Mother Pukka #8 Everything is a lie, isn’t it?

[Annie_Mummy]

And herein starts the next instalment of the Anna shitstorm.

 

[wonderweb]

I so want to ask ‘did you need to go out’?? Especially if you’ve got the flu?!

 

[Bananabelle]

That post would be relatable if she hadn't been going out to ten events a week and was on holiday days after giving birth and out in the cold constantly when her newborn was days old and constantly dressing up, in heels etc etc etc. At least finally she may be admitting (to herself perhaps?) that she can't indeed "have it all" whilst recovering from birth and with a tiny baby to look after, let alone the other Von trapps. Shout out to chin who finally gets a mention though

 

[hattie20]

Always the being held… and she always get mastitis. Every time..

Okay, hear me out. This might sound quite extreme and perhaps an over reaction …but…..

If you are flu addled (she can’t just have a cold, ffs), have a baby who just wants to feed, two older kids who need her - just stay the duck at home? I know, I know, mad, really, with all these non events with other attention hungry losers to attend. But something to think about Anna, you bleeping dope.

 

[Maria1]

A. You haven't got the flu if you could type this drivel.
B. You tiresome bint. You chose to get pregnant at 43, stop moaning.
C. I bet Olly held you while looking at his Hinge account over your shoulder.

 

[QuiteTheChin]

Oh no Anna, baby is sick and you’ve got the flu? Who would have guessed that would happen after dragging her around a million public events in the middle of winter? Boo boo, what bad luck

 

[Roxytoxin]

I do feel like saying, we all told you so! Also ‘hormonally low’ is an odd phrase to describe a huge low as opposed to high

 

[Cockahoop]

Omg another bleeping hole! She’s been in more holes than the Hinge Inseminator at this point!

 

[TheBabeWithThePower]

Always the being held… and she always get mastitis. Every time..

This is such a classic Anna bingo card!
Car breakdown
Flu
Sick baby
Baby vomit everywhere
Mastitis
Separation anxiety (from the kids you fobbed off to have baby Content)

I mean, I don't know if I even believe the half of it, but if it is true it is almost entirely preventable by just staying home and looking after your newborn.

 

[Bobcat]

Bet she didn’t actually breakdown in the car.
She might be having an actual breakdown however…

 

[rogueapostrophe]

She forgot to tag him in her post that is a thinly veiled attempt to publicly name him so he can’t leave her.

No wonder she’s gotten sick going on public transport every day for no real reason and dragging a premature baby along for shits and giggles. And how funny this weekend Spicy Nanny is away and FukkaFace is having to parent five kids with no help. You made your bed, Anna!
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Omg another bleeping hole! She’s been in more holes than the Hinge Inseminator at this point!

Thread title nomination!!!

 

[Maria1]

So they have all their kids at the same time? Too selfish to give each set of children their own weekend. Must be great having to share a parent with two other strangers, a new partner and a new sibling.

 

[WeHadFunRight]

She really is a moany cow isn’t she. Always bloody complaining about her kids, even a tiny baby she’s barely seen. Anna Woe Is Me Whitehouse.

 

[Bobcat]

Zola doesn’t seem to grow… unless that pic she shared tonight wasn’t from tonight… mine grew like weeds!

 

[Dawnofftobed]

spoke to someone who knows Anna- her kids are both at local east London state schools. Decent schools but can’t imagine she isn’t trying to go private

 

[Wolf359]

She called Olly in tears and he got her home? What does that mean? He was at work and ordered her an Uber?

 

[rogueapostrophe]

She called Olly in tears and he got her home? What does that mean? He was at work and ordered her an Uber?

He got her an Uber to his office where he works and lives 24/7 and gave her a five minute hug in the canteen then sent her home.

 

[Aab41]

I reckon he only holds her as he doesn't know what the duck to say to her

 

[Shimmering]

She called Olly in tears and he got her home? What does that mean? He was at work and ordered her an Uber?

Haha, I didn't even make it that far into the word salad. Boring moany bint.

 

[windowlickinggood]

Why is she so incapable of holding that poor baby properly? She holds her as though she’s never held a baby before.