Mother Pukka #6 With mastitis addled extremities

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FrannyGallops said:
It must be exhausting. I can’t imagine trying to deal with a newborn baby while also trying to keep up the appearance of being a perfectly groomed yet grubby little duck slut, all so Chinny’s dick won’t find itself wandering off to Hinge (all her own doing of course).
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Yep. You lose them how you got them.

FrannyGallops said:
Looking forward to the wedding 👍
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Why do I have this image in my head of her wearing a wedding dress just like Princess Diana's?
 
rogueapostrophe said:
For a really rather unremarkable looking fella, we’ve done well to give her person #OllyBretton so many nicknames!

Edit: I think there’s been quite a few funny thread title suggestions over the past few pages. Isn’t it Hedgefund Chin not Hedgefund Jimmy? Have lost track now.

And chinvestments and chin to skin also made me chuckle out loud.
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I don’t think we need to get it all in one title. There’s enough for month’s worth. I’d say years, but let’s face it, he’ll be a speck on the horizon by then
 
I’m actually hoping they do make it down the aisle. It‘s going to be unintentionally hillarious.

We need to set up a wedding bingo for the word salad words, the instagram guests, how many pairs of pink/red trousers are on display at the reception, will simpering polly be stood next to Anna catching flies as the chief bridesmaid…oh god all the crying… how many podcast episodes will they wring out of it.

Please don’t let them split up before they can marry.
 
hattie20 said:
I’m actually hoping they do make it down the aisle. It‘s going to be unintentionally hillarious.

We need to set up a wedding bingo for the word salad words, the instagram guests, how many pairs of pink/red trousers are on display at the reception, will simpering polly be stood next to Anna catching flies as the chief bridesmaid…oh god all the crying… how many podcast episodes will they wring out of it.

Please don’t let them split up before they can marry.
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considering for her 40th she spent months learning a dance routine to perform to her long suffering pals i can only even imagine the delights she has in store for us
 
rogueapostrophe said:
I cant be arsed listening to the podcast which is probably where she said it so you could be correct!

Mandarin Oriental? She's got expensive tastes for a Grubby Little duck Slut on maternity leave, doesn't she?
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Not sure if they’ve booked their wedding or set a date but Mandarin oriental is where they apparently had their first date so I think she mentioned that’s where they’d like to get married. Cute. I’m sure mandarin are over the moon and will offer some #gifted package for her and the hinge premium hostage big chin fish hedge fund lawyer.

also 35 people at her “mother shower”? For someone who was so scared until content baby “landing”? Am I thick for not understanding how it wasn’t a baby shower?
 
She’s grotesque for pretending all the way through her pregnancy that she was terrified, all the while acting the complete opposite, partying and posing in her kecks at every opportunity.
And she’s grotesque for pretending that her *maybe one week out from full term if we’re being generous* daughter was premature.
What a ghoul.
 
You’d have thought no one had ever breastfed their child by the pout on her with her leaky tit. Cop yourself on Anna, you bleeping eejit.

Dolling herself up weeks post partum reeks of ‘worried about keeping her fella’ mainly because I did exactly the same thing - I was so worried my ex would think I’d let myself go (one of his jarring words as I was 10 weeks pregnant is ‘you better not get fat after birth’ - lol, I ended up getting fat anyway eventually) I would forgo a nap when my son napped and preen myself. I was that bleeping eejit too.
 
Pat MyCock said:
sex 4-5 days after a C-Section is amazing! I recently had a hysterectomy and I was floored for 2 weeks!
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Sex 4/5 days after having a baby c section is dangerous, not admirable
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FrannyGallops said:
It must be exhausting. I can’t imagine trying to deal with a newborn baby while also trying to keep up the appearance of being a perfectly groomed yet grubby little duck slut, all so Chinny’s dick won’t find itself wandering off to Hinge (all her own doing of course).

Looking forward to the wedding 👍
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He’s a well educated sophisticated professional man who was on Hinge because he was lonely -he’s not lonely now and so doesn’t need to be on it -I wish the answer was more salacious than that but it’s not
 
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