Niomi Smart #2 Glitch in the Gleam Bot, I'll just have to put Joe's fennel teabag back

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Would she really be able to go out with friends and smile away if her engagement was over?! Ugh, I just want to know!

This is classic Niomi. I worry for her. I feel like a couple years from now the stiff upper lip will crack and she will have an emotional breakdown.

She’s probably in the “duck him!” stage right now. Don’t blame her to be honest. I would also be getting drunk with my girlfriends.

PS. Charlotte also posted a pic of Niomi from their dinner. Seems like they’re all trying to show Joe what he’s missing. From Freddie’s post the other day (“chill the duck out”) it really seems like they broke up over something stupid. Glad she has a good group of friends at the very least.
 
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I’m new. I’ve been following this thread and watching her socials to see what was happening with her wedding. This person in the photo says she ‘knows her personally’ so that’s why she knows they are still together. Could this be true? Is this one of Niomi’s friends that she hangs out with? I don’t follow Niomi that close to know who her friends are. Anyway, maybe they just had a fight like some have said...but there have been no likes or comments from either one to each others posts on for a while. Usually couples support each other on social media. That seems odd. So big fight or break up? Time will tell. She seems like a selfish, narcissistic brat no matter what.
 

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New to this thread (hello!) and have been catching up over the past couple of days - but anyone seen this? Wonder what to make of it
 

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I still can't help but find it curious that her "ring maintenance" happened just before the supposed break up... Perhaps he asked for the ring back a few weeks ago and told her he would get it cleaned, but in reality he will resell it now that it's over?
Reselling it?! Certinally hope not. An engagement ring is a gift - that hideous thing is hers to sell and get herself something for her single self.

I wouldn't say she's harmless, she's very money driven with her stolen recipes cookbook, her cheap boots collection that she'd never use, the overpriced source box, the smartskin, the lip service to sustainable fashion but oasis endorsements etc. Being dumped sucks, but better now than 6 months into marriage.

Seems like they’re all trying to show Joe what he’s missing. From Freddie’s post the other day (“chill the duck out”) it really seems like they broke up over something stupid. Glad she has a good group of friends at the very least.


I doubt they broke up over something small, it was probably just an excuse. He will have been thinking about this decision all of lockdown.
 
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I wouldn't say she's harmless, she's very money driven with her stolen recipes cookbook, her cheap boots collection that she'd never use, the overpriced source box, the smartskin, the lip service to sustainable fashion but oasis endorsements etc. Being dumped sucks, but better now than 6 months into marriage.

Me neither. Also because I don't think it can be overlooked how harmful being controlling, particularly around food, can be. Marcus said he was verging on an eating disorder by the end of his relationship with her.

ETA - she's just followed another wellbeing/healing-focused account.
 
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Honestly, her actions are so bait im starting to think she's only doing this for attention and buzz. Think she will feature joe in content by the time we get bored of talking about how gaunt she looks.
I agree but then I kind of think relationship issues (even if just speculation) is way off brand for what she’s been trying to portray for years. I think she’d try and make the most of any other issue but I reckon her relationship is her pride and joy so I think she would shut down anything that questions that. All a bit bizarre whatever it is but I really do feel for her
 
We all know it would suck to have an engagement broken off with you but with considering the time we're in right now, she's about the last person I feel sorry for.

She has friends, she has family, she has money, she's 28 (which is still very young, definitely not an old maid if that's what she's worried about). She's going to be fine, with or without Joeyyyy.
 
I see Freddie posted on Instagram today (nothing to do with Niomi / Joe). I wonder if either of them will like the picture though as Joe seems to have gone AWOL on Instagram.
 
I wonder when her skincare brand will finally launch? It's been weeks since they set up their instagram page and I even signed up to receive update emails and have heard nothing.

I see Freddie posted on Instagram today (nothing to do with Niomi / Joe). I wonder if either of them will like the picture though as Joe seems to have gone AWOL on Instagram.

And what a post it is :ROFLMAO:
 
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