Mother Pukka #6 With mastitis addled extremities

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WeHadFunRight said:
I’ve just watched it on silent about 5 times and she’s got that desperate and starved of attention look on her face like an annoying 8 yr old girl. The kind you want to flick sharply in the head.
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She’s such a try hard! Also, not a good look standing next to your tall willowy friend, who has natural rhythm, when you are short and solid and move like a wind up doll.
 
ellyjelly2 said:
Everyone should watch the dance ( it’s the same one as they did on stage at their recent show ) on TikTok. It’s so much worse/better 😂. Polly is fine, she has rhythm Anna is horrific. She jerks and thrusts, out of time with the music and yet you just know she thinks she looks great 😂😂
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Polly is actually quite hot, I didn’t realise. Anna is worse than I expected. Like an alien in a human suit who can’t work out how the arms work
 
influencerbore said:
Oh come on! Are new mums not allowed out of the house! I’m sure the baby was well wrapped up
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Of course she’s allowed out, but this isn’t a suitable outing for a newborn. She’s sat on the frigging pavement next to a road in the cold breathing in a tit ton of traffic fumes. It’s the outside seating for a pub where no doubt all the smokers go too. If this baby is actually a #preemie as Anna wants the world to believe then her lungs should not be unnecessarily exposed to all this sh*t.
 
windowlickinggood said:
Of course she’s allowed out, but this isn’t a suitable outing for a newborn. She’s sat on the frigging pavement next to a road in the cold breathing in a tit ton of traffic fumes. It’s the outside seating for a pub where no doubt all the smokers go too. If this baby is actually a #preemie as Anna wants the world to believe then her lungs should not be unnecessarily exposed to all this sh*t.
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EXACTLY!
 
influencerbore said:
Oh come on! Are new mums not allowed out of the house! I’m sure the baby was well wrapped up
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Well, she does keep saying the baby was premature. every parent of a premature baby I have ever come across on SM or in real life are extremely protective over taking the baby anywhere, limiting their exposure to other people. I doubt many would have them out in a pram on a November evening to meet a friend outside, regardless of how well wrapped up they were.

I doubt many parents with a full term, one week old newborn who would do that either To be honest.

It’s not a case of mums not being allowed out the house, it’s Anna‘s lies and dramatising on display again and people thinking, what the duck.
 
Also, who is doing the other four kids' dinner and bedtime (and of course that hellish, chaotic bath time) in a scenario where she is out drinking at 7.30pm? Surely not Mr Hedge Fund 24/7 lawyer? So either the other kids aren't there or there is a nanny involved already. I actually do feel a bit sorry for her, as something is clearly not quite right. It is all a bit mad, going into town for a long hair appointment and to the pub to sit on the smoker's terrace in the dark 10 days after birth. Even someone who has had a planned C section for a full term baby that all went to plan is still self-injecting every night to stave off blood clots and likely round-the-clock Ibuprofen at that point (and probably still at least in discomfort, if not pain).
 
scarey said:
Also, who is doing the other four kids' dinner and bedtime (and of course that hellish, chaotic bath time) in a scenario where she is out drinking at 7.30pm? Surely not Mr Hedge Fund 24/7 lawyer? So either the other kids aren't there or there is a nanny involved already. I actually do feel a bit sorry for her, as something is clearly not quite right. It is all a bit mad, going into town for a long hair appointment and to the pub to sit on the smoker's terrace in the dark 10 days after birth. Even someone who has had a planned C section for a full term baby that all went to plan is still self-injecting every night to stave off blood clots and likely round-the-clock Ibuprofen at that point (and probably still at least in discomfort, if not pain).
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I thought I read that she and Matt were doing 50/50 with their kids? I’m sure she said that multiple times, even After the magpie bollocks.

And Mr Hedge fund will only have his kids EOW and part of the school holidays, let’s be real here. If he’s so super busy and important, I doubt he‘d have time to have them more. That arrangement was probably ironed out in his divorce long before he shacked up with Anna.

I don’t think life with all the kids is as stressful as she likes to make out. If he only has ten mins to come and see the kids while working all evening, who was taking care of them before saint Anna? Were they fending for themselves? She talks so much tit.
 
Londonchick said:
Wtf is that fooddoula stuff on her stories?? Is she not doing food for the rest of the family? Is it all her and her recovery and her nutrients? Just get a bowl of cereal or toast like the rest of us 🙄 (followed by a whole packet of biscuits 😂😂)
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Yours for the bargain price of £500 a week (don't worry though, it includes snacks, teabags and a passive aggressive wall chart for your 'loved ones to weave the most nourishing postpartum foods into your meals, drinks & snacks when your food doula support has finished.')
 
scarey said:
Yours for the bargain price of £500 a week (don't worry though, it includes snacks, teabags and a passive aggressive wall chart for your 'loved ones to weave the most nourishing postpartum foods into your meals, drinks & snacks when your food doula support has finished.')
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£500 a week for posh ready meals and tea bags!

Jesus Christ. how is she not embarrassed to post that?

duck me, I’ve just googled. Thier tagline is “for the softest landing into parenthood”. They talk as much bollocks as Anna does. Whats with all the landing of babies?
 
Also, where was chin when she was out meeting a mate and getting her hair done?

Before I get jumped on, no, I’m not saying they should be joined at the hip, or she shouldn’t be out alone. But she had major abdominal surgery 10 days ago. Putting pushchairs up and down, lifting car seats is agony when you’ve had a section. wouldn't have been able to do without help at that point.
 
hattie20 said:
Also, where was chin when she was out meeting a mate and getting her hair done?

Before I get jumped on, no, I’m not saying they should be joined at the hip, or she shouldn’t be out alone. But she had major abdominal surgery 10 days ago. Putting pushchairs up and down, lifting car seats is agony when you’ve had a section. wouldn't have been able to do without help at that point.
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I mean do we even believe her that she had a C section, we all know how she lies so easily about everything!
 
rogueapostrophe said:
I mean do we even believe her that she had a C section, we all know how she lies so easily about everything!
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There is that.

She‘s not been harping on about parental leave either, has she? Not that I’ve seen, but I don‘t followed her that closely (contrary to what it looks like on here, but I’m all alone at work today, doing duck all but being a human guard dog, this is passing the long, boring hours 🤣), maybe he’s so terribly important that he’s fucked off any paternity leave.
 
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