MAFS Australia season 10 (E4 pace) #5 Only way is up? Mel's list "Oral, 69, missionary, doggy and bins

[me myself and karma]

Even her voice is like ear chocolate

Definitely my "girl crush"

 

[docmum]

TMI WARNING

Not me but I know of someone who has a prolapsed bottom cause she use to let her bf have bum fun all the time

With the right person I’d say you honestly don’t know what you’re missing til you’ve tried it..

..a few times

 

[Dogtanian]

James Pond : “iTs oBvIoUs ThAt I’m mAkInG An EfFoRt”
Lol, say goodbye to your influencer life, ya gaslighting tit

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Did that farmer just eat a fly I can take licking bum holes and the like but that has seriously crossed a line with me

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

I'm firmly in the bums are for pooing camp.

 

[Comewhinewithme]

Spoiler: Sex talk

Again, not me, but someone I know had anal with a rugby team and got an anal prolapse from it. Do not Google rose bud porn either

I am so jealous, I've been really wanting a big man cuddle the last few days

See ya can't do that, I'll HAVE to Google now

 

[Offish]

Spoiler: Sex talk

Again, not me, but someone I know had anal with a rugby team and got an anal prolapse from it. Do not Google rose bud porn either

I am so jealous, I've been really wanting a big man cuddle the last few days

An entire team?! Goodness.

 

[Comewhinewithme]

I'm firmly in the bums are for pooing camp.

Same, I'm sorry, even if I was held at gun point I'd still say no.

 

[docmum]

He does, but I think he's wasted on Sexpest Mel.

agreed. Getting first dibs in just in case (I genuinely hope they do make it ofc)

 

[crispycrunch]

With the right person I’d say you honestly don’t know what you’re missing til you’ve tried it..

..a few times

Hell no DILF mentioned it a few times and I'm like stay away from my bum hole end of story and don't even try to say you got the wrong hole

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Spoiler: Sex talk

Again, not me, but someone I know had anal with a rugby team and got an anal prolapse from it. Do not Google rose bud porn either

I am so jealous, I've been really wanting a big man cuddle the last few days

I have ripped the pearls clean off!!

 

[crispycrunch]

Same, I'm sorry, even if I was held at gun point I'd still say no.

I'd clench my bum cheeks that hard you wouldn't get nothing in my poo hole

 

[Thank(space)you]

An entire team?! Goodness.

she was a sex worker, so got some good money for it at least.

 

[aimzalicious]

me at the rugby team chat

 

[me myself and karma]

See ya can't do that, I'll HAVE to Google now

Do not Google "danielle lloyd pringles" I did from the mafsuk thread

 

[docmum]

Spoiler: Sex talk

Again, not me, but someone I know had anal with a rugby team and got an anal prolapse from it. Do not Google rose bud porn either

I am so jealous, I've been really wanting a big man cuddle the last few days

first bit of your message makes me think we need a mafs sexperts-anonymous thread.

second part - me too, so am sending you one from me (a short woman, sorry!) for now as I know how crappy it feels to miss a hug or touch

 

[EnoughAlready]

Hell no DILF mentioned it a few times and I'm like stay away from my bum hole end of story and don't even try to say you got the wrong hole

"I just slipped honest" yeah course you did you opportunistic bell now get off!

 

[Offish]

I'd clench my bum cheeks that hard you wouldn't get nothing in my poo hole

In my poo hole personally I’m all for it, in a secure relationship, but some of these stories are killing me

 

[crispycrunch]

Well my face sitting talk seems so tame now!!! New meaning to "shitting yourself"

 

[Thank(space)you]

first bit of your message makes me think we need a mafs sexperts-anonymous thread.

second part - me too, so am sending you one from me (a short woman, sorry!) for now as I know how crappy it feels to miss a hug or touch ❤

I'd love a sex thread, be hilarious