Lorna Luxe #50 Violently Moronic

[de beauvoir]

When will she give up the off the shoulder dresses? So unflattering on her broad shoulders.

Also she wants to open a coffee shop.
That’s the problem with loons she wants all these things (and money) with minimal effort.
If she ever dared, she’d turn up for the opening and never set foot in the place again. Imagine her behind the counter making coffees or designing the pastry menu

 

[zeezaag]

When will she give up the off the shoulder dresses? So unflattering on her broad shoulders.

Also she wants to open a coffee shop.
That’s the problem with loons she wants all these things (and money) with minimal effort.
If she ever dared, she’d turn up for the opening and never set foot in the place again. Imagine her behind the counter making coffees or designing the pastry menu

She doesn’t even drink coffee or eat pastry. What does she know about running a cafe??

 

[Ohmydays]

I’ve listened twice as it’s so interesting! So many lies to try and show herself in a different light. I didn’t say I lived in a big house. I don’t filter. Maybe I’ve just lost weight. Adam didn’t know who I was. It was my decision to leave ITS. Loads more. Listen tits! She’s also looking to start an La space coffee shop. We can go and read books and smell candles! It’s a lifestyle!

What was it she said about the OddMuse blazer ? Something about Pretty Little Thing copying it and she hates it when companies do that !!! FS isn’t that what WOS are doing ??

 

[Truthtales]

The ironic thing is she will never buy an Aston Martin and neither will her followers.

1) she doesn't drive anywhere, she flys 2) cars are definitely not her thing 3) her feet won't reach the pedals soooooo why can AM not see her for the rinsing? She's tragic in every sense and so is her toile bleeping inside out jacket.

 

[de beauvoir]

She doesn’t even drink coffee or eat pastry. What does she know about running a cafe??

Only sausage rolls
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What was it she said about the OddMuse blazer ? Something about Pretty Little Thing copying it and she hates it when companies do that !!! FS isn’t that what WOS are doing ??

So true. Every single thing she has done for WOS has been ‘inspired’ by another brand or design.

 

[CAT1975]

What was it she said about the OddMuse blazer ? Something about Pretty Little Thing copying it and she hates it when companies do that !!! FS isn’t that what WOS are doing ??

My sentiments exactly! YSL, Dior inspired!

 

[Sam n Lola]

Are they both going for the open black shirt with pec on show vibe for dinner?

I know you shouldn’t body shame, and I’m constantly saying it but I have never seen a chest like that before, maybe she’s shopped it, like the one with skinny legs, then her new mate outed her with her juicy bottoms on and big trunks!! Absolute fuckin blagger

 

[Sam n Lola]

GHD and Fillet Kingsley you must be desperate for Influencers judging by the fact she can’t be arsed to brush her hair n all the free stuff they’ve given her. Why doesn’t she go n get her hair and make up done before these shoots? It’s all so slap dash and cba. She thinks her Hermes boots n bag can sell any old crap she chucks on.
It’s always the same few pony kicks, glasses hanging off her face, drivel with John, rose

Omg exactly what I thought stupid little show only walk n why are her glasses always off the end of her nose, really winding me up
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WTH is this? It looks like mould…

Nice bit of Stilton there

 

[Its_Me]

Odd Muse ain’t for you babe

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Odd Muse ain’t for you babe

she's more Odd Bewbs tbh

 

[Ohmydays]

Odd Muse ain’t for you babe

Minging … and those shoes don’t go with that dress imo.

 

[UghFFS]

This just came up on my TikTok, not sure if it’s been posted here and I’m naaaaat gonna check
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She said the most she’s been paid for an insta post is £40k

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

This just came up on my TikTok, not sure if it’s been posted here and I’m naaaaat gonna check
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She said the most she’s been paid for an insta post is £40k

that screen shot never gets old

 

[pink_norris]

It’s the wrong angle, nothing to do with the filter she adds. According to her latest podcrap

 

[UghFFS]

I barely recognised her when she came on the screen, no exaggeration.

also please learn to blow dry your own hair! Who is she kidding

 

[Ohno25]

She turned up to the podcast obviously not realising she'd be filmed! Hair greasy and unkempt, shiny face. She said she doesn't read the comments good or bad, not caring what ppl say. Why does she block ppl then

 

[UghFFS]

Completely missing the point of “social” media !

 

[Its_Me]

This just came up on my TikTok, not sure if it’s been posted here and I’m naaaaat gonna check
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She said the most she’s been paid for an insta post is £40k

I think I recall it was posted and people were questioning the amount as she said 30-40k which was quite a big difference so which end is it?

 

[zeezaag]

Odd Muse ain’t for you babe

She looks like the after of a night out. Her hair looks a mess and that dress looks like she’s popping out of it from the top. It’s ridiculous.

 

[Same stuff different day]

Why are her eyebrows green?