MAFS Australia season 10 (E4 pace) #5 Only way is up? Mel's list "Oral, 69, missionary, doggy and bins

[noseybirdxo]

I like that they’re having to plan dates for their partner. That’s cute

and lol I went to this italian when i was home last year

 

[me myself and karma]

Spat me brew

 

[Aussie]

These 2 just seem they are friend zoned

 

[Thank(space)you]

Sorry for starting the rimming talk haha. She pulled on a night out but couldn't go back to hers so took him to mine. Bed sheets were changed

The Fiji recreation was a nice idea but it did look tit

 

[EnoughAlready]

I love the way i'm here clutching my pearls tonight on this thread and i've got four kids!

 

[Miss Begotten]

I never thought anything could put me off shovelling in Lindor like they’re going out of fashion.
I was wrong.

 

[crispycrunch]

depends on the guy, I don't remember it being bad at all

Mate cock and bum holes mannnnnnnn

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

The date didn't take a lot of planning though. Am Italian restaurant is hardly thinking out of the box.

 

[EnoughAlready]

"No thanks" hahhaha wounded.

 

[crispycrunch]

There goes Harrison online ordering his blue pills...........

 

[Kas01980]

Men's arseholes are so much hairier too. It's like licking a scourer

I wonder who the first person was who ever thought about licking one, and then thinking it was a good idea?

 

[Offish]

No thanks

 

[Aussie]

I never thought anything could put me off shovelling in Lindor like they’re going out of fashion.
I was wrong.

What flavour have you got!?

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

Yay, go Bronte.

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

“No Thanks” LOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Miss Begotten]

Planned a date?
The fucker sat on his arse Googling.

 

[Thank(space)you]

Why hasn't he thought about what she would want rather than planning his own perfect date

 

[aimzalicious]

no thanks hahahahahha Bronte

 

[Webster1357]

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

Whether she wants to or not? That wasn't threatening at all..