Lydia Millen #136 Just a tatty-headed, self-centred bullrider with bad taste.

[15 Yemen Road Yemen]

Ewwww, the posture, the expression, the nose/teeth/eyebrows!!! She's starting to look like an uglier version of 'Dorian' in the last episodes of'Birds
of a Feather'.


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Oh god she looks scary

 

[K18]

I too always opt to wear a cardigan over a waterproof jacket in the middle of a thunderstorm

 

[Catcher_In_The_Lie]

Poor Elsie she spent agess on skype to the RR people having a one to one and choosing all her specifics for her bougie new RR... heated seats, heated steering wheel for her weak cold hands, vintage look in the modern model, heritage green 'like something Prince Philip would have' and it was Victoria who has barely mentioned she even has a RR that got the 'invite of dreams' and was invited to test the new model out and take it on a drive. breathe chicken breathe

And Frow made a point of saying that she didn’t know anyone else at the event, and was excited about meeting all new people, so little Miss Lydiot definitely wasn’t in attendance then….hilarious!! No one gives a shite about you Lyds!!!

 

[Milking Keynes]

I too always opt to wear a cardigan over a waterproof jacket in the middle of a thunderstorm

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She’s full of contradictions. She tried on this dress, below, and said ‘I think I’ll cut off the tassels on the belt - I’m not a fan’ - well, you’re the one who brought out a Bohemian Parody collection - you should love tassels!

 

[Catcher_In_The_Lie]

She only uses the "I have weak wrists" when there's work to be done ...

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Same old same old
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They're trying to hide the penis tree

And who’s taking the gym photos of her? The ‘trainer’ or SCarrie? How embarrassing.. can you just imagine the request…”hey PT guy can you take my photo and make sure you capture the extra oomph I’m putting in” influencers are such an embarrassment to themselves.

 

[Peppypoopar]

And Frow made a point of saying that she didn’t know anyone else at the event, and was excited about meeting all new people, so little Miss Lydiot definitely wasn’t in attendance then….hilarious!! No one gives a shite about you Lyds!!!

Exactly all that Louise Pentland could talk about to Lydiot is Karen Millen because that's all she has going on

 

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That photo illustrates how much she’s overdone her face, she can’t even smile anymore, it makes her eyes look weird.

I hate to say this but I really believe you are right! She can’t smile anymore...this is just too much. Enough now! Can someone who cares about her stop her? She is turning into a cartoon character each time she goes to see this bloke who is RUINING her face!

 

[Peppypoopar]

We have quite the collection of Avatars

 

[Milking Keynes]

She’s full of contradictions. She tried on this dress, below, and said ‘I think I’ll cut off the tassels on the belt - I’m not a fan’ - well, you’re the one who brought out a Bohemian Parody collection - you should love tassels!

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I should correct that to - she used to love tassels

 

[NomDePlume]

Josie’s greenhouse will function as a greenhouse….no dining table and table scapes required🌶

Teefers has already tried a table for size in her tiny unfinished greenhouse and said she will be having her coffee and rosé in the greenhouse soon.

 

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Prediction Corner…

This weeks topic du jour -: Padding Things Out.

How many minutes of fast frame photography will we be subjected to on Thursday?

16 minutes of her watering the greenhouse

29 minutes of her getting up at Dawn-yawn to stomp the dogs

62 hours of all the unboxing of stuff she’s already sent back this week

Next Monday will she film 3,4 or 5 ‘meetings’ so we can hear a one sided conversation of her single handedly saving the fashion universe?

Or alternatively do you think she will be out shopping for windows and taking us with her but not actually showing us anything?

Too much scintillating viewing can be bad for us you know - just sayin’.

 

[Julia123]

What's the brown sauce ? BBQ sauce ? Balsam ?
Either way, yuck.



Otherwise known as ...
HAIR JOURNEY #98743200 : A SAGA


Lyds' step mum had red hair.
Imagine how she must have felt each time she heard Lyds moan or throw a tantrum about her red hair.

Despina GENUINELY gave her step mom “The Rachel” haircut and color lol. The 90’s/2000 are back on trend these days but I don’t think anyone wants to go back to that lewk.

Personally I think her hair looked really nice auburn. This ashy look Despina does isn’t right for every person and on many people it looks more damaged/dry than healthy IMO.

 

[lady_md]

Despina GENUINELY gave her step mom “The Rachel” haircut and color lol. The 90’s/2000 are back on trend these days but I don’t think anyone wants to go back to that lewk.

Personally I think her hair looked really nice auburn. This ashy look Despina does isn’t right for every person and on many people it looks more damaged/dry than healthy IMO.

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I was just scrolling through her stories without reading the text and for a minute I though it was Lyds in the picture...
It looks quite similar to her lewk but in a short version.

 

[Milking Keynes]

Prediction Corner…

This weeks topic du jour -: Padding Things Out.

How many minutes of fast frame photography will we be subjected to on Thursday?

16 minutes of her watering the greenhouse

29 minutes of her getting up at Dawn-yawn to stomp the dogs

62 hours of all the unboxing of stuff she’s already sent back this week

Next Monday will she film 3,4 or 5 ‘meetings’ so we can hear a one sided conversation of her single handedly saving the fashion universe?

Or alternatively do you think she will be out shopping for windows and taking us with her but not actually showing us anything?

Too much scintillating viewing can be bad for us you know - just sayin’.

You forgot the RHS Chelsea Show! There’ll be no sanctuary in the Sanctuary Gardens.

 

[gvt]

Bleary eyes, wonky teeth, splodgy nose, hands/neck/face x 3 different shades, festering nails and blubbery lips....a vision!!!
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The green nails have GOT to go

 

[coconochanel]

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Oh my lovely you really are beginning to look like your daddy.

 

[Allexie01]

Also when Louise asks Lydiot to hold her brolly Lydiot just holds it over herself and let's Louise get wet

Considerate lady holds umbrella........

Lydiot holds umbrella

Bonus pic...smuggie chops when being 'complimented' on her Karen Millen collection!

 

[gvt]

The comments on her latest you tube this evening are so true and people are being honest.

Also these dresses. Why why why SO many. Where on earth is she wearing them? It’s insane beyond belief. Over consumption at its finest. Utterly ridiculous.

I (respectfully disagree,

I notice people go on her vlog and say this....but it doesn't make sense to me because her job is to buy things and talk about them.......thats what she does for income, and more importantly, that's what an influencer is ....to influence buying, spending, consuming whatever you want to call it.

It's not just an inspo lifestyle vlog so if people don't like that aspect it's kind of confusing to me that they would complain about it, but perhaps they are referring to the amount?

but every time someone says that on Vics channel, or Josie or Lydia, I don't think it's quite fair, you can't ask them to "consume less" or blame them for featuring things aka accumulating things when it's their primary job.

btw Lyd used to mention her donations to that charity that repurposed clothes for interviews, and what she was going to sell, she hasn't talked about that in a long time. It would be nice to know she still does that (though NONE of her dresses now would be appropriate for any office haha)

I do think everyone would appreciate her doing some charity work or featuring more responsible brands, but again, influencers are paid to glamourize consumption.

....and to be very honest I prefer a fashion try on to watching her make a salad ......and be so freakin proud of herself and smug like she deserves a prize or something


she seemed a lot less frantic in this vlog btw, the last one she was acting so strange and all over the place

 

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You forgot the RHS Chelsea Show! There’ll be no sanctuary in the Sanctuary Gardens.

No you are absolutely right! I have it on good authority she’s Yee Hawing around on some wooden horse ( possibly Trojan...) so Sanctuary has been abandoned and prevented from winning a silver/gilt. Tch...They won’t let her in Glyndebourne will they? Le Nozze de Figaro is on...

 

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Lyds' FasHuUn Photo Dump ...

Her favourite dress ... Virginal Bohemian ... favourite for about 5 minutes
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I was wondering why all.of a sudden Lyds was gushing about Elizabeth Arden, showing us so many products... until her 25% discount popped up. However, no AD disclosure on the screen.
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Raving about the hairdryer she received GRATIS.
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Had to mention her Adanola joggers for some Affiliate Lynx
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And mentions she's lightly tanned, St Tropez of course.
It's almost summer, so I guess she is prepping St Tropez for Cawwiiee's begging email for sponsorship.

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The wonky boobs.
The esteemed Mr Malucci is sitting in his office, banging his head in frustration for precious time wasted.
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Still touching herself on camera. ⬆⬆⬆


Who the f*ck taught her how to apply lipstick ?
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And that shade of red lipstick does not suit a tanned Lyds. Fashion Influencer my ass.

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Barkley trying to bite her skirt

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Her gift from the KM team. They know her well enough to gift her alcohol but not well enough to know she won't eat the chocolates (?) ...
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Of course, she was chuffed that it was Fortnum and Mason.


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⬆⬆⬆ Gushing about the Hermèzzzz blush after slating the Hermèzzzz lip oil last week.
Talk about lazy damage control.
And her make up looks shite.
Red lippy means you go light on the eye and cheek application.
And the big hair is reeeedonkulouss.

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Recording herself feeding the dogs. And staring at them lovingly.
Fake fake fake.
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Recording herself from different angles watering her Waitrose plants and lemons.
Does she not feel stupid moving that camera around ?
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Badmouthing Porter. But stops herself after Tattlers mentioned she is so snarly towards Porter. Always scolding him.
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Tells us he gets them up at night. He makes sounds at night. Idiot. He's whimpering. Poor guy. And complains she didn't sleep well. Again. He kept her up. She had to take him to another room to sleep.

And of course, she was the one who got up whereas in Ali's vlog, he's the one who always gets up.

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She was blah blah blahing about something here. Can't remember what though. Soho Farmhouse ? The team ? The girls ??? Drinking. Of course.
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Ali sewing . Lyds yakking. As per the norm.
Of course the mini Celly has to be lurking about.
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This outfit. Boring boring boring.
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I swear if she wears that mini kelly and belt ONE MORE TIME......Im going to loose it.



She has 30 other bags (and brands) she could incorporate WHAT IS SHE DOING??

again, such a horrible business move. and so boring, Im so so sick of it. it's just gone on too long, she is INSANE.

Can she leave the house one time without needing to show off and feeling like she needs the "badge of honor" of having a Hermes bag??????????? it is so insecure, nouveau riche.

btw I remember she titled one of her videos "Why I'm not buying Dior" ......so stupid if she wants to work with them ever again. You can mention that you don't like a collection for a season, but to title your Vlog that??? no wonder she is not invited to the event in Cannes.