Mother Pukka #8 Everything is a lie, isn’t it?

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TheBabeWithThePower said:
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Holding on to it by..... Running here, there and everywhere and attending the opening of every envelope in London?
Also, I'm sure this photographer is based in the East of England, which also, if I'm not mistaken is where the A12 is... Was Anna driving back from her photoshoot when she "broke down" and had a "sick baby" and "mastitis" and "flu"? Seems like the ideal time for a photoshoot! Also laughing at the amount of body makeup and retouching on her skin, she doesn't look real.
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Her photo shoots styled to look like some Fukka campaign are so miserable. She’s dolled up with hair and make up but pulls these faces and pouts to look so unnaturally awkward.
 
It’s so weird - I can’t imagine getting my pic taken like this ever, let alone repeatedly. She has so many staged shoots it’s bleeping odd.

The whole centre of her face is white in that pic, make up white, awful.
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Also - just re looked at the pic. What’s with the Miss Piggy dress and seductive knee!
 
PopTarte said:
It’s so weird - I can’t imagine getting my pic taken like this ever, let alone repeatedly. She has so many staged shoots it’s bleeping odd.

The whole centre of her face is white in that pic, make up white, awful.
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Also - just re looked at the pic. What’s with the Miss Piggy dress and seductive knee!
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The shoot looks very huntastic, like those soft filter ones made into extra large canvases some people like to hang on their living room walls. She’s only a sliver away from Live, Laugh, Love.
 
Weird photoshoots seem to have skyrocketed in popularity- is that the fault of influencers? When I was pregnant everyone in my Facebook antenatal group was having pictures taken of them with long flowing white robes looking adoring down at their bumps in lavender meadows and so forth, it was bizarre. Now the babies are here people are doing Halloween photoshoots, Christmas photoshoots....

I mean I have tonnes of photos of my kids but those carefully curated shoots don't really have the same value as just standard candid ones of us just going about daily life. IMO.
 
Cucumberthunder said:
I have to say I find baby photoshoots cringe at the best of times. A friend of mine has had 4 and her baby is 7 months old - there was the bump shoot, the newborn shoot, the breastfeeding shoot and now the Christmas one. She had similar with her first.
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I just find them so insincere. I don't see how they're the kind of photos you treasure in years to come.
 
Cucumberthunder said:
I have to say I find baby photoshoots cringe at the best of times. A friend of mine has had 4 and her baby is 7 months old - there was the bump shoot, the newborn shoot, the breastfeeding shoot and now the Christmas one. She had similar with her first.
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Agree. Hideously naff and they won’t trigger lovely memories either. It’s just all done for the gram isn’t it?

Also, ‘chin to skin’ will never not make me laugh 🤣
 
RestingBunchFace said:
It’s a weird combo of breastfeeding mum but make it a bit sexy
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She’s gotta try hard to keep Oliver Olly Bretton interested in her even though she’s got mastitis, hasn’t had any sleep for months and whatever else she was moaning about..
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Dawnofftobed said:
The shoot looks very huntastic, like those soft filter ones made into extra large canvases some people like to hang on their living room walls. She’s only a sliver away from Live, Laugh, Love.
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Or in her case:
Bang, Bangkok, Baby
 
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TheBabeWithThePower said:
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Holding on to it by..... Running here, there and everywhere and attending the opening of every envelope in London?
Also, I'm sure this photographer is based in the East of England, which also, if I'm not mistaken is where the A12 is... Was Anna driving back from her photoshoot when she "broke down" and had a "sick baby" and "mastitis" and "flu"? Seems like the ideal time for a photoshoot! Also laughing at the amount of body makeup and retouching on her skin, she doesn't look real.
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Looking at this photo makes me think of the pic of the baby who was breastfed after the mum had a spray tan 😂 can imagine baby Contentina's chops are bright orange after this sesh.
 
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