LornaLuxe #6 Luxeless and Gormless. Glob Glob Glob. Lip balm all around her gob.

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Fluffy81 said:
That warped standing pose is utterly ridiculous. God knows what she thinks she looks like. Maybe she has a big manhood under that dress.

Trashy is an understatement -

I’ve had 3 days off & knew what junk would come out of her trunk in Italy. Fast forward to tomorrow morning and the following

- hey ya
- I’ve Abluted
- wearing white dressing gown
- hair looking like it’s been electrocuted


Either the above or she’s been locked up for being a loon at the airport
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Wonder what ‘BRAND’ she’s gonna be deceitfully promoting this week too !

LadyLockdown said:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - shes just like her concealer. TOO MUCH.

Also, I thought this was a picture of a sunbrella... and to be honest it looks better as a sunbrella.

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She’s looking for a name for it on her stories 😂😂.
Who’s got a ‘ spare Life’ that could suggest .. Sunbrella 😂😂😂. Cos you know you’re gonna be blocked 😂😂
All the comments re the dress and the hideous hat are outrageous !!! This outfit cannot possibly be worn any where without you looking a complete and utter attention seeking twit !!
 
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Did this human say she got a degree in English ?

Her vocabulary is absolutely atrocious.

I do not think Joan would say ‘ for me tea’. Leave the queen Joan alone ... she has something even at 87 that money cannot buy

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Fluffy81 said:
Spill the beans please ! It’s Monday we need entertainment !!!
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I hate to disspoint you but I don't have much tea!

It was last summer, I was sitting in the courtyard and she was sitting inside. I saw her sitting there with grandpa when I went to the bathroom. Hotel Costes is really pretty but it SCREAMS new money. Lots of americans, russians but no parisienne in sight. Next to was us a sugar daddy in his 50s with his 20 year old 'girlfriend'. The food and wine is good but overpriced. Same for the other places she goes to in Paris like L'avenue.
 
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meisjemetdeparel said:
I hate to disspoint you but I don't have much tea!

It was last summer, I was sitting at the terrace and she was sitting inside. I saw her sitting there with grandpa when I went to the bathroom. Hotel Costes is really pretty but it SCREAMS new money. Lots of americans, russians but no parisienne in sight. Next to was us a sugar daddy in his 50s with his 20 year old 'girlfriend'. The food and wine is good but overpriced.
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Sounds like just the place they love to visit 😂😂

Its_Me said:
What do we think, Paris was an actual pit stop for dinner or just an airport transit? Funny no pics or video 🤔
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If they did stop off for dinner I think that’s totally irresponsible ! IMO ... but then again I’m easing myself out of lockdown .. It’s still out there 🦠
Or maybe they just packed some sandwiches to eat at the airport 😂
 
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Ohmydays said:
Sounds like just the place they love to visit 😂😂


If they did stop off for dinner I think that’s totally irresponsible ! IMO ... but then again I’m easing myself out of lockdown .. It’s still out there 🦠
Or maybe they just packed some sandwiches to eat at the airport 😂
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Too bad parts of Paris (especially in and around the 1st arrondisement) are filled with people like LL and grandpa..
 
meisjemetdeparel said:
I hate to disspoint you but I don't have much tea!

It was last summer, I was sitting in the courtyard and she was sitting inside. I saw her sitting there with grandpa when I went to the bathroom. Hotel Costes is really pretty but it SCREAMS new money. Lots of americans, russians but no parisienne in sight. Next to was us a sugar daddy in his 50s with his 20 year old 'girlfriend'. The food and wine is good but overpriced. Same for the other places she goes to in Paris like L'avenue.
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I bet they don’t go anywhere that really parisians’ go .
Can you imagine the gasps of ‘Quel Desastre !’ When she walked in carrying the white monstrosity Chanel bag .😂😂😂😂
 
Chattingaboutgossip said:
Also, what do we think, did she really fly business... seemed to know a lot about the goings on with seating arrangements in economy... flying business around Europe is a bit pointless IMO as they often just give you a spare seat in the middle of a normal row at the front which isn’t really that special!
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Probably not.. I remember she flew with Easyjet last year to Venice.. At least she intended to and then the flight got cancelled or something like that..
 
Chattingaboutgossip said:
Also, what do we think, did she really fly business... seemed to know a lot about the goings on with seating arrangements in economy... flying business around Europe is a bit pointless IMO as they often just give you a spare seat in the middle of a normal row at the front which isn’t really that special!
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There’s more to it than just the seat for flying business, for me anyway, it’s a lot less hassle and time consuming.

If their luggage is missing I doubt they were business.
 
KikoM said:
I have this feeling that if you were to buy that Sunbrella dress it’d just end up looking like a sack of tit. Looks like it could only work for a photo where wind is present or a bloody fan blowing up your ass.
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I have a feeling they stopped and continued by train. Though it doesn’t make sense because she spoke about UK customs hassle 🤷🏻‍♀️

Its_Me said:
There’s more to it than just the seat for flying business, for me anyway, it’s a lot less hassle and time consuming.

If their luggage is missing I doubt they were business.
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It happens in business all the time and specially with Air France. Ground staff isn’t always so bothered with miles status or class. However it seems to make sense that all the perks are gone - lounge, extra hand luggage plus other comforts so it wouldn’t make much sense to splurge unless it’s the only availability.

Fluffy81 said:
That warped standing pose is utterly ridiculous. God knows what she thinks she looks like. Maybe she has a big manhood under that dress.

Trashy is an understatement -

I’ve had 3 days off & knew what junk would come out of her trunk in Italy. Fast forward to tomorrow morning and the following

- hey ya
- I’ve Abluted
- wearing white dressing gown
- hair looking like it’s been electrocuted


Either the above or she’s been locked up for being a loon at the airport
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This is way too funny
 
I just started to watch the stories (about 3 of the segments and got a headache why is she so annoying!? When I used to work for Richard Branson, she’s worked for/with a lot twats in her time!) so I didn’t see she had spoken about flying business before I commented, perhaps they did and the luggage got delayed in the transit, I’m still not convinced they actually went out for dinner in Paris though. Perhaps it was just a cuppa ‘tea’ in the airport.
 
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