Mother Pukka #8 Everything is a lie, isn’t it?

[ellyjelly2]

Baby is sick and Anna has flu but still out and about and then breaking down in the car. Well who would have guessed that was going to happen? She’s a selfish witch. Prem baby dragged out into the cold nearly every bloody day/night, and passed around loads of different people. Still it’s okay because Olly is holding Anna

 

[SadieBagels]

If she’s got mastitis I doubt it’s also the flu. Mastitis is bleeping awful. The second time I had it it started like flu and then my entire breast was red and incredibly painful. Mimics flu.

 

[smartalec]

She is overwhelmed and the best he does is…a hug? Wow what a guy

 

[rogueapostrophe]

She is overwhelmed and the best he does is…a hug? Wow what a guy

Holding is different to a hug. It is more intimate and therefore a sign that their relationship is not doomed at all.

If she’s got mastitis I doubt it’s also the flu. Mastitis is bleeping awful. The second time I had it it started like flu and then my entire breast was red and incredibly painful. Mimics flu.

Olly won’t find mastitis sexy, she better do something about that sharpish.

This is quite an epic meltdown she’s having because Spicy has gone away for a few days. How’s life with 5 Von Trapp kids when you have to raise them solo, Fukface?!

 

[hattie20]

No, Anna, that’s right. You aren’t sharing it for sympathy. You are sharing it as you had to fill a quota for tagging 50/50 parliament who you are working with, and also Pandas who you have also shared further down the post.

It’s nothing but a way to mention those in a post, as you have to.

When are people going to wake up to this false bullshit!

 

[TatRat]

Slightly off topic but pandas is a stupid name given there’s an actual syndrome called that. I wondered what the hell she was tagging it in for

 

[DeloresBawbag]

Does she never reread her diatribes and wonder ‘hmmm, I use ‘addled’, and ‘hole’, and ‘held’ quite frequently; I wonder if there are other words I could use, or different things to moan talk about?’

 

[Percycat]

Who knows, from the vantage point of where she’s sitting they’re directly in front of her so it looks like it. Think it was a tumour on one side of her neck rather than throat perhaps.

Her orange tint sunglasses also placed just by the fags. I’d say they’re definitely hers and I thought wacky the same about breathing in second hand fag smoke.

Why is she so incapable of holding that poor baby properly? She holds her as though she’s never held a baby before.

Normally you would pull the baby to your body and tuck your arms around her. But Anna’s hands must be flat, open and close to camera so that her engagement ring is clearly visible.

 

[heddaverse]

I had flu last year (real flu, it came on incredibly suddenly and I could barely move or stand up for two days) and my partner spoke to work, came home and looked after the kids and me. Which is pretty much the bare minimum of what I’d expect a partner and co parent to do.

If he’d followed Anna’s advice and just … held me … I would have been well pd off. Don’t hold me and catch flu, do something actually useful for our family!!!

Sick of her trying to speak for all women when she’s an absolute dope who has such low expectations from men.

 

[Whiskygal]

So she blocked me for pointing out that I tried to “have it all”after having a baby and ended up with PND….. Now she’s posting this bull tit. But NOT for attention. Ok……
She does not have flu. Someone with flu ain’t giving a tit about their Insta page

 

[petitspois]

Postpartum this, postpartum that, oh duck off.

 

[carriebooboo]

Postpartum this, postpartum that, oh duck off.

It's her third child (oh wait - her 'fifth' ). You'd think she was a struggling first time mum the way she's banging on.

 

[HattieJakes]

What is this fawning behaviour? They do not know this man. Madness.

 

[heddaverse]

Let us not forget that this baby was so longed for that she and Hinge were contemplating IVF. During that three hour long gap between meeting for the first time and conception.

 

[blurstoftimes]

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What is this fawning behaviour? They do not know this man. Madness.

tagging him in the reply! well known sign of a secure and mature relationship

 

[RoseintheSunshine]

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What is this fawning behaviour? They do not know this man. Madness.

And coming from a Psychologist!!

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Let us not forget that this baby was so longed for that she and Hinge were contemplating IVF. During that three hour long gap between meeting for the first time and conception.

I;m thinking they were having a hinge premium affair before it ended with Matt which would make the timeline more plausible...

 

[WeHadFunRight]

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What is this fawning behaviour? They do not know this man. Madness.

Spelling someone’s name wrong when I don’t like them is one of my go to petty behaviours. I don’t think this woman is doing that but just reminded me how satisfying I find it.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Spelling someone’s name wrong when I don’t like them is one of my go to petty behaviours. I don’t think this woman is doing that but just reminded me how satisfying I find it.

If she needs an aide memoire (or whatever it's called) then she should remember: Olly Jolly Hockey (Fukk)Sticks

 

[Biscuit or cake]

I;m thinking they were having a hinge premium affair before it ended with Matt which would make the timeline more plausible...

I once listened to a podcast by her before her split from Matt where her and PollDoll went on dating sites "for research". She said she told everyone she matched with that it was for that purpose.. I remember at this time thinking that is very odd.. but don't have any inclination to go back and check the timeline, but I'm sure some tattler will...