Lydia Millen #185 Two kitchens but she still can’t cook, instead she ‘wrote’ a booky wook.

Lidl’s secret project is a book. What are your predictions?

  • It will be a runaway success and ‘author’ Lidl will soon be working on another

  • There will be insufficient pre orders to actually print it and it will go straight to ebook

  • It will be printed but never mentioned again

  • Reviews and comments will be so bad Lidl will hit rock bottom (again)

  • It will be printed, sold and reviewed but appear in charity shops within weeks, like Spare

  • There will be order and distribution problems #globygate

  • There will be a book tour, Lidl will appear on Loose Women and get a presenting job

  • She will be taken to court for fraud/plagiarism

  • Her subscription numbers will rocket and she will make ££££ from Amazon affliliate links

  • It will be printed, "sell out", and pop up in various discount book chains i.e. The Works

  • Copies will be sent to schools but used as an example of poor English

  • It will be seen propping up vases throughout the interior design world

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Namima said:
OMG she's teaching the world how to make scrambled eggs.
In a fecking saucepan again.
Breaks eggs directly into the pan.
No butter.
Mixes eggs in the pan.
With a wooden spoon. There's a literal tsunami or whirlpool going on in that frying pan.
Adds butter and milk when eggs are almost done.
Gordon Ramsey would have a literal fit watching her.
Am I frying my scrambled eggs incorrectly???? Starting to doubt myself....

And the end result is those eggs look rank.
I suspect that may be Lydia's first and last attempt at scrambled eggs. Poor Ali.
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He would be right!
 
Learning as she's going. Never had eggs before and never cooked them for Ali either but for content's sake. And who is she to show how you cook them? Both of them are so not intelligent. Ali so messed up his words on his vlog, fabric on a suit known as "breathy" instead of breathable. Just what, how do they get away with it all. Pretend that's how. His beach bag was hilarious.
 
starship1 said:
Learning as she's going. Never had eggs before and never cooked them for Ali either but for content's sake. And who is she to show how you cook them? Both of them are so not intelligent. Ali so messed up his words on his vlog, fabric on a suit known as "breathy" instead of breathable. Just what, how do they get away with it all. Pretend that's how. His beach bag was hilarious.
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Yesss, and it s getting worse. I actually think they ve given up.
 
Namima said:
OMG she's teaching the world how to make scrambled eggs.
In a fecking saucepan again.
Breaks eggs directly into the pan.
No butter.
Mixes eggs in the pan.
With a wooden spoon. There's a literal tsunami or whirlpool going on in that frying pan.
Adds butter and milk when eggs are almost done.
Gordon Ramsey would have a literal fit watching her.
Am I frying my scrambled eggs incorrectly???? Starting to doubt myself....

And the end result is those eggs look rank.
I suspect that may be Lydia's first and last attempt at scrambled eggs. Poor Ali.
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Someone should send him the video. He’d rip her apart!
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jenmarks said:
Someone must have been drinking...

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The same pic from images 3-9...?!
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Why is the cat looking like a sausage dog? Does she have a stretch filter on?
 
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Another new bed to swap out a new bed. Which wasn't used? Prioritised over having the bathroom fixed. Then cover the new bed up with new bedding. All brand new. An estate agent would describe it as guest bedroom with a new bed, modern double glazed windows but if you're looking for a more well lived-in space with original features, this is not it.
 
starship1 said:
Learning as she's going. Never had eggs before and never cooked them for Ali either but for content's sake. And who is she to show how you cook them? Both of them are so not intelligent. Ali so messed up his words on his vlog, fabric on a suit known as "breathy" instead of breathable. Just what, how do they get away with it all. Pretend that's how. His beach bag was hilarious.
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I had to look away after she picked up the waste bin from the floor and plonked it down on the worktop next to the cooker....ick ick!! How can anyone ever eat with those two muppets and live to tell the tale???
 
Should of called her book this 😂 and its green 😁
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Yes to confirm it will the 3rd new bed going into that room to match the "writing come table" desk. Just watched "the next project" vlog, dated 4 years ago. Sounds like a long time but that would be just before the pandemic. Which isn't so long ago. The accent and face have changed since . They are discussing gilding a mirror frame when Lydiot is explaining to Ali what gilding is as he doesn't know. So Lydia explains and he replies, "wouldn't that be "golding" then ?" That's what we're dealing with here.
 
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