MAFS Australia season 10 (E4 pace) #5 Only way is up? Mel's list "Oral, 69, missionary, doggy and bins

[docmum]

I am HOWLING at this thread

 

[Offtobuttonmoon]

I love how I'm on here reading bout bum holes etc, on what'sapp talking to my best mate about her grandma and cat who have died and DILF about 69 position and sex toys

Now that's what I call multitasking!!

 

[EnoughAlready]

Eww i think id rather lick a scrub daddy bumhole like a scourer than anyone touch my feet like that and rambling on too, alllllll the icks!!!

 

[me myself and karma]

Dark chocolate and plain crisps (especially McCoys) are my favvvve

Chocolate, crisps and fanta is my guaranteed hangover cure

 

[aimzalicious]

"They're beautiful" to the smallest bunch of flowers EVER

It's been so long since I received flowers, I'd take them! I'm so single that I'd even take some floppy dying daffodils at this point

 

[Kas01980]

So anyway. I have a deleted a few comments about the ‘intimate’ stuff for now as the more pressing question is do I have to buy a horizontal toaster or do I chuck mine on its side…..?

I gave up eating toast for that reason alone

 

[Clovis]

WTF is that brown sliced stuff?

 

[malibu skies]

So anyway. I have a deleted a few comments about the ‘intimate’ stuff for now as the more pressing question is do I have to buy a horizontal toaster or do I chuck mine on its side…..?

A normal toaster should do the trick! Depending on the bread, sometimes it doesn’t fit horizontally so I toast it vertically for a minute so it shrinks, and then rotate it

 

[docmum]

I love how I'm on here reading bout bum holes etc, on what'sapp talking to my best mate about her grandma and cat who have died and DILF about 69 position and sex toys

for the love of god do NOT get those chats mixed up. No one wants to think their cat got rogered through the pearly gates.

 

[ElektraWintour]

@Aussie @noseybirdxo does Sydney not have bowling alleys? Why has Jesse made his own?

 

[crispycrunch]

Now that's what I call multitasking!!

Oh and in the bath with the laptop on a stool

 

[Aussie]

I am HOWLING at this thread ☠

What till the period sex chat starts

 

[Kas01980]

It's been so long since I received flowers, I'd take them! I'm so single that I'd even take some floppy dying daffodils at this point

I buy myself a bunch every weekend. I think I've literally only had two bunches of flowers bought for me by someone else EVER

 

[Thank(space)you]

Jesse's date is not a bit of me

 

[aimzalicious]

Eww i think id rather lick a scrub daddy bumhole like a scourer than anyone touch my feet like that and rambling on too, alllllll the icks!!!

SCRUB DADDY

 

[docmum]

A normal toaster should do the trick! Depending on the bread, sometimes it doesn’t fit horizontally so I toast it vertically for a minute so it shrinks, and then rotate it

you mean the bread or the toaster?? I thought we were talking about a horizontal toaster not horizontal bread??

 

[malibu skies]

you mean the bread or the toaster?? I thought we were talking about a horizontal toaster not horizontal bread??

The bread - the toaster stays where it is and the bread goes in horizontally

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

I’m sorry but I really would lick Jesse’s bum in my mates bed and I can’t hide it

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

I would have a serious sense of humour failure faced with that plastic bottle bowling date.

 

[Aussie]

@Aussie @noseybirdxo does Sydney not have bowling alleys? Why has Jesse made his own?

I'm guessing he got $10 from the producers as his budget!