Married At First Sight UK #11 The extra H in JoHnathan stands for Haribos

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Ilovexmas said:
Guys I'm going through a crappy divorce & today my head was about to explode! Came on here to catch up after I watched tonights & I've literally been sat in bed laughing my absolute head off for the last half hr at some of these comments so thank you, thank you , thank you!!!!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Edit didn't see the grr til I posed but it makes it funnier after tonight's episode 🤣🤣

Seriously though hope you are ok xxx
 
Nadia Vulvokov said:
Doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Knew from day one he was a walking red flag! Worrying if E4 didn't background check the contestants though!
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Same, from the first episode he was giving me coercive vibes. I mean don't they screen anyone. A lady from another Mafs had to sue the producesr because they paired her with guy who was eventually abusive.
Begborrowsteal said:
Matt is a bleep. Shouting down the women, id love to see him do the same to a bloke. Hes a bully.

Gemma has mad insecurities and vulnerabilities that have made her naive but I'm team Gem all the way. Matt & Whit can bond over their dead & dying mums 😴
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Matt is the type of guy that is only nice to women he finds attractive.
 
I’m still finding it funny that SPH went private on tiktok cause he was being laughed at for his beat boxing attempts, but he genuinely posted them, eye bleeping himself, raising his eyebrows as if to say ‘yeah look at me’ and pretending to slap an arse, and he posted it online genuinely thinking it was good.

Yet he doesn’t want fame, doesn’t go online much, your 32 and that’s what you think looks good and will attract people to you😂😂😂😂
 
I think Thomas nailed it with SPH's Small Dick Energy. As others have said it looks like he has dressed up as a biker for Halloween. I wouldn't be surprised if all this comes from the stuff he said about his curved spine and army rejecting him medically. His whole life since has been proving he is an alpha hard man, but he wasn't fooling anyone with that mug of his so he hid it with a beard and tit tattoos.
 
Jumping in the bandwagon to say a huge thank you to all of you in this thread. I’m currently undergoing chemo and this thread has had me totally pissing myself ( makes a nice change from the vomit and diarrhoea 😉).
I haven’t laughed so hard for ages ♥️♥️♥️

And yes - I’d def turn for Zoe. 💕
Agree on everything said about Matt - he’s a very small man.
Gemma needs to stop before anyone who has had any sympathy for her runs out.
Very disappointed by Blunt and genuinely surprised by Sophie whose entire family were presented as twats initially and I was prepared to slate at my leisure!

The mental picture of Whitney sloping of like ET is forever etched in my brain 😭😭😭
 
Just caught up on last night! I skipped through a few bits though pre dinner so might have missed something…
- am I right in thinking Whitney hasn’t even spoken to Duka and he’s completely blindsided? But no one seems to care that he’s spent 4 weeks trying to make it work, everyone’s just focused on Gemma?
- Gemma’s overreacting a wee bit, they haven’t been in the same bed for two weeks, every time they talk he makes out he’s repulsed by her, she’s better off without him.
- the audacity of Matt and Whitney to be super giddy on their lil camera chats the next morning
- I rate Zoe and Adrian so much.
 
Lollypad said:
Just caught up on last night! I skipped through a few bits though pre dinner so might have missed something…
- am I right in thinking Whitney hasn’t even spoken to Duka and he’s completely blindsided? But no one seems to care that he’s spent 4 weeks trying to make it work, everyone’s just focused on Gemma?
- Gemma’s overreacting a wee bit, they haven’t been in the same bed for two weeks, every time they talk he makes out he’s repulsed by her, she’s better off without him.
- the audacity of Matt and Whitney to be super giddy on their lil camera chats the next morning
- I rate Zoe and Adrian so much.
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according to Whitney's instagram she'd already told Duka before the episode was filmed.
 
upyernelly said:
Jumping in the bandwagon to say a huge thank you to all of you in this thread. I’m currently undergoing chemo and this thread has had me totally pissing myself ( makes a nice change from the vomit and diarrhoea 😉).
I haven’t laughed so hard for ages ♥♥♥

And yes - I’d def turn for Zoe. 💕
Agree on everything said about Matt - he’s a very small man.
Gemma needs to stop before anyone who has had any sympathy for her runs out.
Very disappointed by Blunt and genuinely surprised by Sophie whose entire family were presented as twats initially and I was prepared to slate at my leisure!

The mental picture of Whitney sloping of like ET is forever etched in my brain 😭😭😭
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hey, this was same for me this time last year and where I found MAFSA which led me to being here today. I also recommend the ‘below deck’ franchise as easy background noise/watching, which doesn’t take much brain activity and can still be followed if you fall asleep during episodes etc 🤣

sending strength and healing love ❤️
 
CrackingOwlSanctuary said:
I think Thomas nailed it with SPH's Small Dick Energy. As others have said it looks like he has dressed up as a biker for Halloween. I wouldn't be surprised if all this comes from the stuff he said about his curved spine and army rejecting him medically. His whole life since has been proving he is an alpha hard man, but he wasn't fooling anyone with that mug of his so he hid it with a beard and tit tattoos.
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💯 agree with this. He’s got deep rejection issues going on. This is an act to cover it/make up for it
 
I think I appreciate the Aus version more. Since there's an extra 30 minutes, there's more on the couples interaction - this just feels like there's so much left on the cutting room floor. Things are being mentioned and you think to yourself, I didn't see that happening.
It could really do with 2 couples less so it can concentrate more on the 5-6 couples left.

It doesn't help that the Matt the Peasant and Poundland Naomi situation is scripted beyond belief. Both of them cooing in bed whilst she's wearing a nightie and bra (and probably a mike pack too) is just insulting.
 
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