Lorna Luxe #26 What's Portuguese for have pink wallpaper, will travel?

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Woooah. Return of the jaw.

Even the filter is loosing its shit.

 

[Same stuff different day]

Woooah. Return of the jaw.

Even the filter is loosing its shit.

Those photos show how average she is in daily life. Lorna Average not fancy . LOL

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Launch day guys!! I’ve had a fitful night’s sleep filled with sizing questions and deciding which Jane Macdonald-esque dress I need to buy first

 

[miss trixie]

I've set my heart on the frou frou frothy feather-trimmed pink flamingo fingy.

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

Launch day guys!! I’ve had a fitful night’s sleep filled with sizing questions and deciding which Jane Macdonald-esque dress I need to buy first

You just keep your hands off the slutty, micro-mini ra-ra dress! I plan to order several (Christmas gifts and stuff) so I'll be heartbroken if they sell out. Hookerz-R-Us.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Do you think she’ll be ever so nervous?
Token picture of the dog next to the sheep.Whipping Boy unpacking their cases and letting her sleep in because it’s a big day and she will definitely need wine for later.

 

[miss trixie]

You just keep your hands off the slutty, micro-mini ra-ra dress! I plan to order several (Christmas gifts and stuff) so I'll be heartbroken if they sell out. Hookerz-R-Us.

Never fear, @RaspberryCheesecake I haven't got my eyes on the micro-mini -Am not a fan of showing what I've eaten for breakfast.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

A fawna slides into LL’s DMs:
‘Hey Lorna, can I just say how excited I am about Act 3 dropping, I think you’re amazing and I really appreciate how much time you spend getting the cut just right. I’ve gone without food for three weeks in order to afford a rosé on ice dress and I am just blown away by the Bridgerton vibes. I’m usually between a size 12 and 14 so wondering which you advise me to get?’
LL ‘I’m a size 10 with legs for days an an ass that just won’t quit <random emoji>’

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

Why would ANYONE want advice from this woman about hair?! It defies belief.

 

[miss trixie]

Please NO....not the ubiquitous hair loss q&a's AGAIN. I think we're on repeat punishment.......It's the ballerina wrap-cardi tutorials all over again.
All this from someone who's got a poor head of hair then proceeds to punish it further with shoving those hideous rats-nest-tails in every time you blink.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Why doesn’t she just post the “ before”
picture that Ashleigh The Hair Guru posted?
That should provide the answers to all the questions.

 

[miss trixie]

She must have been glued to this thread:
1. Mac pouch displayed on table
2. Rolls out another well-used expression - "never met a ......"
3. Vomit overload (see 2. above)
Amusing to see that we've given her plenty to pick up on. Surprised she has time for answering all her DM's with how closely she's obviously scrutinising TL.

 

[Ohmydays]

Can’t even talk about her husband without plugging something . Fake as fukk ! And you’ve used that caption ever so vurrrry many times before .. Twat .

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

She must have been glued to this thread:
1. Mac pouch displayed on table
2. Rolls out another well-used expression - "never met a ......"
3. Vomit overload (see 2. above)
Amusing to see that we've given her plenty to pick up on. Surprised she has time for answering all her DM's with how closely she's obviously scrutinising TL.

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Doesn’t even make sense ‘never met a weekend’ eh??

 

[Ohmydays]

She must have been glued to this thread:
1. Mac pouch displayed on table
2. Rolls out another well-used expression - "never met a ......"
3. Vomit overload (see 2. above)
Amusing to see that we've given her plenty to pick up on. Surprised she has time for answering all her DM's with how closely she's obviously scrutinising TL.

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SNAP ... I just posted the vurrrry same . She’s so Fukkin predictable Hey @miss trixie

 

[Sparklebox]

Woooah. Return of the jaw.

Even the filter is loosing its shit.

I’m so confused as to what is real and not real these days. Is that her real jaw or a filter?

 

[miss trixie]

SNAP ... I just posted the vurrrry same . She’s so Fukkin predictable Hey @miss trixie

Yep......sure is. What would she do without us to provide her content ideas?! Hey, let's try something.......Loona, you haven't mentioned your poorly dog in a while. How about an update?

 

[Ohmydays]

Doesn’t even make sense ‘never met a weekend’ eh??

Didn’t she like him during the rest of the week there ?

Yep......sure is. What would she do without us to provide her content ideas?! Hey, let's try something.......Loona, you haven't mentioned your poorly dog in a while. How about an update?

How about .......
Are your sofas still in storage or have you had them recovered yet ?

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Or.... Wedding vows?
She said she went for a pub meal last night. Think she actually meant “ tele in bed” whilst John caught up on his holiday washing and ironing.

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

Oh put a top on, for pity's sake. Mr Luxe is the only human on earth who likes your cleavage.