Mother Pukka #6 With mastitis addled extremities

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hattie20 said:
There is that.

She‘s not been harping on about parental leave either, has she? Not that I’ve seen, but I don‘t followed her that closely (contrary to what it looks like on here, but I’m all alone at work today, doing duck all but being a human guard dog, this is passing the long, boring hours 🤣), maybe he’s so terribly important that he’s fucked off any paternity leave.
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Maybe he hasn’t told anyone other than his parents about the baby to keep his options open 😂
 
scarey said:
Yours for the bargain price of £500 a week (don't worry though, it includes snacks, teabags and a passive aggressive wall chart for your 'loved ones to weave the most nourishing postpartum foods into your meals, drinks & snacks when your food doula support has finished.')
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duck sake my baby is nearly 3 weeks old and we’re living off cereal toast toasties and family size lasagne/cottage pie etc with frozen veg. And coffee ☕️
 
new crusade just dropped

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hattie20 said:
Honestly though, that’s a serious question. Why isn’t he on paternity leave helping her get to places? Or at least making her life easier. She’s doing a lot for a ten day PP woman who previously suffered post partum psychosis.

The more she posts, the more of a tosser he seems.
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I reckon he's kept it quiet in the office as he knows his only opportunity for a shag is with someone from the office behind the hedge (fund)
 
Inaccessible jungle my arse. It was a piece of piss ten years ago when Yoda Jnr was born, doubt it's got worse in the interim.

Look, it's bleeping November, the weather's tit and you had a baby like a week ago. Stick your pyjamas on, fire up Rivals on Disney+, get some Hobnobs and tea and chill the duck out.
 
Sorry to hark back to that video (but I will a lot from here on out as it’s indelibly inked into my minds eye now) she has mega mega mega mega Jennifer Saunders vibes in Ab Fab, she’s gone full on Edi Monsoon with no self awareness and much much desperation for validation and attention. She wreaks of insecurity.

It’s La croix darling! La croix! That makes Polly her patsy and I think it checks out.

 
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