Marriage - BBC1

Decided i could only bear to watch episode 2 if it was on in the background while I did something else. I'm never getting that hour of my life back but at least my kitchen is sparkling now 😂

Im out I think. Such a shame as they are both so talented. Even James Bolam who I'm no fan of is wasted in this. Can we just have another series of the split or Sharpe instead? 🤣
 
I get it is a slow burner but a decent soap would have got these two hours easily into half an hour. Easily. And with the accompanying awkwardness and stilted conversations. 10 minutes in the dad's house to make a sandwich in virtual silence? 5 minutes to load a dishwasher in silence?
Good writing, acting and direction should be able to convey these scenes in a couple of minutes.
 
It was sad to see Sean Bean, who I've always thought of as a handsome, swashbuckling type of bloke, reduced to wearing those awful baggy grey sweatpants and behaving like such a wally. Him talking to the girl at the leisure centre and her avoiding him like the plague, and the scene in the supermarket with the rivitalising shower gel were absolutely cringemaking. Fair play to him though for trying a new persona.

I found the whole four episodes profoundly depressing.
 
I watched it all on iPlayer. I thought it was mostly quite boring but there were some interesting parts.

Thought I'd summarise what happens in spoiler tags, because I was bored lol:

Sean Bean's character (Ian) is lonely and depressed because he lost his job, and his wife (Emma, played by Nicola Walker) is busy with her career. He tends to start awkward conversations with strangers in public, including a girl that works at the leisure centre he goes to, who feels creeped out by him; and a man that works in the Co-Op.

He goes to a job interview and gets into an argument with the receptionist, because the lift was dirty and had tomato ketchup on the mirror.

He thinks Emma is having an affair with her boss (she isn't). He tries to phone Emma when she's at a work conference with her boss, but her phone is turned off. He takes this to mean that she is up to no good (in reality, the battery had died). He goes to the car park in the middle of the night and smashes up the boss's car. When Emma returns from her conference, they have a row and Ian breaks down crying. She comforts him.

The boss himself (Jamie) is quite a detestable character who provides some interesting scenes. He clearly has some issues and treats Emma quite poorly, and at one point he screams in her face after she asked him a simple question. He sleeps with the teenage work experience girl, and brings cocaine to the work conference. The dad of the girl turns up to confront him at his office.

Their adopted daughter Jess's boyfriend is a control freak who puts her down all the time. There is a scene where he antagonizes at an MP in the middle of the street, calling him "Tory scum". Jess ditches him and goes on a date with a waiter she just met, which lasts for hours and she seems forget about her job for it (she told him she has work at 3pm, but the date seems to go on until late into the evening). She moves out of her boyfriend's house and goes to stay with her parents for a bit.

Ian bonds with Jess and they talk about her adoption and childhood. It makes Ian feel happier.

The couple had a son called Nicholas, who died not long after being born.

Also, Emma has a dad and a brother. The brother disappears after the first episode.

There was also a random scene where the woman who interviewed Ian for a job gets into a minor car crash. I thought that was an unnecessary scene which added nothing.

In the end, Ian and Emma lay in bed and discuss how they are lucky to have each other...

I think it could have definitely worked better if it had been scaled down to 30 minute-ish episodes.
 
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I watched it all on iPlayer. I thought it was mostly quite boring but there were some interesting parts.

Thought I'd summarise what happens in spoiler tags, because I was bored lol:

Sean Bean's character (Ian) is lonely and depressed because he lost his job, and his wife (Emma, played by Nicola Walker) is busy with her career. He tends to start awkward conversations with strangers in public, including a girl that works at the leisure centre he goes to, who feels creeped out by him; and a man that works in the Co-Op.

He goes to a job interview and gets into an argument with the receptionist, because the lift was dirty and had tomato ketchup on the mirror.

He thinks Emma is having an affair with her boss (she isn't). He tries to phone Emma when she's at a work conference with her boss, but her phone is turned off. He takes this to mean that she is up to no good (in reality, the battery had died). He goes to the car park in the middle of the night and smashes up the boss's car. When Emma returns from her conference, they have a row and Ian breaks down crying. She comforts him.

The boss himself (Jamie) is quite a detestable character who provides some interesting scenes. He clearly has some issues and treats Emma quite poorly, and at one point he screams in her face after she asked him a simple question. He sleeps with the teenage work experience girl, and brings cocaine to the work conference. The dad of the girl turns up to confront him at his office.

Their adopted daughter Jess's boyfriend is a control freak who puts her down all the time. There is a scene where he antagonizes at an MP in the middle of the street, calling him "Tory scum". Jess ditches him and goes on a date with a waiter she just met, which lasts for hours and she seems forget about her job for it (she told him she has work at 3pm, but the date seems to go on until late into the evening). She moves out of her boyfriend's house and goes to stay with her parents for a bit.

Ian bonds with Jess and they talk about her adoption and childhood. It makes Ian feel happier.

The couple had a son called Nicholas, who died not long after being born.

Also, Emma has a dad and a brother. The brother disappears after the first episode.

There was also a random scene where the woman who interviewed Ian for a job gets into a minor car crash. I thought that was an unnecessary scene which added nothing.

In the end, Ian and Emma lay in bed and discuss how they are lucky to have each other...

I think it could have definitely worked better if it had been scaled down to 30 minute-ish episodes.
Thanks for the spoiler, you've saved me at least 2 hours :ROFLMAO:
 
I watched it all on iPlayer. I thought it was mostly quite boring but there were some interesting parts.

Thought I'd summarise what happens in spoiler tags, because I was bored lol:

Sean Bean's character (Ian) is lonely and depressed because he lost his job, and his wife (Emma, played by Nicola Walker) is busy with her career. He tends to start awkward conversations with strangers in public, including a girl that works at the leisure centre he goes to, who feels creeped out by him; and a man that works in the Co-Op.

He goes to a job interview and gets into an argument with the receptionist, because the lift was dirty and had tomato ketchup on the mirror.

He thinks Emma is having an affair with her boss (she isn't). He tries to phone Emma when she's at a work conference with her boss, but her phone is turned off. He takes this to mean that she is up to no good (in reality, the battery had died). He goes to the car park in the middle of the night and smashes up the boss's car. When Emma returns from her conference, they have a row and Ian breaks down crying. She comforts him.

The boss himself (Jamie) is quite a detestable character who provides some interesting scenes. He clearly has some issues and treats Emma quite poorly, and at one point he screams in her face after she asked him a simple question. He sleeps with the teenage work experience girl, and brings cocaine to the work conference. The dad of the girl turns up to confront him at his office.

Their adopted daughter Jess's boyfriend is a control freak who puts her down all the time. There is a scene where he antagonizes at an MP in the middle of the street, calling him "Tory scum". Jess ditches him and goes on a date with a waiter she just met, which lasts for hours and she seems forget about her job for it (she told him she has work at 3pm, but the date seems to go on until late into the evening). She moves out of her boyfriend's house and goes to stay with her parents for a bit.

Ian bonds with Jess and they talk about her adoption and childhood. It makes Ian feel happier.

The couple had a son called Nicholas, who died not long after being born.

Also, Emma has a dad and a brother. The brother disappears after the first episode.

There was also a random scene where the woman who interviewed Ian for a job gets into a minor car crash. I thought that was an unnecessary scene which added nothing.

In the end, Ian and Emma lay in bed and discuss how they are lucky to have each other...

I think it could have definitely worked better if it had been scaled down to 30 minute-ish episodes.
Those bits where extremely minor characters had a backstory was odd. Like the leisure centre girl getting engaged 🤷‍♀️
And job interview woman having a car crash which put her in a bad mood for Ian's interview.
I get that it was to show you never know what is going on in people's lives, but it was just quite strange.
 
Crikey I absolutely love it. I'm only 2 episodes in and I feel so much has happened really subtly. This is indeed about the mundaneness of married life but also that the surface chat and seemingly contentedness is hiding so much from the past.
Sean Bean playing someone so different in an anorak is difficult watching especially with the leisure centre girl. But that's the point of a good actor and storyline. It should make us uncomfortable!
Maybe I like it becoming I am fascinated by what makes long term relationships work as I am watching my own going down the pan right now!
 
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