Lorna Luxe #26 What's Portuguese for have pink wallpaper, will travel?

[annabelle_bronstein]

Oh put a top on, for pity's sake. Mr Luxe is the only human on earth who likes your cleavage.

Why would anyone think it’s ‘luxe’ or acceptable to go out like this?? Apart from the love island dregs of humanity hanging out at Novikov trying desperately to bag some footballer action

 

[Same stuff different day]

What a delight her new shite drop is and if you buy it - you might get taller! Lose the filters Loona.

 

[miss trixie]

I think this latest collec-shun has plunged to new lows. What on earth she was thinking when she created selected these from the catalogue, I do not know. I think she must have been channelling 'street-tramp' for most of this. The posed shots and filmed reels have gone beyond bizarre. Her penchant for wearing blazers sans anything underneath is embarrassing. What could be easier than popping on a silky/lace cami or pretty lace bralette? If her Fawnas are influenced to part with their cash for this utter garbage, then I truly despair.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Why would anyone think it’s ‘luxe’ or acceptable to go out like this?? Apart from the love island dregs of humanity hanging out at Novikov trying desperately to bag some footballer action

That’s probably how Lorna started tbh. She wasn’t at Virgin for the folk on the back row of economy. And she certainly wasn’t there to work!!!

In other news, these chats about the offensively awful clothing, why does she sound so out of breath? It’s like she’s run a fucking marathon. Absolutely bizarre. Must be all that passive.

 

[Its_Me]

Eh????

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Eh????

Haha ‘love note’. More like ‘return to sender’

 

[Ohmydays]

Haha ‘love note’. More like ‘return to sender’

Another Fukkin belter @annabelle_bronstein . I love your posts ...

Eh????

It’s the ‘Haberdashery box’ that gets me . She’ll be on the Fukkin Sewing Bee next

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

It’s the ‘Haberdashery box’ that gets me . She’ll be on the Fukkin Sewing Bee next

I reckon John is a closet seamstress.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Another Fukkin belter @annabelle_bronstein . I love your posts ...


It’s the ‘Haberdashery box’ that gets me . She’ll be on the Fukkin Sewing Bee next

Haha here to help

 

[goldsmithlady809]

Eh????

Cor the chin here

 

[miss trixie]

Another Fukkin belter @annabelle_bronstein . I love your posts ...


It’s the ‘Haberdashery box’ that gets me . She’ll be on the Fukkin Sewing Bee next

"Haberdashery Box" has killed me. She's gone all 1950's housewife. If today's dump fails, she can always show us how to make the perfect Victoria Sponge.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

So Lorna has a Haberdashery box does she?
Is this where she stores her dress-making scissors?

( Don’t forget she strapped a net-a-Porter ribbon around herself for one “shoot”)

 

[miss trixie]

Along with her bobbins of cotton

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Haha ‘love note’. More like ‘return to sender’

Can’t even do that without getting charged for it !!

Along with her bobbins of cotton

I was going to say like my gran back in the day. But my gran had more dress making skill than Lorna ever will have.

 

[miss trixie]

Sorry TITs, she's set me off with the H Box......I just can't help it. What an unexpected gem. That's decided it. Next "Ask Me Anything Q&A" I'm one of Uncle Hakim's goats is going to have to ask her to show us her Haberdashery Box.

 

[CouldYouNot]

Who wore it best?

 

[MadameS]

Ok, aside from the expanding chin, what has she done to her toes? I know she doesn’t have the nicest feet, but it’s like she’s photoshopped one of them - on the foot to our right the toes look like childrens fingers, while the one to our left looks like she’s made the toes into stumps, and two of them look webbed.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

That’s her actual feet which make me want to heave. So yes, she’s clearly tried to make them look slightly less mutant

 

[styleoversubstance]

I honesty think where the sales have been poor over the last few drops theyve decided that a foreign location photo (and a chanel obvs) will might boost the sales hence the Lisbon trip. Basically the whole ‘Luxe’ thing - aspirational if you are a Fawna I guess.

None of the other new ITS drops (Stacey S, Jess plus size etc) have been abroad only the swimwear ones which makes this trip seem even odder. Its also strange that Frisby & his boyf spent time at all the other Portugal shoots socialising as well as directing etc over the last week or so but couldnt find a day to see Lorna…

I wonder what she’ll do next as its pretty clear they’ll be no travelling this summer now Portugals gone off the green list. Theres so many younger IG stars with more engaged audiences they could use…I bet shes shitting herself as she pretty much out of their age demographic these days, particularly with no social/family life or beautiful home and OMR suddenly looking so, well, old and creepy

 

[Same stuff different day]

I honesty think where the sales have been poor over the last few drops theyve decided that a foreign location photo (and a chanel obvs) will might boost the sales hence the Lisbon trip. Basically the whole ‘Luxe’ thing - aspirational if you are a Fawna I guess.

None of the other new ITS drops (Stacey S, Jess plus size etc) have been abroad only the swimwear ones which makes this trip seem even odder. Its also strange that Frisby & his boyf spent time at all the other Portugal shoots socialising as well as directing etc over the last week or so but couldnt find a day to see Lorna…

I wonder what she’ll do next as its pretty clear they’ll be no travelling this summer now Portugals gone off the green list. Theres so many younger IG stars with more engaged audiences they could use…I bet shes shitting herself as she pretty much out of their age demographic these days, particularly with no social/family life or beautiful home and OMR suddenly looking so, well, old and creepy

Can’t she go to Italy now? I’m in America so don’t know all the specifics from there but thought it was ok with a COVID test?

Agreed with all you said