MAFS Australia season 10 (E4 pace) #5 Only way is up? Mel's list "Oral, 69, missionary, doggy and bins

[Kas01980]

Spoiler: Sex talk

Again, not me, but someone I know had anal with a rugby team and got an anal prolapse from it. Do not Google rose bud porn either

I am so jealous, I've been really wanting a big man cuddle the last few days

I'm seeing a totally different side to you on this thread

 

[Offish]

Melissa is a wrong’un, her obsessive, entitled attitude towards sex is repulsive and Josh doesn’t have to and certainly shouldn’t put up with it.

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

Poor Josh and his reset button and babysteps. He hasn't seen inside her bag.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Josh is waking up confident in the knowledge that Mel hasn’t found the key to his padlocked underpants.

 

[Thank(space)you]

Do you think the toys were paid promo?

 

[crispycrunch]

"I just slipped honest" yeah course you did you opportunistic bell now get off!

He once made me gag on purpose and I slapped his head and called him a dick head

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Do not Google "danielle lloyd pringles" I did from the mafsuk thread

Or Sonia from eastenders minge. Good grief!

 

[docmum]

Wow! Ollie and Tahnee might be heading towards my favourite and the most normal mafs couples ever

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

Melissa is a wrong’un, her obsessive, entitled attitude towards sex is repulsive and Josh doesn’t have to and certainly shouldn’t put up with it.

And she wasn't cuddling him either.

 

[Comewhinewithme]

Mel if anyone even speaks to me in the mornings I'd stab them she wants a good morning cuddle. Christ

 

[aimzalicious]

Wow! Ollie and Tahnee might be heading towards my favourite and the most normal mafs couples ever

Them and Johnny and Kerry (who are now officially married!)

 

[Offish]

And she wasn't cuddling him either.

Well no quite, just lying there sulking, the auld troll

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

Used to my man cuddling me? But you haven't actually got or can't keep a man love that's why you're in this.

 

[me myself and karma]

If I was Josh I'd just tell her she was a crap shag, even if it's not true might get her to back off a bit ..... that or ask for some outrageous filth and scare the lift out of her

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

"we'll find out at the dinner party..."

 

[crispycrunch]

Mel you needy mother fucker stop it ffs

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

He should tell her she's a crap shag and he's usually like a duracell bunny but she just turns him off.

 

[me myself and karma]

Or Sonia from eastenders minge. Good grief!

Can she play the trumpet with it??

 

[docmum]

The worst thing for poor Josh is that they’ve literally stuck him in one room with her

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

I'd love a sex thread, be hilarious

I ventured onto a dogging thread on here at one point The police would have a field day with my phone