MAFS Australia season 10 (E4 pace) #5 Only way is up? Mel's list "Oral, 69, missionary, doggy and bins

[Offish]

This is actually very sweet of him. That was painful for me to say.

 

[malibu skies]

Am I feeling bad for Poundland Russell Brand? What is this feeling?

 

[me myself and karma]

I ventured onto a dogging thread on here at one point The police would have a field day with my phone

Ya can't say that without telling where to find it!!! ... for educational purposes obvs

 

[Noppa]

Ok I’ve really not minded Jesse at all tonight

 

[aimzalicious]

Jesse's character development arc is beginning (I hope)

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

Am I feeling bad for Poundland Russell Brand? What is this feeling?

I know, it's weird isn't it?

 

[malibu skies]

That was actually really cute

 

[Offish]

Here we go Jesse, show us what you’re made of, I so want this to turn out right!

 

[Webster1357]

If I was Josh I'd just tell her she was a crap shag, even if it's not true might get her to back off a bit ..... that or ask for some outrageous filth and scare the lift out of her

I wonder how much he felt pressured into shagging her on honeymoon?

 

[EnoughAlready]

Who knew Jesse would be the most normal one tonight! Good on him.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Nope. Sorry.
I still think he’s a knobhead.

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

This woman is the one with the intimacy issues for the love of GOD! She’s like a dog with a bone.

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

Oh I forgot about Claire and her crystals. I can't see Jesse getting past that ick.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Why does Mel keep saying intimacy week is her favourite week like it's a regular thing for her.

 

[Noppa]

No you’ve just got a sex addiction issue love. She’s absolutely vile, stop shouting!

 

[Miss Begotten]

He hasn’t got an intimacy issue. He’s got a Melissa issue. She’s deranged.

 

[Webster1357]

Am I feeling bad for Poundland Russell Brand? What is this feeling?

Give your head a wobble

 

[docmum]

Yeh it’s a strange feeling. I can’t forget the rants and the real nasty behaviour.. i think he has massive demons that were obviously triggered from a new ‘relationship’ and needs some intense CBT to have a successful relationship, sadly.

 

[aimzalicious]

Nope. Sorry.
I still think he’s a knobhead.

awwww come on Miss B he's being cuteeee

 

[me myself and karma]

I wonder how much he felt pressured into shagging her on honeymoon?

1000% if the roles where reversed there would be a full intervention