MAFS Australia season 10 (E4 pace) #5 Only way is up? Mel's list "Oral, 69, missionary, doggy and bins

[Offish]

She’s so bleeping toxic, her behaviour and attitude towards Josh is absolutely appalling

 

[me myself and karma]

If I had to nag a man into be mortified!

 

[Comewhinewithme]

I know, it's weird isn't it?

Ahh told you guys he just needs more understanding

 

[aimzalicious]

Mel is actually scaring me, why is she screaming at him, pipe tf down

 

[Dogtanian]

Josh acts like he’s 80, not 40. I bet he’s a straight, missionary with the lights off type of guy.

 

[Webster1357]

This is so out of order.
If a man was behaving like her he’d have been dragged off the programme by the balls.

She'd love to be dragged out by her genitals, finally the intimacy she craves!

 

[Angelinatruthbomb]

Is it any wonder Josh is retreating???

 

[Miss Begotten]

Fuckin hell, Duncan's body

But..

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

Pack your bags and go Josh, you don't need this abuse. I'm sure you've done enough to show people who you are and that there's someone out there for you.

 

[Comewhinewithme]

Josh acts like he’s 80, not 40. I bet he’s a straight, missionary with the lights off type of guy.

Socks on

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Ya can't say that without telling where to find it!!! ... for educational purposes obvs

On here, tattle?? My goodness.

Yeah I swear! I asked someone to tag me on it last year but can’t seem to find it

 

[crispycrunch]

Ok I just can't look at a man with white boxers on. All I think about is what if u tit yourself or follow through from a wet fart or dribble after a wee

 

[Webster1357]

Josh acts like he’s 80, not 40. I bet he’s a straight, missionary with the lights off type of guy.

Ahh, just how I like it!

 

[EnoughAlready]

He shouldn't have had to endure that but the way he calmly handled it shown up her true colours even more the way she dragged her mates into it and being abusive, shouting him down. I almost wanted him to shout back 'its not a problem with intimacy i just have a problem with being intimate with you yer nutter!'

 

[Miss Begotten]

Ok I just can't look at a man with white boxers on. All I think about is what if u tit yourself or follow through from a wet fart or dribble after a wee

I love you.

 

[Comewhinewithme]

What the hell is Mrs Mormon on about? Not sure she can take it to the next level? So she can fk other people's husbands, just not her own?
Got it

 

[judgejohndeed]

I honestly don't even know what she's expecting at this point, that he's just going to drag her off to the bedroom while she's screeching at him? The other day he didn't want to touch her, then he kissed her before bed so there's been progress - she seriously needs to chill out, her whole personality is a turn off

 

[aimzalicious]

The thread tonight has been extra funny with rugby team shenanigans, Scrub Daddy™ bumholes, and the return of horizontal toast. See you all tomorrow!

 

[EnoughAlready]

Ok I just can't look at a man with white boxers on. All I think about is what if u tit yourself or follow through from a wet fart or dribble after a wee

Watch the Michael B Jordan Calvin Klein advert and allow me (him) to change your mind!

 

[Turmeric123]

Yeah I swear! I asked someone to tag me on it last year but can’t seem to find it

I think it is a lot of us followed it last year- for educational purposes obviously