Nelly London #5 Munchausen, Misappropriation and Moose’s Knuckle

SEVEN(!!) stories to plug a Colin the caterpillar Christmas decoration that *nobody* needs.

she acts like she’s doing people a favour “friends”, “I will get us all Colin’s somehow”. Like surely people see through this bull?

she doesn’t even directly link it - people have to clink through her Liketoknowit to get the link. Surely people see how shameless this is? Plugging a product no one needs so she can make a bit of cash on a Monday afternoon, while pretending she’s doing us a solid.
 
She set up a camera to film herself walking in with snacks. How many takes do you think that was?

Also, B needs acting lessons. That was poor.

B looks bleeping DONE with it all lol

i swear you could see a sigh of resignation when he came in and went into their kitchen.

“oh ffs I’m knackered but she’s set up the phone to record me, so best prep myself for a half hour of insta recording”
 
B looks bleeping DONE with it all lol

i swear you could see a sigh of resignation when he came in and went into their kitchen.

“oh ffs I’m knackered but she’s set up the phone to record me, so best prep myself for a half hour of insta recording”
As if she’s not draining enough without all this filming and ‘content’ ideas. I think she would take it out if anyone.
Sorry but they have about as much chemistry as....... something with no chemistry at all. Can only imagine it’s so much worse without the camera setup
 
The date night cinema thing is cute....for my small children. They would love that! But for two grown adults without kids? Wtf? Best believe if my husband and I had a date night we would have a glass of wine and a nice dinner. Not a child's activity.

it is really infantile. Just another way she infantilises herself with B.

you can imagine a kid playing pretend, giving out cinema tickets etc like this.

it’s weird when a grown woman is doing it. Their dynamic is extremely weird.
 
Another photoshoot in her undies with those cursed wings.

im not a fan of Victoria’s Secret by any means, but her spiel falls extremely flat since they have multiple body shapes on their catwalk this year;


Sure, have Victoria’s Secret historically promoted a very narrow ideal of female body shape? Sure. But then so did the likes of Abercrombie and fitch. Notoriously so. And Nelly has no problem promoting that brand.

and regardless of whether it comes across as a feeble attempt at inclusivity or not, if it comes across as tokenism or not… you can’t really say VS is only promoting a single body type with this catwalk. Because they resolutely are not.

so it doesn’t make sense, Nelly’s spiel. It’s just an excuse for her to pose in her undies again and call herself a goddess. And why does she only apply this criticism to this very specific company?

guaranteed if she was sent some VS freebies or an ad link tomorrow, she’d be plugging it on her stories with a teeny tiny ad affiliate link, and telling us all how we absolutely need to buy the best underwear ever made by mankind that she’s put in her liketoknow.it
 
Todays stories about driving into central London. She lives in Brighton... the Thameslink runs direct from Brighton into numerous central London stations a couple of times an hour. I get the anxiety about travel but surely a single train would be less stress than trying to get a car into the middle of the city, park up etc. Maybe just me but she seems to have massive driving anxiety but then puts herself through that to post stories about it.
 
Todays stories about driving into central London. She lives in Brighton... the Thameslink runs direct from Brighton into numerous central London stations a couple of times an hour. I get the anxiety about travel but surely a single train would be less stress than trying to get a car into the middle of the city, park up etc. Maybe just me but she seems to have massive driving anxiety but then puts herself through that to post stories about it.

I don’t get it either. just get the train. If she’s so nervous driving then she’s potentially putting others in danger. The train is probably faster too.

on a separate note, do we reckon she’ll stop advertising Abercrombie stuff given the news about the abusive ex CEO?

Surely she won’t be able to continue to countenance promoting a company with this sort of legacy, she’s so principled… right? Right?!!!
 
He really is just her lackey 🙄
 

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