Married At First Sight UK #11 The extra H in JoHnathan stands for Haribos

[JoanOfSark]

Matt's styled his hair with wattle and daub.

 

[GossWhore]

IT WAS ONE OF YOUSE

 

[Skellig]

Anyone else not a lesbian but fancy Zoe???

She has gorgeous features. Love to see her done up

 

[dillychopgirl]

Surely they 4 can’t still be in after that, I really hope mafs have told them all to duck off especially sph and shitney.

 

[HaloGirl]

Thread name suggestion: Married At First Sight UK #12 Has Shepherd Pie Head actually given Poundland Naomi Campbell his Wi-Fi code?

 

[helisom982]

This is probably an unpopular opinion but I like Matt and Whitney, I think they are well suited. I’m not overly keen on either of them though.

I did not like the way he spoke to Zoe, but I am baffled by the reaction by everyone about him and Gemma. Apart from the wedding day episode, I never thought they would stay together. He told her multiple times every episode how he felt and she carried on with her vulgar mouth.

I also don’t think he’s led her on at all, I think initially he did mean to work on their relationship but because she was SO full on all of the time I can see why he stepped back. They barely shared a living space in any episode let alone a bed so how she got mixed signals from him is beyond me

 

[Quackers]

Matt is like the dealz/ pound shop version of con*r mcgreg*r. Another vile human

 

[Skellig]

Ah lads yas are gas

Whitney looks like ET. I'm dying

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

You’re not the boss of me know and you’re not so big (SPH)

Aarraaagghhh stupid autocorrect has fucked my comment up I said now not know ffs

These tweets have to be from one of the Fred Fam

 

[theGC]

I’d turn for Zoe

 

[Zulkraa]

JonHanthan’s crusty inside lip when he was on the bed it was driving me mad!

I wonder if Matt (mouth like a cat’s anus) breadcrumbed Gemma and strung her along behind the scenes/when they weren’t filming? That’s why she’s so angry and pissed off?

I can’t help but be a little bit pleased that Duka’s everything is amazing mask has finally slipped and he lost it at the dinner table.

 

[Redmama]

I’d turn for Zoe

I adore her, absolute queen

 

[Suecee]

I'm confused as to why shitney had her granny nighty with her. They made it sound spontaneous but it appears she had time to pack an overnight bag

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

 

[Zulkraa]

I’ve just come across this on Jordan’s Instagram. Kwame looks like a lurker

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Matt is a bleep. Shouting down the women, id love to see him do the same to a bloke. Hes a bully.

Gemma has mad insecurities and vulnerabilities that have made her naive but I'm team Gem all the way. Matt & Whit can bond over their dead & dying mums

 

[Gymhoned]

I dont get the Zoe fan girling. I like her laugh and accent though.

Johnathan is just a sheltered lad..i dont think its bad what he said about horse legs.i mean horses have pretty skinny legs anyway.

Gemma..oh Gemma...shes heartbreaking..so loud and needy and clumsy and shouty and just so in need of support and so lonely.

Imo.

 

[whoareyouu]

bleeping class episode. Loving it.
I live for Thomas.

Ahahaha Gemma has called him prawn dick.

 

[LilToes]

Remember Whitney said on multiple occasions at the start she didn’t want a ‘showman’ or anyone who makes a scene…then shacks up with SPH who always makes a scene and is a showman

 

[Ilovexmas]

Guys I'm going through a crappy divorce & today my head was about to explode! Came on here to catch up after I watched tonights & I've literally been sat in bed laughing my absolute head off for the last half hr at some of these comments so thank you, thank you , thank you!!!!!!