Lynsey Queen of Clean #17 Skin and beef tough as levver, posing on the dog wowk whatever the wevver.

[Clare]

They’re so bloody boring aren’t they.
Is this seriously what passes for interesting and stimulating Instagram content in her mind? This is the best she can come up with. The same thing as every other Saturday morning - mirror selfie between the men’s undies and a photo or video of Rib deciding which cake they’re going to share (spoiler: it’s nearly always the lemon ) Ffs get a life woman.

They’re mentally in their 70s while physically still in their 40s. Sad sacks

 

[blahfeblah]

Crikey, calm down lyns

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Crikey, calm down lyns

let me guess, she had East 17 STEAM playing over the top like the 634 previous times

 

[Clare]

let me guess, she had East 17 STEAM playing over the top like the 634 previous times

Don’t, please don’t. She’s ruined that song

 

[Mum3boys]

Why does she always have those ridiculous yellow trainner socks on???

 

[blahfeblah]

Fuming

 

[melonsandlemons]

Ok so who rattled her? Also, I wouldn’t call 1:30pm late in the afternoon, it’s barely past midday!

 

[youare1]

So cleaned the sink with washing up liquid and white?? Presumably the word vinegar is missing, slapdash as usual

 

[melonsandlemons]

So cleaned the sink with washing up liquid and white?? Presumably the word vinegar is missing, slapdash as usual

Bit like “is anyone watching mam mia”

 

[MissTeddy]

What on earth is she banging on about with people getting upset over the time she has lunch? Literally NO ONE cares

 

[Mum3boys]

To be fair I’d be causing major agg if I had to chow down that levver beef every sodding week and then frantically clear up while it’s still stuck in the throat , why don’t you give your poor family a break Lyns and mix it up a bit

 

[Donnavanessa]

Oooh she’s definitely upset because her unusually early dinner time has been criticised- she’s so bloody passive aggressive

 

[Tea and Toast]

It's the autumn pink jumper. .
Bore off

 

[Clare]

They probably have to start eating lunch so early cos it takes hours to chew up the disgusting levvery beef. Soft enough to swallow by 5pm

 

[Donnavanessa]

It's the autumn pink jumper. .
Bore off

That candy floss-girly-fairy-toddler hued jumper looks highly flammable - like it’s made out of that cheap, horrid nylon wool that crackles when she walks

 

[CrazyCatLady2791]

If that roast is the best meal of the week, I really don’t wanna see her other meals
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Oooh she’s definitely upset because her unusually early dinner time has been criticised- she’s so bloody passive aggressive

She did ask

 

[Ditzymama28]

Standing in her usual frumpy pose on This Morning
Rick Astley is much older than her but she looks like she could be his mum in that photo

 

[Opinionated]

Standing in her usual frumpy pose on This Morning
Rick Astley is much older than her but she looks like she could be his mum in that photo

And those boots she’s gone from trainnners to those monstrosities just because they’re “fashion” atm she just hasn’t a bleeping clue

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

It still makes me cackle how we just reflexively spell the word TRAINNERS on this thread

 

[WitchPlease]

Leaving this here for posterity. No doubt she will be back on sunbeds by next summer.

Just catching up... wtf! I had a suspicious mole/lesion on my back, my GP phoned me straight away as I had done an e-consult first. He fitted me in that very afternoon, and referred me under the 2 week rule. Had an appointment to see dermatology within those 2 weeks. She didn't think it was anything to worry about, but wanted to remove it. Further appointment a few weeks later, mole thing removed. Received the results a few weeks later - all fine! So within 10 weeks I was seen by GP, dermatologist, mole removed and results - this was with the NHS! So either she is a Billy bullshitter and just wanted to flaunt her wealth or her GP is tit (the NHS has its faults, I fully aware that this can happen) but 14 weeks?!