Midlifechic

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No… but apparently a book on the way??

I’d missed that!

At least she’s finally acknowledging the absolute lack of diversity in her white, middle class, middle of the road, midlife existence…
 
Nikki either has a very short memory - or believes her readers do. I remember her slating the likes of white stuff, joules et all as being ‘Market town’ brands that are on every high street and where style goes to die (or some such other insult). Now she is saying white stuff is great and telling us to shop there? So which is it, Nikki?
 
I wonder if ‘part 1’ was her obligation for going on the trip. Therefore it was all praise for the organiser and one mention of the lady she seemed to be ok with. Not really any mention of the others yet though. I feel she’s saving something for ‘part 2’. We’ll see…!
 
Oh my god, Malcolm has left a message on her birthday post on Instagram saying he prefers it when she doesn’t wear any clothes 🤮🤢
Their poor boys, how embarrassing and inappropriate given this is Nikki’s second job. I hope brands stay away from now, I don’t want to read this kind of smutty crap.
 
I think he just thinks he’s hilarious and wacky 🤪 . Must be exhausting to live with.

But yes highly inappropriate on her goody two shoes socials. That’s not going to flog any market town White Stuff, is it???
 
Another week of avoiding saying how she ACTUALLY got on with the other women on her Thailand trip. She's saying everyones been asking her about what to wear to a festival but surely they've all been asking how her Thailand trip was so why not speak about it? Not like she's not already written the post in draft already.
 
I find the over-50 festival posts a bit… I don’t know, try hard? But yes, another week free of the Thai truth
 
Nikki is so cringeworthy, I think she struggles with her identity. The festival stuff is clearly Mals thing. Nikki going on about the festival and music scene is just cringeworthy. She should stick to the frumpy fashion modelling in the village.
 
The book she’s banging on about writing will hide the fact she never came back with ‘part 2’ of her trip she promised.
 
I think Boden are the only brand paying her at the moment so she may have had to post her picks of their latest drop. It’s going to be quite a gap between the holiday and the write up, I wouldn’t be able to remember much, unless she’s written a draft already.
 
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