MAFS Australia season 10 (E4 pace) #5 Only way is up? Mel's list "Oral, 69, missionary, doggy and bins

[Clovis]

OMG you guyz, just look at all the effort Harrison is putting in to organising this date. He spent all afternoon browsing on his laptop. Bronte is such an ungrateful witch.

 

[Thank(space)you]

Massive red flags there, whether she likes it or not brontë and I are going to go on this date

 

[Dogtanian]

Watching 30 minutes behind, so when Josh was eating breakfast - Did he put both butter and peanut butter on his muffin. Then you could hear his sloshing the food around in his mouth. Close your mouth you filthy animal!!

 

[Hellofish]

Looool go Bronte!!

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

I never thought anything could put me off shovelling in Lindor like they’re going out of fashion.
I was wrong.

Have you tried the new blood orange?

 

[Kas01980]

What flavour have you got!?

I thought you were asking what flavour in relation to the licking arseholes subject for a second

 

[docmum]

Yes Brontë!!!

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

Only Josh arranging a date to a sex club for a gangbang will impress sexpest Mel.

 

[Miss Begotten]

What flavour have you got!?

Chocolate!
( Dark ) Must be accompanied by plain crisps.

 

[aimzalicious]

She pulled on a night out but couldn't go back to hers so took him to mine. Bed sheets were changed

Doing it to a random man on a night out you don't know is a bold move, you don't know where they've been

 

[docmum]

So anyway. I have a deleted a few comments about the ‘intimate’ stuff for now as the more pressing question is do I have to buy a horizontal toaster or do I chuck mine on its side…..?

 

[Miss Begotten]

Have you tried the new blood orange?

No! But I’ll have to now.

 

[me myself and karma]

I thought you were asking what flavour in relation to the licking arseholes subject for a second

Can you get flavoured ones?? A Baileys bum hole!!

 

[Kas01980]

Chocolate!
( Dark ) ❤ Must be accompanied by plain crisps.

Dark chocolate and plain crisps (especially McCoys) are my favvvve

 

[Aussie]

Chocolate!
( Dark ) ❤ Must be accompanied by plain crisps.

The dark is the best ohhh I really love giant choc buttons & sweet chilli sensation crisps at the same time

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Looked like a bowl of johnnies

 

[crispycrunch]

I love how I'm on here reading bout bum holes etc, on what'sapp talking to my best mate about her grandma and cat who have died and DILF about 69 position and sex toys

 

[malibu skies]

He’s apologising a whole lot for someone who hasn’t done anything

 

[ElektraWintour]

Thought Adam’s date seemed a bit basic but I love a foot massage.

and I just mean a massage before you bunch of filths start

 

[Kas01980]

"They're beautiful" to the smallest bunch of flowers EVER