Married At First Sight UK #11 The extra H in JoHnathan stands for Haribos
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cosmo girl
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just worked out what SPH means 
Matt is the classic guy who spent his whole life being ugly, then had a 'glow up' and suddenly thinks he's THE MAN.
(by glow up, i mean the tats & weightloss)
ChippedShrewdness
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All caught up and irritated that this season has been making me feel so nauseous.
Matt and Whitney
George and April
Jo(h)nathan's name and sizist attitude
Jenna's baby pigtails
Gemma's vulgarity
Matt and Whitney
George and April
Jo(h)nathan's name and sizist attitude
Jenna's baby pigtails
Gemma's vulgarity
crispycrunch
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@aimzalicious new thread mate 
K
He can't sing. Nor can Adrian. I love him (don't love Thomas), but no.
I guarantee Kwame has one of them Andrew Tate style misogynistic podcasts where he sees women as property hence why he fully backed Johnathon. That whole conversation was so disgusting. Funny Johnathon thinks he can demand what a partner looks like when he brings absolutely duck all to the table except audacity.
Lilykins
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Me too, he’s actually grim beyond words, and gives me massive red flags
- seems like such a gaslighter. Blames everything on Gemma, tried to make himself out to be so hard done by.
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RubySky478
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Okay, so bear with me here. This was all filmed/happened a few months ago right? It’s been done and dusted for a while. So why is Gemma, boss witch extraordinaire , acting all butt hurt and heart broken on Instagram like she’s LITERALLY going through it right now? Move on woman and stop portraying something thats in complete contrast to how you actually see yourself and how your Instagram account reflects you…
*and breathe*
*and breathe*
tilly27
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He's got a right little wizened mouth on him
CrackingOwlSanctuary
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Late thread title suggestion: Mr Blunt, Mr Grunt and Mr bleep
Here for gossip
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Roll on 9pm 
Veronicacorningstone
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Gemma joining only fans to show her fishy fanny to anyone who’d care to see it just completely refutes her whole argument she’s been saying over and over again on Instagram that she wasn’t in this for fame or for the tv aspect (yeah right it’s literally a tv show lol) but she genuinely wanted a husband and a family - how is she not embarrassed when this is all she’s accused Matt of and he seems to be pretty chill about the whole Instagram/fame side of things?!
aimzalicious
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Still at work then got a house viewing after so won't be able to make a thread till later!
If someone else can do it, that would be much appreciated
Obsessed with this for thread title hahahaha
SarahGard83
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Gemma looks like she stinks
Hansnoms Mumma
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I'm loving these threads, I've watched every series of every instantly forgettable z list wannabe completely on my own before! It's so bloody satisfying knowing others are having the same thoughts as me! Sadly I usually have to watch on catch up for reasons of maintaining my own relationship, but I just wanted to let you know I'm here and I appreciate you!
Turmeric123
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New thread fam
Married At First Sight UK #12 Whatt happened Mr Blunt, Mr Grunt and Mr unt?
NO SPOILERS PLEASE If you’re responding to a spoiler, please also put your response as a spoiler. There’s no point having posts as spoilers if the responses then make it obvious what the spoiler was. Thread title thanks to @docmum and @CrackingOwlSanctuary Can someone do a recap please
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