LornaLuxe #6 Luxeless and Gormless. Glob Glob Glob. Lip balm all around her gob.

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I think Madame Tussauds may be missing a wax work ....

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HOB said:
At least the idiotic hat conceals her grubby face and god awful hair.
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I rest my case to a comment I posted earlier re only doing stuff to SHOW OFF on IG . And not ‘enjoying the moment’
This is a prime example .THE . boat trip to CAPPREE was purely to
Change clothes .. get the driver to stop in front of a view, wear idiotic hat , take pics!!!!
To post on IG AND probably on the ITS. Act 2 launch so she can declare boat money back on expenses .
NOTHING at all to do with a nice experience Of a boat trip to Capri Whilst soaking up the view and the Local knowledge from the driver .
Once again she’s selling a fake life !!
Oh how I wish she’d worn that hat to the CAPREEE restaurant !!!!! Fukkin twit LL

LadyLockdown said:
I think Madame Tussauds may be missing a wax work ....

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Arghhhhhh 😳😳😳

They must be going home soon as she saved this awful look for last ? Once again the ‘ I’ve tit myself pose‘ and photoshopped legs !!
What a vile look ...
I think even Madam Tussaud’s might send this back for melting .
 
Swipe Up! said:
I’ve just found her first the first time on Instagram. Jesus duck. The hair. The manky hand tan. The horrific concealer and overall make up application. The dyson hair thing that no one will ever buy if that’s what it does to your do.

What the duck is she influencing?
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I’ve never in my life witnessed someone use concealer like that. At one point I thought she was going to start coating the inside of her mouth with it 😢
 
Ohmydays said:
Cos she’s a grubby cow .. or she hasn’t been approached to do a collab with a ‘ horrid feet company ‘😂
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Paid partnership coming soon 😂

Swipe Up! said:
I’ve just found her first the first time on Instagram. Jesus duck. The hair. The manky hand tan. The horrific concealer and overall make up application. The dyson hair thing that no one will ever buy if that’s what it does to your do.

What the duck is she influencing?
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She's influencing me to carry on regular exfoliating & moisturising because I ain't about the tiger bread life 🙈😅 (except eating it)
 
annabelle_bronstein said:
I’ve never in my life witnessed someone use concealer like that. At one point I thought she was going to start coating the inside of her mouth with it 😢
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😂:sick: lost for words at that concealer application. “I don’t wear foundation on holiday I just spot conceal”. Mate if you’re ‘spot concealing’ your entire face you’re just using your concealer as foundation. Don’t even get me started on the foundation lips.

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PT32 said:
😂:sick: lost for words at that concealer application. “I don’t wear foundation on holiday I just spot conceal”. Mate if you’re ‘spot concealing’ your entire face you’re just using your concealer as foundation. Don’t even get me started on the foundation lips.

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I read her caption like this - “Vuuury hydrating”
 
PT32 said:
😂:sick: lost for words at that concealer application. “I don’t wear foundation on holiday I just spot conceal”. Mate if you’re ‘spot concealing’ your entire face you’re just using your concealer as foundation. Don’t even get me started on the foundation lips.

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Jesus my Labradors are betting looking than her
 
EllaEllaElla said:
Did anyone catch this the other day?

Inthestyle aren't so innocent, Lorna. So yeah, karma.

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Omg she literally does my head in over this, she thinks she’s the first person to come up with a porcelain print! She didn’t even design it either. Are no other brands allowed to do a blue floral then without her thinking it’s a copy! She’s ripped it off from someone else too! Get over yourself Lorna!
 
PT32 said:
😂:sick: lost for words at that concealer application. “I don’t wear foundation on holiday I just spot conceal”. Mate if you’re ‘spot concealing’ your entire face you’re just using your concealer as foundation. Don’t even get me started on the foundation lips.

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - shes just like her concealer. TOO MUCH.

Also, I thought this was a picture of a sunbrella... and to be honest it looks better as a sunbrella.

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LadyLockdown said:
I think Madame Tussauds may be missing a wax work ....

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She looks AWFUL!!
PT32 said:
😂:sick: lost for words at that concealer application. “I don’t wear foundation on holiday I just spot conceal”. Mate if you’re ‘spot concealing’ your entire face you’re just using your concealer as foundation. Don’t even get me started on the foundation lips.

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My God!!! As if you put concealer all over your face, it’s thicker than foundation.

So did they just eat at the hotel the entire week? Other than the lunch on Capri? Bit suspect that. You don’t go to Amalfi to eat it only one place I don’t care how good the food is.
 
PT32 said:
😂:sick: lost for words at that concealer application. “I don’t wear foundation on holiday I just spot conceal”. Mate if you’re ‘spot concealing’ your entire face you’re just using your concealer as foundation. Don’t even get me started on the foundation lips.

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Did she put this on Her stories this morning ? As it’s not there now !!

Its_Me said:
She looks AWFUL!!

My God!!! As if you put concealer all over your face, it’s thicker than foundation.

So did they just eat at the hotel the entire week? Other than the lunch on Capri? Bit suspect that. You don’t go to Amalfi to eat it only one place I don’t care how good the food is.
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I thought this post was a bit weird last night !
I’d be pushed off if I was the Positano restaurant . Post seems a bit unecessary ..

With all the extra checks going on in airports at the moment why would you add to their troubles by wearing those sandals then !!!! Stupid cow !!

Pissed off not pushed 😂
 

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LadyLockdown said:
I think Madame Tussauds may be missing a wax work ....

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That warped standing pose is utterly ridiculous. God knows what she thinks she looks like. Maybe she has a big manhood under that dress.

Trashy is an understatement -

I’ve had 3 days off & knew what junk would come out of her trunk in Italy. Fast forward to tomorrow morning and the following

- hey ya
- I’ve Abluted
- wearing white dressing gown
- hair looking like it’s been electrocuted


Either the above or she’s been locked up for being a loon at the airport
 
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