LornaLuxe #6 Luxeless and Gormless. Glob Glob Glob. Lip balm all around her gob.

[Just watching it all]

Not high fashion in the slightest Too many accessories and the silhouette is so off, very unflattering for a luxe style! I just had to vent!

You know what I said yesterday she could just green screen, well this picture looks green screened or one of those Zoom backgrounds people are using

 

[Dontbelieveit]

John is that you ??
lay off the tanning your blending into pictures

Oh and LL your still a twit

 

[Boredathome]

Did anyone else catch her post that said she wanted a baby.......
Then wrote birkin?

 

[Ohmydays]

John is that you ??
lay off the tanning your blending into pictures

Oh and LL your still a twit

@Dontbelieveit you beat me to it !! Hideous photo but hmmm she is a narcissist so prob didn’t want OM in it too much anyway ..

Not high fashion in the slightest Too many accessories and the silhouette is so off, very unflattering for a luxe style! I just had to vent!

Yeah .. just the sort of outfit you wanna wear in 30 degrees heat on a boat in The middle of the sea .a Fukkin long puffy sleeved polyester monstrosity !!!

Did anyone else catch her post that said she wanted a baby.......
Then wrote birkin?

They’ve already tried for that but Hermes said no !

 

[threeisthemagicnumber]

Did they actually explore Capri ?!
it looks to me they went and ate and drank rose again and came back !

 

[Icameforthecomments]

Omg i am obsessed with this feed i keep watchin LL thinking why cant i stand her/she reminds me of this creepy cat puppet from a childhood tv programme i cant remember the name of. I thought i was alone ive read through so much of these threads all evening, giggling to myself and feeling a weight off that im not alone ans just being real bitchy she actually is a complete crank

 

[Ohmydays]

She’s morphing into Lauren Harries

. Recognised the name but couldn’t put a face to it .. googled it and now Im dying . Good shout @annabelle_bronstein

 

[LadyLockdown]

Where can I find this?!

I’m on the conspiracy thread and this one too;

Ghislaine Maxwell

Where is she? How is she being able to get away with it?

tattle.life

 

[Ohmydays]

God she’s boring already this morning !
Same Ol boring Shite, celeb spotting IN CAPREE ! Zzzzzzzzzz. Theres no way they walked round CAPREE bet they just saw it from the boat
She’s looking rough again today . ...imo

 

[Sophie92]

That poor hotel robe with all her tit on it! And I had to laugh at her disclaimer of “oh it’ll wash straight out”
Agree they didn’t seem to actually see any of Capri, just sat in a restaurant all day drinking rose watching celebs. I do wonder if poor John can’t actually walk too far as he’s getting old which is why they never explore anywhere, just sit around all day

Also forgot to add, Dyson must be gutted with her promotion of the Coralle, her hair looks horrendous! Surely she doesn’t think it actually looks nice

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

So she didn’t know if a battery operated straightener would work in a foreign country. Ummmm

 

[Its_Me]

I was in France last week (essential trip) and I popped into Sephora. Found myself at the By Terry stand and the sales assistant immediately jumps on me asking if I had heard of By Terry She then starts putting all these products on my arm, wasn’t really taken by any of it. THEN she gets out this bottle “And this!!! Is our best product of this year!!! Tea To Tan!!!” I nearly ran away but I reluctantly let her spray it on me. It did look quite nice and glowy but so sticky! It dried but I just can’t imagine spraying it profusely all over my face and décolletage in the heat and definitely not while wearing a white robe whether it washes out or not ffs.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

I was in France last week (essential trip) and I popped into Sephora. Found myself at the By Terry stand and the sales assistant immediately jumps on me asking if I had heard of By Terry She then starts putting all these products on my arm, wasn’t really taken by any of it. THEN she gets out this bottle “And this!!! Is our best product of this year!!! Tea To Tan!!!” I nearly ran away but I reluctantly let her spray it on me. It did look quite nice and glowy but so sticky! It dried but I just can’t imagine spraying it profusely all over my face and décolletage in the heat and definitely not while wearing a white robe whether it washes out or not ffs.

I love Sephora, all the UK ones shut didn’t they?

 

[Its_Me]

Yeh yeeeeeaaaaaars ago

 

[Lagertha Queen of Kattega]

I love Sephora, all the UK ones shut didn’t they?

I've never heard of By Terry noticed a few blaggers shilling it with Charlotte Tilbury I wouldn't buy what they flog though

 

[Dontbelieveit]

Why the hell is she still covered in grubby fake tan ... your on holiday get a sun tan she should have just stayed at home staring at herself in the mirror

 

[Ejo27]

 

[Lagertha Queen of Kattega]

That follower will be blocked soon

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

That follower will be blocked soon

Haha yes. ‘Take this hehe for your troubles but know that you will cast out for eternity’

 

[EllaEllaElla]

Is she having a laugh? The absolute state of that tan... and as an ad too you couldn't make this tit up
She's off her head. The patchy streaks! The dry skin! Use Milinen's kit and start again ffs!