happy birthday and she's just about to blow her cake out, like everybody's singing happy birthday, she's just about to blow her cake out and you jump in and blow out the candle. I was like this is a very interesting person. " :rolleyes:
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That's terrible, I know she was surprised how he had the band there and the birthday cake legit days after their set up with Holly but for some worm to jump out and blow the candles for her and then Jamie being into that... was he also laughing when he told her to grab her passport and then drove her to eat cold Chinese food on the wall? He's such a troll.
 
cbracelet said:
I’m still finding out what I can on The UOL podcasts. Jamie actually did a podcast with Jake Paul White, the painter guy who came up on the last thread as a potential new love interest for Niomi! Jamie begins by saying “ I've wanted to interview you for ages. My first moment of meeting you was hilarious. It was at my partner's birthday, where her cake came out. Everybody's singing happy birthday and she's just about to blow her cake out, like everybody's singing happy birthday, she's just about to blow her cake out and you jump in and blow out the candle. I was like this is a very interesting person. " :rolleyes:
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Woah. Most people would think 'what an attention seeking wanker'. But Donkey, being so deep and an agent provocateur thinks it's 'interesting'. Obviously the others singing Happy Birthday are boring sheep but blowing out a candle means he's a disruptor and only another disruptor like Donkey could possibly recognise it.

Blimey this over analysing tit is easy. I think I'll set myself up as a life coach 🥰
 
He shares a lot in these UOL podcasts 😬 "I started this year. I was having a real low point. I was really out of sorts and I remember every morning I started like kind of building my, my, my structure and my strategy for kicking myself out of those circumstances. I did everything. I got up and I made my bed first because I wanted to have a sense of accomplishment and that prepped for the evening. I go downstairs and I challenge myself with a cold shower and again give myself that sense of I'm in control here and I fight my fears. But I actually remember I would hug myself and say exactly that I love and appreciate myself, I love and accept myself, I love and approve of myself. And I also added a fourth one, which is I love and acknowledge the hero that I am and I…I sat in those cold showers hugging myself and saying those lines and like I love and appreciate myself, like I sat with that as in, I appreciate who I am, how I am, how I'm showing up in the world, I approve. I say I love and approve of myself. I approve of who I am, how I, how I'm showing up in the world, and I'd love them to accept that. I'd love them to accept myself. The more I did that honestly, the more I did that honestly, the more I actually I remember certain points, sitting there hugging myself, going through that process and crying with like a feeling of jamie, you've come back to yourself, this is a big accomplishment, it's huge, it's huge and it's again. It's so easily lost right. And I did that. I said those lines mirror for a little while and I kind of rhymed and wrapped them in a couple of bit of form, but it wasn't until a very low point where I really grabbed them and I learned what it meant to actually say them, to feel them and to enjoy the benefit of that "
 
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cbracelet said:
He shares a lot in these UOL podcasts 😬 "I started this year. I was having a real low point. I was really out of sorts and I remember every morning I started like kind of building my, my, my structure and my strategy for kicking myself out of those circumstances. I did everything. I got up and I made my bed first because I wanted to have a sense of accomplishment and that prepped for the evening. I go downstairs and I challenge myself with a cold shower and again give myself that sense of I'm in control here and I fight my fears. But I actually remember I would hug myself and say exactly that I love and appreciate myself, I love and accept myself, I love and approve of myself. And I also added a fourth one, which is I love and acknowledge the hero that I am and I…I sat in those cold showers hugging myself and saying those lines and like I love and appreciate myself, like I sat with that as in, I appreciate who I am, how I am, how I'm showing up in the world, I approve. I say I love and approve of myself. I approve of who I am, how I, how I'm showing up in the world, and I'd love them to accept that. I'd love them to accept myself. The more I did that honestly, the more I did that honestly, the more I actually I remember certain points, sitting there hugging myself, going through that process and crying with like a feeling of jamie, you've come back to yourself, this is a big accomplishment, it's huge, it's huge and it's again. It's so easily lost right. And I did that. I said those lines mirror for a little while and I kind of rhymed and wrapped them in a couple of bit of form, but it wasn't until a very low point where I really grabbed them and I learned what it meant to actually say them, to feel them and to enjoy the benefit of that "
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Woah genuinely how do you transcribe that so accurately? It's eerie. I can hear him. 😬
I think Donkey's main problem is he has duck all to do apart from analyse himself. The guy needs a hobby or job apart from bumming around and shrooms. The 'life coaching' is bullshit. He has no clients. He leads the most luxurious life of swanning around thinking his mind and body are both immensely fascinating and a job in themselves.
It's very very strange. A newish breed of trust fund hippies who think they have all the answers as they don't have to actually work. But won't acknowledge Mummy and Daddy have enabled this carefree lifestyle - it's simply because they're on a higher plane. 'We've shunned societal expectations!' - er yes your parents are paying for that.
 
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