Lydia Millen #136 Just a tatty-headed, self-centred bullrider with bad taste.

[Margo Polo]

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What a pretentious twat.

 

[Oops...]

Good morning and welcome to today…

@Miscanthus maybe we could have a poll about the REAL reason for the move? I don’t think any of us ever moved because of staff shortages (thrums fingers on table impatiently!) did we?

Just another homespun idea in an effort to be helpful from: Off My Rocker - Wooden Horses For The Experienced…

Oh and whilst (sorry) I am here and whilst (sorry again) we are speaking of Homespun Ideas - I just thought I would leave one of my Decorating and Interior Design for Tips the Morbidly Terrified:-

When choosing wallpaper hold it up to your face whilst looking in a mirror. If it suits you (colour etc) it will suit your home and you will like it longer. Mock me if you like but it’s troooooo….(sorry) true…

 

[FlipFlop0706]

God she’s popped up in Louise Pentlands vlog and she’s blowing smoke up her arse at the Chelsea flower show

 

[Miscanthus]

Just about to watch Vic's vlog from tonight - she went to a Range Rover PR trip in the Cotswolds - but I didn't know she had a RR? Lydia must be seething, she's had 3 I think?

I think she was a bit sneaky about getting the RR after going on about saving the planet.

 

[Ms.Chanandler Bong]

Good morning, lovelies

Found it
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Where is Gordon Ramsay when you need him
There is no right or wrong way to go about making a salad from what's in your fridge.
Or so I thought.
Disgusting

 

[Namima]

Poor Elsie she spent agess on skype to the RR people having a one to one and choosing all her specifics for her bougie new RR... heated seats, heated steering wheel for her weak cold hands, vintage look in the modern model, heritage green 'like something Prince Philip would have' and it was Victoria who has barely mentioned she even has a RR that got the 'invite of dreams' and was invited to test the new model out and take it on a drive. breathe chicken breathe

And Lyds has had to make changes to her "bespoke" RR on order
Probs had to cut costs on her customisation.

 

[Namima]

Eh ?

Ok, I'm convinced the spelling and grammatical errors are on purpose.
Or early mornings sipping on the Rosè ...

And the comments match her incoherent post.

 

[Peppypoopar]

Morning to do list - post photo of Greedhouse
Can't think of anything else

 

[Lola Faith]

On the RR situation - she won't be getting hers for a long time that is for sure. Due to some microchip issue in China I believe, all new cars are delayed, and a lot of companies aren't even taking orders as things are so backed up. My new car was supposed to be here 2 months ago and still waiting, anyway I'm sure Elsie will manage, although Carrie is probably emailing RR right now!

Why is she putting up a picture of the greenhouse every day, always looks the same???

 

[coconochanel]

Morning to do list - post photo of Greedhouse ✔
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Yep and it still looks shit.

 

[Namima]

She only uses the "I have weak wrists" when there's work to be done ...

Same old same old

They're trying to hide the penis tree

 

[HoneyBee20]

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What a braggy twat that being said her garden is 1000 times better than lydias.

 

[BeatrixA]

on designing for plus size fashion
Louise: “It is hard to talk about something that you are not” “you don’t want to say the wrong thing”
Lydia: “well…..” Awkward face

I felt like in her mind she was like it’s not that hard to design for plus size models.

bless Louise but I cringed every time she said Lydia design clothes, she doesn’t design clothes Louise, she picks the fabrics and colours for already made templates.

 

[Al Fresco]

She only uses the "I have weak wrists" when there's work to be done ...

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Same old same old
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They're trying to hide the penis tree

Omg, that one of her crouching in the orange reminds me of those dog costumes where they dress them up to look like spiders for Halloween. I was going to put an example but even fake spiders freak me out

on designing for plus size fashion
Louise: “It is hard to talk about something that you are not” “you don’t want to say the wrong thing”
Lydia: “well…..” Awkward face

I felt like in her mind she was like it’s not that hard to design for plus size models.

bless Louise but I cringed every time she said Lydia design clothes, she doesn’t design clothes Louise, she picks the fabrics and colours for already made templates.


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That photo illustrates how much she’s overdone her face, she can’t even smile anymore, it makes her eyes look weird.

 

[Allexie01]

Ewwww, the posture, the expression, the nose/teeth/eyebrows!!! She's starting to look like an uglier version of 'Dorian' in the last episodes of'Birds
of a Feather'.


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[Lola Faith]

I love the bit on the video where Louise Pentland asks Elsie, is that dress you're wearing from your collection?

hahaha! Classic Lydia - no she was going to wear the white linen one but didn't want it to get wet in the rain - although there are loads of other dresses or other things from her bohemian travesty collection she could have worn.

But no

She's wearing an Erdem dress that cost £1300 and is 100% cotton, unlike Lydias KM collection dresses!

 

[K18]

I love the bit on the video where Louise Pentland asks Elsie, is that dress you're wearing from your collection?

hahaha! Classic Lydia - no she was going to wear the white linen one but didn't want it to get wet in the rain - although there are loads of other dresses or other things from her bohemian travesty collection she could have worn.

But no

She's wearing an Erdem dress that cost £1300 and is 100% cotton, unlike Lydias KM collection dresses!

Imagine buying a £1300 Erdem dress and wearing it out for someone to mistake it for being KM, I would cry myself to sleep

 

[Peppypoopar]

I love the bit on the video where Louise Pentland asks Elsie, is that dress you're wearing from your collection?

hahaha! Classic Lydia - no she was going to wear the white linen one but didn't want it to get wet in the rain - although there are loads of other dresses or other things from her bohemian travesty collection she could have worn.

But no

She's wearing an Erdem dress that cost £1300 and is 100% cotton, unlike Lydias KM collection dresses!

Also when Louise asks Lydiot to hold her brolly Lydiot just holds it over herself and let's Louise get wet

 

[Bearsmum13]

Imagine buying a £1300 Erdem dress and wearing it out for someone to mistake it for being KM, I would cry myself to sleep

But she would see that as a win, because she is such an amazing designer she is able to make her KM dresses look designer

 

[K18]

But she would see that as a win, because she is such an amazing designer she is able to make her KM dresses look designer

Or does the Erdem dress look cheap therefore Louise thought it was KM.

I love the bit on the video where Louise Pentland asks Elsie, is that dress you're wearing from your collection?

hahaha! Classic Lydia - no she was going to wear the white linen one but didn't want it to get wet in the rain - although there are loads of other dresses or other things from her bohemian travesty collection she could have worn.

But no

She's wearing an Erdem dress that cost £1300 and is 100% cotton, unlike Lydias KM collection dresses!

So she didn't want to get a £200 dress that she has 2 of and got for free out in the rain but was more than happy to wear an Erdem dress, Manolo flats and a Hermes Kelly without the rain jacket (do fakes come with rain jackets) make it make sense.