MAFS Australia season 10 (E4 pace) #5 Only way is up? Mel's list "Oral, 69, missionary, doggy and bins

[unfinishedsentenc]

I wish Claire was my mate

 

[Offish]

Wtf… is he actually okay?!

 

[me myself and karma]

you mean the bread or the toaster?? I thought we were talking about a horizontal toaster not horizontal bread??

My toaster is a funny shape so can't do flat, I use the grill. Either way horizontal is the way to go!

 

[Noppa]

He’s a psychopath…this is beyond weird

 

[ElektraWintour]

Harrison on a date with his favourite person, himself.

 

[crispycrunch]

I’m sorry but I really would lick Jesse’s bum in my mates bed and I can’t hide it

Open the door yourself and shut it too!!!!

 

[Clovis]

Lmao the gobshite does not give a duck!

 

[Turmeric123]

I thought you were asking what flavour in relation to the licking arseholes subject for a second

Same then I saw the blood orange reply

Dark chocolate and plain crisps (especially McCoys) are my favvvve

I love the red - milk choc and cheese and onion crisps



Ps Harrison is still biggest head of them all

 

[Offish]

I don’t want to laugh because he’s so awful but…

 

[noseybirdxo]

I have no idea why he’s calling it Barangaroo? it’s literally just Darling Harbour and that’s the ferry wharfs name looool. I’ve never heard anyone call it that

 

[Comewhinewithme]

I love the way i'm here clutching my pearls tonight on this thread and i've got four kids!

Pearl thong Mrs, 4 kids!

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

Harrison on a date with his favourite person, himself.

He is such a twit and nobody to point and laugh at the floppy.

 

[Aussie]

Omg I wish this twunt would stop saying he was abandoned

 

[EnoughAlready]

Oh what a fanny he is, all that carry on so he can say he was abandoned!

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Harrison is enjoying the time with his picture frame just like the time he shares with his hand

 

[Kas01980]

My toaster is a funny shape so can't do flat, I use the grill. Either way horizontal is the way to go!

You could get one of those ones you get on holiday that are like a conveyor belt. It'd be so cool to have one of those at home

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

Josh that was inspired.

 

[ElektraWintour]

I’m sorry but I really would lick Jesse’s bum in my mates bed and I can’t hide it

Great now my husband is asking what I’m laughing at!

 

[me myself and karma]

Melissa is thinking *with* her box.

 

[Offish]

This is oddly endearing