Lynsey Queen of Clean #17 Skin and beef tough as levver, posing on the dog wowk whatever the wevver.

[becky's artex ceiling]

So we’ve done

Eiffel Tower
Posing next to Louvre pyramid
Trip to supermarket cleaning aisle
Filming a service worker wiping her table down

What else is there even left to do in Paris if you’re Lynz

 

[Mum3boys]

She will need a good wowk, probably a stroll across a bridge where she will be swung up for a glimpse over the edge by Rib , followed by some weird shot of her shiftily emerging from some random bush gripping on tightly to a strand of Lego hair . Are you wiv me???

 

[melonsandlemons]

Padlock on the bridge would be a super picture opportunity, mind you that Louvre picture she’s missed the point of standing on the pole- most people pinch the top to make it look like they are holding it. Not our Lyns.

 

[Ups27]

Why doesn’t she eat chicken?

 

[youare1]

Why not have a few days of the app and just go and have a nice break?

 

[Mum3boys]

Padlock on the bridge would be a super picture opportunity, mind you that Louvre picture she’s missed the point of standing on the pole- most people pinch the top to make it look like they are holding it. Not our Lyns.

That photo had me howling if I’m honest wiv you

 

[Shineyshine]

Oh do duck off you pair of boring dolts.

 

[Ditzymama28]

Oh do duck off you pair of boring dolts.

Omfg they are
I'd refuse to serve them if I worked in their local M&S

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

I’m loving that Lynz thinks it’s IMPORTANT for us to know that she “declined” the sandwiches on her flight from Paris. Bet the stewardess got an earful and Rib got the silent treatment after

 

[CrazyCatLady2791]

Oh dear she bought the boots
---
Day?

 

[Shineyshine]

Oh dear she bought the boots
---
Day?

So not bought in Paris then? Just anovver one of her crappy bargain affiliate #ads They look cheap as duck.

 

[Mum3boys]

I think she bought the Goldfinger boots in Paris then aff linked a similar pair so she could make some pennies the greedy cock nose that she is

 

[beaniebobble]

Oh do duck off you pair of boring dolts.

Jeez I thought I was boring but when getting your slice of cake from the back is living life on the edge maybe I'm not so bad! Don't people just go for the biggest slice?

 

[Shineyshine]

I think she bought the Goldfinger boots in Paris then aff linked a similar pair so she could make some pennies the greedy cock nose that she is

Cheeky twit!

 

[Clare]

Poor Paris being inflicted first with bedbugs and now Lynsey but at least all the bedbugs will now have fled out of the city in fear over her top class bug busting tips

 

[Donnavanessa]

Those hideous boots look like they’re made of cheap Christmas wrapping paper. She has no style or flair whatsoever but thinks she’s a fashun influencer. Deluded fool.

 

[Ups27]

Why is she out on an early morning at the end of October when it has pissed it down all week…in white trainers?!?!??

 

[Shineyshine]

Why is she out on an early morning at the end of October when it has pissed it down all week…in white trainers?!?!??

So she can do a story / reel of herself cleaning them later - she’s so dull and starved for content…

ETA - another prediction: she’ll also show the dog either in the shower, straight after, or herself cleaning the bathroom afterwards

 

[melonsandlemons]

The steamy session on the bed with the bespoke Lyns cleaning range is back

 

[blahfeblah]