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Would this song be appropriate?My goodness! I thought she had become Eurovision Competitor Armies Gorn singing ‘Can’t Faff With My Hair No More...’
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Would this song be appropriate?My goodness! I thought she had become Eurovision Competitor Armies Gorn singing ‘Can’t Faff With My Hair No More...’
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Brilliant!!!!!Elsie, for those times when the table runner needs washing, and guest arrivals are imminent, just lay over the table in your hideous gingham atrocity
I was wondering that myself. Where did it go Lydia?Speaking of the hero ring… I haven’t seen it in her for months and months. Guess she got paid to wear it after all.
This thread gonna send me to hell
Probably sold to pay for the twilly!!I was wondering that myself. Where did it go Lydia?
Ha, Ha! Ok, you Daxons or Daxon’s or DaxUns - can I please quote Her Travesty on last night’s vlog... ‘Communicative... is that the right word.. he hee, I’ve just invented a word...’ then, we got ‘Sustenance - is that the right word? Substance - no, sustance, eeerrr?’ ... We were also treated to capsule pronounced Cap-Shule, which was an Essex moment, and all this from a ‘gardener’ who doesn’t know the difference between Iceberg lettuce and Spinach.
Sorry - Imma sticking with the Fick team. Have a look at her excuse:
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She didn’t even do it herself. She had one of her minions do it - this poor girl cut the vast tablecloth into three runners for Her Travesty - who was too rude to introduce her. She just pointed at her, saying, ‘We decided to cut it, etc. ‘ while allowing Porter to walk all over it as the poor girl was trying to cut it.Elsie, for those times when the table runner needs washing, and guest arrivals are imminent, just lay over the table in your hideous gingham atrocity
Is she being serious what a dumb dumbHa, Ha! Ok, you Daxons or Daxon’s or DaxUns - can I please quote Her Travesty on last night’s vlog... ‘Communicative... is that the right word.. he hee, I’ve just invented a word...’ then, we got ‘Sustenance - is that the right word? Substance - no, sustance, eeerrr?’ ... We were also treated to capsule pronounced Cap-Shule, which was an Essex moment, and all this from a ‘gardener’ who doesn’t know the difference between Iceberg lettuce and Spinach.
Sorry - Imma sticking with the Fick team. Have a look at her excuse:
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You being serious pffffttWhen am I ever not serious? Hmm? ...
She used to eat iceberg lettuce and qourn chicken nuggets all the time in the old house She called it a chicken salad but she was too scared to cook meat I have a picture somewhere. It’s quite possibly one of my favourite memories of shit she doesNone of us should be surprised, I suppose. When have we ever seen her eat greens in all these years? Take your time. I'll wait......
You can't, can you?
It's always beige slop with her. Pasta with mountains of cheese (whilst also claiming she is gluten and dairy intolerant)
No wonder she can't tell the difference between spinach, romaine and iceberg,
"Kitchen garden" yet doesn't even know what she's planting or bloody eating!
What 30 something year old cannot tell the difference between those 3 veg?!?!?
What a pretentious, clueless twat.
The act is wearing so thin isn’t it?Is she being serious what a dumb dumb
Now imagine how ruined your hair would be if you sprayed that hairspray on dry hair and then added heat on top of it to curl
The way the guy is bending and holding the strap I hope the pvc didn’t crack
She used to eat iceberg lettuce and qourn chicken nuggets all the time in the old house She called it a chicken salad but she was too scared to cook meat I have a picture somewhere. It’s quite possibly one of my favourite memories of shit she does
She used to eat iceberg lettuce and qourn chicken nuggets all the time in the old house She called it a chicken salad but she was too scared to cook meat I have a picture somewhere. It’s quite possibly one of my favourite memories of shit she does
They did go through an asparagus phase, but that must have nearly killed them financially and then the courgette ( spaghetti shape), but since then nada!! You never see any fruit either .Yes!! I remember that - calling it a chicken salad. I'm pretty sure she mentioned it in her old old vlogs as well and gave us a treat showing it. Called herself a fitness blogger back then - puhleeeeeease
Maybe she realized she isn’t amazingOh yeah, wasn't that her pressie to herself for being so amazing?? Never been seen since!