Lorna Luxe #50 Violently Moronic

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Ohmydays said:
I’ve just listened to the end of that podcast . Couldn’t do it all in one hit it’s taken me 3 days she’s so Fukkin cocky . The council estate and university crap FFS . I’m surprised there’s not someone on this thread that went to school with her and could spill the tea. Please step forward if there is , don’t be shy . She talks down about her Mum. Turns the Raisins cancer all about her and she mourns their previous life and should see a counsellor. Stealing designer creations and carving them into hideous ITS crap. Talking about having a bad mortgage means she can’t afford to go out as much that’s obviously the reason she’s off on all these Fukkin freebies . She forgot to mention she met Ol Scribbler on an event with Prince Harry 🤦‍♀️. Her dishing out relationship advice Fukkin hilarious contradicting herself re Team Luxe and Couple goals now. Plus the nailvarnish collab. FFS her nails are as bad as her fake tan . No wonder that Nail tech has been on her stories so much lately . She’s Fukkin vile
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She didn’t even finish her degree did she? Her story changed so many times. Which uni she went to, which degree she did, when she did it, if she finished it, if she did a degree or if she did a college diploma.. her lies are hard to keep up with
 
zeezaag said:
She didn’t even finish her degree did she? Her story changed so many times. Which uni she went to, which degree she did, when she did it, if she finished it, if she did a degree or if she did a college diploma.. her lies are hard to keep up with
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Also the way she phrased failing one of her A Levels. “It didn’t come back”. What, they lost it? She just lies lies lies.
 
She said that she will only work with companies where she likes the products and would use herself - nonsense - we know Yawna will shill anything! She also said that when she goes on the paid for PR trips to gorgeous locations, she makes sure there is no 'showing off' on her stories :ROFLMAO:. Claims she pays for all their holidays, ie. No freebies 😏
 
I wonder who Frisby is referring to… 🤔🤔
 

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Do we think she purchased the bunker through her limited company? I'm sure there's some tax gains to be had doing it that way.
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If I read correctly she did have >75% shares July 2022 but now dropped to between 25-50%. Interesting. Why would that be? ETA looking at la space productions
 
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Truthtales said:
Do we think she purchased the bunker through her limited company? I'm sure there's some tax gains to be had doing it that way.
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If I read correctly she did have >75% shares July 2022 but now dropped to between 25-50%. Interesting. Why would that be? ETA looking at la space productions
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It’s £3 to buy the deeds to the property and find out who’s on it, and whether or not it’s mortgaged.
 
Truthtales said:
Do we think she purchased the bunker through her limited company? I'm sure there's some tax gains to be had doing it that way.
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If I read correctly she did have >75% shares July 2022 but now dropped to between 25-50%. Interesting. Why would that be? ETA looking at la space productions
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Just looks like John now owns half, as there was a notification of control for him. We’ll find out more when the next confirmation statement is filed. Says 2022, so they just filed it in 2024, no issue
 
Ohmydays said:
It was said on here after they bought the gaffe that the mortgage is in her name only .
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If it’s in her name on the docs doesn’t that mean it wasn’t bought through the company then?
U like most people who earn £X a year, I’m surprised any bank gives these people mortgages. Their income is so unknown and lot of her work she’s paid with products and goods rather than money, right?
 
PerfectlyOrganisedMess said:
If it’s in her name on the docs doesn’t that mean it wasn’t bought through the company then?
U like most people who earn £X a year, I’m surprised any bank gives these people mortgages. Their income is so unknown and lot of her work she’s paid with products and goods rather than money, right?
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She gets paid to promote a lot of product. The events and gifts will be free, some will pay extra for content from the event.

I honestly doubt she's promoting free product with zero extra payment. Even if it's an affiliate link I expect she's being paid a min amount for the promo PLUS commission on top if she makes in excess of the min payment.

She's raking it in.
 
WHAT THE FUKK IS SHE WEARING ? I’m not often stuck for words but she’s telling us these leggings were intentionally made to Fukkin look like this 😳. Help me out here TiTs I’m so horrified with this Fukkin LUXE. outfit .
My brain ain’t working and my eyes are still in shock at what they’ve just Fukkin looked at .
Is she Fukkin serious !
The jacket, the leggins, the boots …. Fukk me backwards
I think you’d be safe carrying your Birkin with that Fukkin shambles Yawna cos you don’t look like you can rub 2 halfpennies together 🤮
 

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Ohmydays said:
WHAT THE FUKK IS SHE WEARING ? I’m not often stuck for words but she’s telling us these leggings were intentionally made to Fukkin look like this 😳. Help me out here TiTs I’m so horrified with this Fukkin LUXE. outfit .
My brain ain’t working and my eyes are still in shock at what they’ve just Fukkin looked at .
Is she Fukkin serious !
The jacket, the leggins, the boots …. Fukk me backwards
I think you’d be safe carrying your Birkin with that Fukkin shambles Yawna cos you don’t look like you can rub 2 halfpennies together 🤮
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She looks like she needs a detol bath. Absolute scruff
 
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