Lorna Luxe #26 What's Portuguese for have pink wallpaper, will travel?

[miss trixie]

The rats are looking a trifle limp & lacklustre.

 

[pink_norris]

With the rat tails in place that she only wears for photoshoots

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

It’s hard to imagine a body shape that suits that yellow dress any less! Hell fire.

 

[Same stuff different day]

Did she actually walk to the pub?

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Did she actually walk to the pub?

I like to imagine that the Creeping Predator , (aka Mario Testicular), pushed her to the pub in a wheelbarrow he found in his tool shed.

 

[balenciagandburgers]

I would just like to say the fact that so many are using Loona, Loonie/Loony, Loonatic etc. like it ain't no thing, is giving me LIFE right now hahahahaha I f'ing love you little tittle tattles!!

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

Did she actually walk to the pub?

I had a nosey on the map. The two closest pubs to where they live are both 1.2 miles away. I can't imagine her walking 2.4 miles (there and back) in that fully-lined, sweaty yellow outfit with her (unfiltered) thighs chafing together in the heat. In fact, I can barely imagine her walking from the Tesco car park into Tesco. One of the pubs didn't have an online menu, but the other one did, and the only thing they had resembling a prawn salad (which is what she said she was going to have) was a Salmon and Prawn Marie Rose served on Mixed Leaves. Mmmm! It was almost the same price as a salmon salad at Cecconis, though.

 

[pink_norris]

I had a nosey on the map. The two closest pubs to where they live are both 1.2 miles away. I can't imagine her walking 2.4 miles (there and back) in that fully-lined, sweaty yellow outfit with her (unfiltered) thighs chafing together in the heat. In fact, I can barely imagine her walking from the Tesco car park into Tesco. One of the pubs didn't have an online menu, but the other one did, and the only thing they had resembling a prawn salad (which is what she said she was going to have) was a Salmon and Prawn Marie Rose served on Mixed Leaves. Mmmm! It was almost the same price as a salmon salad at Cecconis, though.

hahaha I did the same - great minds

Sounds like a Berni Inn

 

[dougston]

Why would your husband owe you £800 if you went out and bought a dress?..

She really thinks she gives off this whole young woman with older rich man when all I see is a middle aged woman who can’t do anything for herself.

Times have changed and it’s embarrassing that she thinks this kind of behaviour is inspiring.

 

[miss trixie]

Just had a quick scan of this IG post and the comments. Usual tediously banal narrative, usual crowd of suspects fawning.....Yawn.
Isn't she clever.......#saidnooneever

 

[CouldYouNot]

I had a nosey on the map. The two closest pubs to where they live are both 1.2 miles away. I can't imagine her walking 2.4 miles (there and back) in that fully-lined, sweaty yellow outfit with her (unfiltered) thighs chafing together in the heat. In fact, I can barely imagine her walking from the Tesco car park into Tesco. One of the pubs didn't have an online menu, but the other one did, and the only thing they had resembling a prawn salad (which is what she said she was going to have) was a Salmon and Prawn Marie Rose served on Mixed Leaves. Mmmm! It was almost the same price as a salmon salad at Cecconis, though.

this is some solid sleuthing

Why would your husband owe you £800 if you went out and bought a dress?..

She really thinks she gives off this whole young woman with older rich man when all I see is a middle aged woman who can’t do anything for herself.

Times have changed and it’s embarrassing that she thinks this kind of behaviour is inspiring.

surely she is earning more than him these days too?

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

I was thinking the same. Are we meant to think her husband buys all her clothes for her? How very 1930s. And all the fawnas commenting how clever and funny she is. I want to line them all up and give them all a solid slap.

 

[LillieMoon]

Her stories today… I can see her nips

Her tops and dresses are getting lower and lower, might as well not wear anything on top at this rate?!

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

I was thinking the same. Are we meant to think her husband buys all her clothes for her? How very 1930s. And all the fawnas commenting how clever and funny she is. I want to line them all up and give them all a solid slap.

Can I also just add to my comment above that when I see that my stepdaughter and my niece (both 28) have liked her post on Instagram, it makes me want to become violent. Menopause symptoms in this weather is doing me no favours AT ALL. Why are they seeking inspiration from a trashy chav??

 

[Its_Me]

Unfunny cunt should let John stick to writing the captions

 

[pink_norris]

Why would your husband owe you £800 if you went out and bought a dress?..

She really thinks she gives off this whole young woman with older rich man when all I see is a middle aged woman who can’t do anything for herself.

Times have changed and it’s embarrassing that she thinks this kind of behaviour is inspiring.

Just pisses me off. Then women moan they don’t get treated as equals when you’ve got this bint spewing out this submissive shit.

 

[Tabitha]

My eyes rolled so far back I almost went blind.

Add to the fact she’s posing outside other people’s houses that they live nowhere near nor could ever afford. I know it’s the influencer thing to do but grow up…

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

What the fuck is this?? And at least the extensions are only in very briefly and temporarily (yes, FoK, we see you...). But really, what is it?

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

What the fuck is this?? And at least the extensions are only in very briefly and temporarily (yes, FoK, we see you...). But really, what is it?

They look like the clothes I always see dumped next to the clothes bank near me - when people can't be bothered to actually put them in it because they know that absolutely noone would really want them

 

[balenciagandburgers]

I would absolutely love to see a tanning tutorial by her. She must do it drunk.
Latest caption just confirms what we all already know - you only ever got with him for the money. Now you’re just together cause no one else would want either of you