Mumsnet #31 How on Earth do these people manage to exist on a day to day basis?

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I normally lurk here but have to post. What in the eating disorder forum is this. It’s honestly batshit!! (The replies are batshit, I mean). Malt loaf is on par with crack, according to MN

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Bollykecks said:
I normally lurk here but have to post. What in the eating disorder forum is this. It’s honestly batshit!! (The replies are batshit, I mean). Malt loaf is on par with crack, according to MN

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I sincerely hope that OP doesn't tell her 9yo daughter she's overweight :o I feel sorry for the poor kid, she's obviously hungry when she gets in from school.
 
Has anyone read 'I am about to be very sick'? in AIBU. Poster has eaten rather elderly lobster, but it's turned out to be about how her marriage is struggling. I am horrified by the number who suggest she makes herself throw up "fingers for pudding", is this normal? how about get an early night with a large glass of water and a big bowl next to you?
 
Wackie Jeaver said:
Has anyone read 'I am about to be very sick'? in AIBU. Poster has eaten rather elderly lobster, but it's turned out to be about how her marriage is struggling. I am horrified by the number who suggest she makes herself throw up "fingers for pudding", is this normal? how about get an early night with a large glass of water and a big bowl next to you?
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Yeah I saw that one. She ate it yesterday and she's fine but yes, her marriage is the real issue.
 
Backendofabus said:
Just seen someone describe spag bol as “essentially carbs topped with sugar”
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Well, it is when you see the way MNers make it. Italians collectively weep for the future when the MNers get their pans out.
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I was enjoying the “how much work do you do if you’re a high earner?” lies thread. Of course they all make 6 figures and only send 2 emails a week and sleep through a few Teams meetings. There was one who said she “really does work 45 hours a week” but some of those hours are thinking and she is so clever she can do that while she’s loading the dishwasher or walking the dog.
 
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Serene Serena said:
Same as an English brekkie but far better. Eggs, bacon, sausages, eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes, baked beans, fried bread, topped with Penclawdd cockle and laverbread cake. No black pudding and no hash browns. You need to visit Wales to experience it in full, then nip round to mine for a panad after ;)
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Well this sounds fabulous! I am from the home of the Ulster fry which is also yummo!
 
ItchOfTheWestCoast said:
Shithole has her skip bag.

Doesn't matter though because her dog is still destroying her house and ripping rubbish bags open, it smells and she let the kitchen slide back to what it was again.

She did make a dinner for her kids that wasn't KFC - so parent of the year award from Mumsnet.
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And she's giving tenancy advice on another thread, not in her usual spelling mistake and faux " I don't understand crap"
 
nobotoxta said:
Hie many threads does she need to tell the world she's getting her house sorted. Jesus!! The most irritating woman in the bloody world. I am irrationally fummin'
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She pisses me off more than she should.
To admit that there is eggshells over the floor and the dog is out of control pissing on everything is disgusting.
But she's an inspiration a true inspiration to them all.
 
Brandshinynew said:
She pisses me off more than she should.
To admit that there is eggshells over the floor and the dog is out of control pissing on everything is disgusting.
But she's an inspiration a true inspiration to them all.
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She’s an inspiration because she makes the average mumsnetter feel better about themselves. My house isn’t pristine but there’s Lego on the floor rather than food debris and dog piss.
 
They’re discussing what they do if a nuclear bomb was dropped. They want government-issued pills at home they can take.

Can you imagine? 6 months from now the coroner is dealing with a spate of cases and cause put down as “DPD driver knocked on door, mother thought it was the Russians and gave Persephone and Archibald a tablet”.
 
50degreesnorth said:
They’re discussing what they do if a nuclear bomb was dropped. They want government-issued pills at home they can take.

Can you imagine? 6 months from now the coroner is dealing with a spate of cases and cause put down as “DPD driver knocked on door, mother thought it was the Russians and gave Persephone and Archibald a tablet”.
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‘Husband murdered using government issued pills after leaving empty cup on the table’

‘Mother of three murdered using government issued pills by daughter in law after buying her a Bayliss and Harding gift set for Christmas’

‘Couple murdered by own daughter using government issued pills after refusing to quit their jobs to provide 24/7 free childcare’

‘Young woman murdered by her sister law new mother using government issued pills after asking to meet newborn before he turned 4’
 
What’s going on with everyone being constipated at the moment? Someone is in hospital because she hasn’t done a tit in 4 weeks. Someone else is asking for a handhold as her daughter collapsed and she’s waiting for an ambulance, and her daughter is also apparently constipated

There were a few yesterday too. Maybe they’re the new poo trolls
 
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