Niomi Smart #85 Looks like she manifested a lot of sh..

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Callan said:
I wish that just for once she'd post something in her stories like "I'm having a tit day and feel like kicking and screaming" and I'd respect that more than these constant chronic reassurances that she's happy.

Also these comments have me laughing, haven't watched yet really but just reading through them


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Omg perfect 'It takes you a long time to say something that can be summarised really quickly' 😂
Donkey does that too. Waffle waffle enlightened waffle waffle growth waffle waffle. They are both tremendously dense but think they aren't. That is their major problem.
And how can they make Bali look so drab. Quite a skill.
 
coriander said:
Agreed. If one day she puts up a post going 'Hi guys I did absolutely nothing today bar a big poo' I'd totally resubscribe
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lilamay said:
How condescending!
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It doesn't matter how short a journey it was, you should put on a helmet before you get on a motor scooter. Like putting a seat belt in a car.
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She's basically teaching other people to be lax about safety because she's living her dream Bali life and helmets just disturb the pastel vibes and colors of her surroundings.

The worst thing is when you find yourself in a situation where you are thinking "wish I did things differently 2 minutes ago".
 
Man, that pic of Charlotte really reminded me of Niomi's old vlogmases. I actually also just had the realization that Charlotte and a lot of Niomi's pals from that era are not married and don't have kids either, so why is Niomi so obsessed with the "societal expectations" and comparing herself to everyone her age? It's not like she is from some super conservative religious background where everyone has kids in their early 20s. I feel like being single in London at 32 is very common and very normal?
I think when she was with DJ, she felt not only "on track", but felt like she was "ahead" of everyone her age. She is also someone who thrives from showing off, feeling better than everyone, and being smug. I think having nothing to show off about these days might be the root cause of her misery.
 
Callan said:
Also why is she using a scooter for a 30 second ride to the beach, wellness ambassador my ass. Just work for Shell and big oil Niomi, perfect partnership right there.

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She might have done it just to get nice clips of herself for the video (riding half naked and without helmet).
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Jelly Bean said:
And she is 🌠special 🌠 and protected by mother goddess thingy so should be allowed to ride her scooter wherever she likes without harm as she manifested it.
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Oh right, she is divinely protected, I almost forgot. That makes all this talk about safety redundant.
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formerly_sitkx said:
Man, that pic of Charlotte really reminded me of Niomi's old vlogmases. I actually also just had the realization that Charlotte and a lot of Niomi's pals from that era are not married and don't have kids either, so why is Niomi so obsessed with the "societal expectations" and comparing herself to everyone her age? It's not like she is from some super conservative religious background where everyone has kids in their early 20s. I feel like being single in London at 32 is very common and very normal?
I think when she was with DJ, she felt not only "on track", but felt like she was "ahead" of everyone her age. She is also someone who thrives from showing off, feeling better than everyone, and being smug. I think having nothing to show off about these days might be the root cause of her misery.
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Maybe it's her mom who tells her she needs to hurry up if she wants children, because of her own experience with infertility?
 
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formerly_sitkx said:
Man, that pic of Charlotte really reminded me of Niomi's old vlogmases. I actually also just had the realization that Charlotte and a lot of Niomi's pals from that era are not married and don't have kids either, so why is Niomi so obsessed with the "societal expectations" and comparing herself to everyone her age? It's not like she is from some super conservative religious background where everyone has kids in their early 20s. I feel like being single in London at 32 is very common and very normal?
I think when she was with DJ, she felt not only "on track", but felt like she was "ahead" of everyone her age. She is also someone who thrives from showing off, feeling better than everyone, and being smug. I think having nothing to show off about these days might be the root cause of her misery.
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my London friends and I are in our 30s and only 3 of us are married and none of us have kids. It’s 100% normal to be single/childless in London just generally speaking, never kind in your 30s.

I think there is still a lot of societal pressure on women to settle down (I felt it when I was single). But I think a lot of the pressure Niomi feels comes from 1. Her family. The women in her family have made their money/achieved wealth via who they married. And they definitely care a lot about money, that family.
2. Niomi doesn’t have a father present in her life. She didn’t even seem particularly close to her grandfather. I don’t think she’s ever spoken about it but I’d bet money on her having abandonment anxieties because her biological father wasn’t in her life. Like many kids of broken homes, they see finding a man to marry them will somehow prove they are lovable. So when Joe broke up with her, it confirmed the very worst thoughts she had about herself and finding a man to replace him, is all about recovering from that massive blow.

So I think Niomi definitely feels pressure. Societal pressure you can kinda get over and live with because it’s subtle, but when it’s combined with family expectations and your own anxieties…
 
curiouscat106 said:
She’s such a sarcastic little biatch isn’t she! There is nothing by happy, peaceful or content about her. If she was being honest with everyone (and herself) it would read “32 years old, coerced into living in Barley, lost, lonely and depressed.”
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Jesus I didn’t even twig that was her, I thought it was someone taking the piss!

(When Irish people start a sentence with ‘ah would you’, something is going on!)
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Callan said:
I wish that just for once she'd post something in her stories like "I'm having a tit day and feel like kicking and screaming" and I'd respect that more than these constant chronic reassurances that she's happy.

Also these comments have me laughing, haven't watched yet really but just reading through them


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Well nice to see AI answering that one for her.
 
lilchicken said:
I thought Niomi met Joe via Charlotte - essentially he was Charlotte’s cast off?

that was Niomi’s telling of it though, so who knows how much is true.
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Yes, that's what we know. Charlotte went on a date with him, they didn't click, but Charlotte thought Niomi might like him, so she set them up.
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coriander said:
Omg imagine if that's the reason for the fall out?!?! Highly unlikely but who knows, didn't Charlotte refollow Joe at some point
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I don't think Charlotte would do that to Niomi.
 
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Yea, charlotte follows Joe on insta but he doesn’t follow her back. She also was Niomis biggest supporter after the breakup. My bet is she realized what a tit person Niomi was after she got in a relationship with Jamie and realized Joe was valid for dumping her.
 
How many new chapters can one person start before the word loses it's meaning? It feels like she's outsourced writing her own comments, I don't now it just sounds off, not like her.

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Lol she can never be wrong, its always the other person that's just not getting it, explains why she's always doing the wrong thing

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coriander said:
Omg imagine if that's the reason for the fall out?!?! Highly unlikely but who knows, didn't Charlotte refollow Joe at some point
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I think Lordon encouraged Nims to ditch Charlotte, because just like everyone on Tattle, Charlotte saw him for the creepy leech he is right from the start.

Lordon is a total loser, but Niomi seems to view him as some sort of guru. She was very much brainwashed by him in no time at all, and even adopted his way of speaking early on. When she spoke of ending that friendship, she said she did so because the person no longer served her. Niomi uses that phrase all the time these days, but she didn't back then. It was total Lordon-speak.

It's scary how quickly and completely he took control of her life (and her mind). In those early days he didn't leave her out of his sight for even a minute and he made sure that she distanced herself from those who cared about her.

I did think Nims and Charlotte might reconcile when the engagement was called off, but that didn't happen.

Charlotte still seems friendly with Verity. I remember seeing comments from her on Verity's IG even after her friendship with Nims had ended.
 
Callan said:
How many new chapters can one person start before the word loses it's meaning? It feels like she's outsourced writing her own comments, I don't now it just sounds off, not like her.

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Lol she can never be wrong, its always the other person that's just not getting it, explains why she's always doing the wrong thing

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Experimenting with editing styles?? Didn’t she get an editor so she’s not even doing any of this work herself….the style is different because she has a different person creating her videos. What a pretentious idiot.
 
frooshh said:
Experimenting with editing styles?? Didn’t she get an editor so she’s not even doing any of this work herself….the style is different because she has a different person creating her videos. What a pretentious idiot.
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Lol exactly!! She's still rambling the same nonsense and it's the other person doing all the work for her putting it together, and like you said she always has someone new so it will feel different.
 
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