Mother Pukka #6 With mastitis addled extremities

[rogueapostrophe]

Everyone should watch the dance ( it’s the same one as they did on stage at their recent show ) on TikTok. It’s so much worse/better . Polly is fine, she has rhythm Anna is horrific. She jerks and thrusts, out of time with the music and yet you just know she thinks she looks great

For the person who said that Hinge Chin must be sophisticated, this dance is proof that he can’t be that sophisticated if he fell for Anna when she does this dance and posts it online!

 

[hattie20]

He’s a well educated sophisticated professional man who was on Hinge because he was lonely -he’s not lonely now and so doesn’t need to be on it -I wish the answer was more salacious than that but it’s not

Not well educated, sophisticated or professional enough to put something on the end of it (to quote Jezza, a show which they would have been on if they were from a council estate), to prevent getting his hinge date knocked up though, eh?

 

[Wolf359]

Shilling his kids for ads on insta and letting his new girlfriend talk in detail about their sex life on a podcast is the opposite of sophisticated.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Not well educated, sophisticated or professional enough to put something on the end of it (to quote Jezza, a show which they would have been on if they were from a council estate), to prevent getting his hinge date knocked up though, eh?

If the first date was the Mandarin Oriental then I’m sure Anna saw £££ signs

 

[Sarivng2022]

Back to 4 weeks preemie?

Why does she keep banging on about it? If she was a delicate preemie surely she wouldn't be taking her here there an everywhere. Like the hairdressers. Priorities after birth as usual

 

[lucylucyapplejuicy]

I don’t have a tik tok account but my son does so I looked up mother pukka. Que awkward dance from Anna and Polly with an unbotoxed face from a while ago now

lol, see also the ‘this saved my marriage’ post from last March. Someone’s commented ‘didn’t work did it?’ Also her face looks so PUFFY. She looked like she was hitting the wine hard

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

Sex 4/5 days after having a baby c section is dangerous, not admirable
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He’s a well educated sophisticated professional man who was on Hinge because he was lonely -he’s not lonely now and so doesn’t need to be on it -I wish the answer was more salacious than that but it’s not

How you do you know him?

 

[hattie20]

If the first date was the Mandarin Oriental then I’m sure Anna saw £££ signs

Well, you know what they say - big chin, big … wallet.

He‘s quite a trade up, but he looks a show-offy twit. Nothing wrong with a first date being a walk in the park with a takeaway coffee, but I doubt that would have impressed Anna much.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Well, you know what they say - big chin, big … wallet.

He‘s quite a trade up, but he looks a show-offy twit. Nothing wrong with a first date being a walk in the park with a takeaway coffee, but I doubt that would have impressed Anna much.

I wouldn’t mind the Mandarin as a first date. I just don’t want the big bum chino guy that comes attached to it!

 

[RoseintheSunshine]

I think you’ll find she’s very well off now

Don’t forget the first Mrs Chinny Chin Chin will be getting half his earnings if not more

 

[SmeatonsStar]

also 35 people at her “mother shower”? For someone who was so scared until content baby “landing”? Am I thick for not understanding how it wasn’t a baby shower?

Exactly this She said she was so worried about celebrating the ad-baby before she arrived that she couldn’t have a baby shower and yet had a tacky party to celebrating her being pregnant with the same baby. Same thing surely?

I’m glad the baby arrived landed safely but surely had that not been the case a baby shower / mother shower would have been equally traumatic looking back?

 

[LeonoreGuest]

Sex 4/5 days after having a baby c section is dangerous, not admirable
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He’s a well educated sophisticated professional man who was on Hinge because he was lonely -he’s not lonely now and so doesn’t need to be on it -I wish the answer was more salacious than that but it’s not

Hi Anna (or Anna's mate!)

 

[HattieJakes]

He’s a well educated sophisticated professional man who was on Hinge because he was lonely -he’s not lonely now and so doesn’t need to be on it -I wish the answer was more salacious than that but it’s not
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Mummy Bretton! You're on Tattle!

 

[rogueapostrophe]

He’s a well educated sophisticated professional man who was on Hinge because he was lonely -he’s not lonely now and so doesn’t need to be on it -I wish the answer was more salacious than that but it’s not

Mummy Bretton! You're on Tattle!
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Wasn’t there someone posting on the mumsy site which appeared to be written as if it was the first Mrs Chin? That was odd!

 

[SunsetGazebo]

Sex 4/5 days after having a baby c section is dangerous, not admirable
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He’s a well educated sophisticated professional man who was on Hinge because he was lonely -he’s not lonely now and so doesn’t need to be on it -I wish the answer was more salacious than that but it’s not

A well educated sophisticated professional man who calls his pregnant partner (and mother of his youngest daughter) a grubby little duck slut……. Real sophisticated that.

 

[OldTT]

Impregnating someone you’ve just met is surely the antithesis of sophisticated, well educated and professional? Never mind all the other stuff

 

[Stringyone]

Wasn’t the engagement party somewhere like the Mandarin Oriental?

 

[WeHadFunRight]

Everyone should watch the dance ( it’s the same one as they did on stage at their recent show ) on TikTok. It’s so much worse/better . Polly is fine, she has rhythm Anna is horrific. She jerks and thrusts, out of time with the music and yet you just know she thinks she looks great

I’ve just watched it on silent about 5 times and she’s got that desperate and starved of attention look on her face like an annoying 8 yr old girl. The kind you want to flick sharply in the head.

 

[Mochalatte]

I don’t know who needs to hear this…….

but she needs to run to tiktok and take those down- that’s mortifying! Surely she didn’t think pouting like that was sexy and demure- oh I’m so embarrassed for her. She’s just so un-natural in front of a camera. It’s very uncomfortable to watch.

 

[Pat MyCock]

Sex 4/5 days after having a baby c section is dangerous, not admirable
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He’s a well educated sophisticated professional man who was on Hinge because he was lonely -he’s not lonely now and so doesn’t need to be on it -I wish the answer was more salacious than that but it’s not

I was told to wait at least 4 weeks in case of infection!