Niomi Smart #86 The woman is having a never ending existential crisis

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curiouscat106 said:
As someone previously said, she’s come to the conclusion that her life is not one to be envied or bragged about so she’s stopped posting.

What’s interesting is she’s no longer appearing *anywhere*. She used to pop up in other places on IG, like forming ✨fRiEnDsHiPs✨ with other expats, collabs with ✨lOcAl BuSiNeSsEs✨, “photoshoots” for content, with her friend Sophie, yoga classes, meditation classes, not to mention the Awakened Dreamers and sex parties/retreats… Either she is being VERY careful not to be filmed anywhere or she’s just not leaving their villa or going out anymore. She initially tried very hard to show what a full and fulfilled life she has in Barley, now it’s crickets. Has she come to accept that her life is empty and not worth showing?! It certainly seems like she’s given up.
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OR she's 'spiralled out of control' with her MANDALAS!!
( see what I did there 😅😅)
 
kittenseer said:
Lordon checking in with himself and tuning into how he’s feeling while journalling on the beach. All weekend he’s been having life changing conversations with his incredible friends and teachers.

Just imagine sitting through a Christmas meal with him at the same table.
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People must dread seeing him approaching :sleep:
Toothy old fun sponge droning on about himself again. He's just so bleeping boring.
 
Jelly Bean said:
People must dread seeing him approaching :sleep:
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Yeah I think there’s a reason he loves spending times in Bali and why he has to rely on „friends“ via insta stories to come to parties or offer him accommodation during trips. People must get sick of him so quickly. He got incredibly lucky when he found Niomi. She matches his level of stupidity, self-importance and blandness.
 
kittenseer said:
Lordon checking in with himself and tuning into how he’s feeling while journalling on the beach. All weekend he’s been having life changing conversations with his incredible friends and teachers.

Just imagine sitting through a Christmas meal with him at the same table.
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Niomi's family was stuck on that boat trip with him right after he and Niomi got together - and they never wanted to see him again afterwards. It must have been torturous.
 
I’ve had a really crappy day. Sometimes when I’ve had a crappy day, I watch Joe era Niomi vlogs. Today is one of those days. My partner has just come in and said “ His penis just wasn’t the one. I need to worship something worthy!” Made me laugh so much I thought I’d put it on here.

Anyway, if anyone knows of anywhere that the engagement vlog is still available hmu!
 
Callan said:
They licherally started cropping him out of all the family pictures the moment he got there. They probably assumed he was just some rebound but what they got is a level 5 clinger.
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Like this gem from Christmas before last. Paul played a blinder here.

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Does she still own the shed in Clapham?

I was there this weekend, seeing a friend who lived a couple of streets away from where it is. My ex actually used to live on Cato Rd which is a stones throw away, so I know the area fairly well.

I can’t understand why she ever bought there. On paper, Clapham has a lot of similarities to Notting Hill (but slightly cheaper). But the flat itself is basically bang in the middle of lots of brutalist housing estates. It’s not aesthetic at all and the area isn’t the “nice” part of Clapham.

It makes me wonder if she even bothered checking the property out before buying it?!

it’s not her at all. For someone who is obsessed with being seeing in the “right” places and who is inherently snobby, this area isn’t for that type at all. I’m baffled she ever bought it.

I don’t think she’s made a good decision since Joe broke up with her frankly.
 
lilchicken said:
Does she still own the shed in Clapham?

I was there this weekend, seeing a friend who lived a couple of streets away from where it is. My ex actually used to live on Cato Rd which is a stones throw away, so I know the area fairly well.

I can’t understand why she ever bought there. On paper, Clapham has a lot of similarities to Notting Hill (but slightly cheaper). But the flat itself is basically bang in the middle of lots of brutalist housing estates. It’s not aesthetic at all and the area isn’t the “nice” part of Clapham.

It makes me wonder if she even bothered checking the property out before buying it?!

it’s not her at all. For someone who is obsessed with being seeing in the “right” places and who is inherently snobby, this area isn’t for that type at all. I’m baffled she ever bought it.

I don’t think she’s made a good decision since Joe broke up with her frankly.
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Guess he wasn't that bad or she'd be thriving without him.

I remember seeing an article online about her shed, how Instagram friendly it was lol, kid you not... she must have read that and thought "licherally paaahfect".
 
lilchicken said:
honestly, I think that’s the main reason she bought it

Clapham? Tick
Insta friendly? Tick
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After Joe dumped her she definitely felt like she needed to be ticking other boxes and buying a house was one of them. Unfortunately I don’t see her getting that sprawling country home for as long as toothy is keeping her tied down in Bali. I don’t see her getting anything she wanted honestly, not the friends/family, not the career, not the freebies, sponsorships, house, family, etc. not even the pet LOL
 
Niomi's perspective is so wrong. She's freaking out because she's 30-something and unmarried... but she's not considering how she'll have to deal with Jamie for 50+ YEARS if they go ahead with the marriage.

She's giving up MOST of her life by settling for him, all because she can't wait a couple more years to find the right person.

The sunk cost fallacy is wild.
 
I still think things might be rocky between them at the moment. She is completely MIA while he is all over Insta again. It's always a sign. I think she may feel like she can't run away back home this time because she has fallen out with her family. So she feels stuck with him and is pretending she's the happiest ever etc.

It'll be interesting to see what Christmas will bring. She could be having the time of her life in London where she would still get invites to glam events and gifted stays at fancy hotels. Instead she's wasting her time bumming around Bali with this thing.

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MaggieRoo said:
Guys, it’s been 11/11 ALL DAY and she’s said NOTHING..I find this alarming..why and how hasn’t she had anything to say about this magical portal day??
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Something is definitely up!
 
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