Mumsnet #31 How on Earth do these people manage to exist on a day to day basis?

[Cornima]

There's a great names thread. They want to call the baby Cuddy as a shortening but they don't know what for. It's a terrible name IMO.

 

[Moniker]

There's a great names thread. They want to call the baby Cuddy as a shortening but they don't know what for. It's a terrible name IMO.

Sounds like a bovine disease. Awful idea.

 

[Serene Serena]

There's a great names thread. They want to call the baby Cuddy as a shortening but they don't know what for. It's a terrible name IMO.

Cuddy short for Cuddly Princess Krystal Babe

 

[LilyPond]

I think someone is after stories of what people do with their wafty fannys
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I now have "what shall we do with a wafty fanny?" to the tune of "What shall we do with a drunken sailor?" as an earworm

 

[Technobiff]

We call chewing gum cuddy.
Imagine being called Cuddy Wrigley's.

 

[CrimsonCountess]

Oh my good god. Someone has resurrected the baked bean fanny thread with a close up picture straight up their own vagina. I need to bleach my eyes and probably never go on the internet ever again

 

[doctordoctor]

Because they're unique and special and can't possibly be sharing a common human experience.

It’s because they’re all terribly dainty and feminine…..they have to lie down frequently on their fainting couches….

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

I now have "what shall we do with a wafty fanny?" to the tune of "What shall we do with a drunken sailor?" as an earworm

Oh thanks for that!!!!

 

[doctordoctor]

Cuddy short for Cuddly Princess Krystal Babe

In Scotland, a cuddy is a donkey!

 

[Moniker]

"I'm 51, my lover is 81 - AMA"
Claims she's having some of the best sex of her life. From wafty fannies to wrinkly todgers, Mumsnet's got it all going on today.

 

[Serene Serena]

"I'm 51, my lover is 81 - AMA"
Claims she's having some of the best sex of her life. From wafty fannies to wrinkly todgers, Mumsnet's got it all going on today.

She must have had some shockingly bad sex, if her best experience is with an 81yo

 

[GBNI]

There's a great names thread. They want to call the baby Cuddy as a shortening but they don't know what for. It's a terrible name IMO.

Perhaps they’re a fan of House.

 

[girlinbrum]

This article must be about mumsnet as they claim to earn six figures but then complain they're skint.

 

[MrsPiggleWiggle]

I’m so annoyed both threads about the woman who wanted to stop giving her colleague a lift to work were deleted.

Can anyone tell me how it ended? I got up to the part where she always sits in the back, is pushing 40 and gets her to take her lunch to the canteen for her.

 

[GirlWithThePearlEarhole]

Why are so many mumsnetters emetophobic? Does anyone actually enjoy seeing someone vomit? Surely it's a perfectly normal reaction to feel nauseous and unwell yourself? It doesn't mean you have emetophobia. Maybe I'm being harsh, but I think a lot of phobias are ordinary reactions to things, like rats and spiders and snakes. A genuine phobia is debilitating and disabling.

And not only are they all emetophobic but they and their kids all projectile vomit. None of them ever vomit normally, it’s always projectile. Projectile vomiting isn’t actually that common but I suppose it ramps up the drama.

 

[orangehead]

I’m so annoyed both threads about the woman who wanted to stop giving her colleague a lift to work were deleted.

Can anyone tell me how it ended? I got up to the part where she always sits in the back, is pushing 40 and gets her to take her lunch to the canteen for her.

Op saw the woman three times at work but the woman only said hi to her once basically.

 

[girlinbrum]

I've only scrolled halfway down the threads in "active" and look at these delights....

 

[Technobiff]

Chuffing hell, fancy telling your child that you wish you'd never had them! I mean wtaf? Way to go witch!

 

[Serene Serena]

I've only scrolled halfway down the threads in "active" and look at these delights....

Miserable fuckers.

One day, they, too, will be mother-in-laws.

 

[GBNI]

And not only are they all emetophobic but they and their kids all projectile vomit. None of them ever vomit normally, it’s always projectile. Projectile vomiting isn’t actually that common but I suppose it ramps up the drama.

My dog projectile vomited once. She literally opened her mouth and out it came and hit the floor feet away. Said dog is 6 years gone (non projectile vomit related!) yet still this sticks in my mind as I’ve never seen it since