Lorna Luxe #26 What's Portuguese for have pink wallpaper, will travel?

Which of these popular activities have Lorna and Old Man Testino done whilst in Lisbon?

  • Visited a museum to marvel at the incredible mosaic tiles

    Votes: 1 1.0%

  • Been to the top of the castle

    Votes: 1 1.0%

  • Watched films on a laptop

    Votes: 60 60.0%

  • Visited the imposing cathedral

    Votes: 2 2.0%

  • Been to the food market

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Minced around the square outside the police station

    Votes: 68 68.0%

  • A tram tour

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Strolled around the Principe Real

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Climbed up to the dome at the National Palace

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Taken a day trip to Sintra

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • Total voters
    100
  • Poll closed .
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Just watching it all said:
Have been off for a while but @Its_Me dropping the causal C-bomb and Gingham Gut have me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 too funny ladies!

what is that saggy teat titty thing?! 🤣

Looks my my cats nipple after kittens!

If you're going to go sans bra at least have some perky boobs and nipples like bullets 🤣
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Omg the cat’s nipples comment 😂🤣
I wasn’t expecting her nipple to be that low down for such small breasts.
 
cs704 said:
Stooooppp with the nipple 🙈 yes of course you need a bloody bra!!
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Nod to us TITS again ! 👋 sadly I don’t think a bra would even save that outfit !!

Its_Me said:
Me too 🤣🤣
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Me three 😂😢

balenciagandburgers said:
GEEZUS. YES, YA FUCKIN DO NEED ONE. Look at those deflated milk bags. Except all she has to show for them are some shitty designer duds (she swaps out for cheap flip flops anyway) that she proudly refers to as her “children”.
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WOW she’s great company whilst out to dinner with ‘friends’ Shes just posting on her phone consistently!!!!!! RUDE.
I’ve just remembered she’s bringing a swimwear ITS DUMP /CREATIVE COLLECTION next .. oh bring it on say it like the M&S ad … 🤮
” They’re not deflated milk bag nipples “
They’re that fake LornaLuxe ITS swimwear nipples “
 
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Ugh here come the past trip pics. Looking for a future free stay. And trying to type while sloshed still isn’t working for you Loons but thanks so much for the play by play of your riveting photo shoot 🙄
Hopefully EJ got his hands on a FoK bag because he could use it. Not that it FoKing works. Maybe Loonie Toons can get him some virgin rats with the kickback she’s making from the filet sales.
 

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balenciagandburgers said:
Ugh here come the past trip pics. Looking for a future free stay. And trying to type while sloshed still isn’t working for you Loons but thanks so much for the play by play of your riveting photo shoot 🙄
Hopefully EJ got his hands on a FoK bag because he could use it. Not that it FoKing works. Maybe Loonie Toons can get him some virgin rats with the kickback she’s making from the filet sales.
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I've never noticed his thinning patch on top! Explains why he always 'styles' it in the rustled, sticky-up way. Must be something in the water where these two live -- or they both have very unhealthy diets... 🍷🍷🍷
 
balenciagandburgers said:
I would absolutely love to see a tanning tutorial by her. She must do it drunk.
Latest caption just confirms what we all already know - you only ever got with him for the money. Now you’re just together cause no one else would want either of you 🤮
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its a filter fail I think - where its trying to create a leg shape…

RaspberryCheesecake said:
@balenciagandburgers You forgot the feet and ankles.
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The filter cant work past the shoes. This is terrifying - using a video filter this deep will be changing everything we see. Shes always added a deep tan to her pics but using a moving video filter - its appalling and immoral!!!

I used to feel a bit sad for her, now I just feel furious as she literally doesnt look like that 😡

Also I know the sizing is wack at Zara but if youre consistently wearing sizes medium and large you are not a ‘petite size 10’ regardless of what your videos/photos are slimmed down to 🤪
 
AllAboutTheMayhem said:
@balenciagandburgers - I thought exactly the same with all her Santorini pictures - she’s absolutely on the beg. Again.

How did she pack that massive bonnet though? Surely we need a reminder/tips/hacks in case we too, need to pack a 4 mile wide hat.
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Agree, on beg & repeat; thought that as soon as I saw it. She's as transparent as one of her ITS frocks.
I do actually remember her mentioning the packing of the hat - I paid particular attention to it 🤓. Yes, ok, how sad am I! She said that John folds it up really small and then packs it in the luggage. When it's unpacked, leave in the sun & evidently it regains it's flying saucer shape - Very useful to know if you find yourself in Amalfi & have a sudden desire to cause an eclipse in the southern Mediterranean.🌑 However, I'm sure we'll now be treated to a refresher 'how to'. It'll be the tying of the ballet-wrap cardi all over again.😜
 
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