Married At First Sight UK #11 The extra H in JoHnathan stands for Haribos

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Ghastly Jonathan delivered the line of the night for me. I was howling at Gemma's anguished cries as as the sun sets on her brief showbiz career.
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Has he got a bone around his neck? He gets even ickier every time I look at him.
I think his ‘hard man’ persona of his is to hide something else. I think he has deep set insecurities so he is trying to cover it up with a tough guy image, and he never quite gets it right, he just ends up looking like an immature teenager.
We had a neighbour a bit like this, he was so desperate to be like a trendy hipster, but he just kind of missed the mark and always looked like a Poundland version of a hipster.
This is what I think of matt too. He’s gone ‘right what does a hard man look like? ‘ big thick chain necklaces with skulls?? Right, I’ll have three. Tattoos? Right; cover me in them. Big chunky rings? One on each finger please.
It’s like he’s gone to a catalogue and search for the ‘biker guy’ outfit and gone ‘yeah that will do’
 
Matt made it clear tonight he was only in it for the camera and airtime tonight! He's such a narc that ticks every box! I don't see Whitney wanting to take it further with Matt. The thought of them two her scrawny hair and big balloons. :ROFLMAO:

Know its gonna be unpopular opinion, Johnathan surely has undiagnosed autism? The only people I know who are THAT brutal have been autistic. He clearly loves an argument aswell. Feel so sorry for Sophie, to think I was sticking up for him at the start and saying Sophie's family were tory donors haha. Now I'm starting to wonder if Sophie's dad spoke to Johnathan at the committment ceremony and picked up on his sh*t attitude and that's maybe why he was dissing him at the start.

Genuinely feel bad for Gemma. I've been following all her insta stories and I think the producers did her dirty, bigtime. She has her kids and business to think about aswell. She truly went ahead believing they genuinely wanted to find her a husband. I think its misrepresentation from the producers and they've made them all sign NDA's so she won't get any justice really!

That thought about Haribo has crossed my mind as well, the compliments is another example.
 
I’m rewatching it on +1 and here are the I would tolerate, based on how they communicate when angry and have self awareness of their own feelings and other people and chose to stay in their own lane:

-Chinitas husband
-Duka.
-Adrian
-Zoe
-Sophie (surprised about that one!!!)

The rest of are all manipulate, vile, view women as a object, have “shout louder = my opinion means more” attitude, have their ego in the driving seat, enjoy drama to validate their own relationship “oh they’re going through this which is worse than our relationship”
 
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