Thank you @annabelle_bronstein. You have totally cracked me up, truly, am crying here - Head GirlCongrats miss Trixie! I always think of you as the firm but fair head girl on the loona threads. (Whilst the rest of us sit at the back and put gum in people’s hair etc)
) she will go to make a buck. She will promote anything and everything. She has no conscience or loyalty she just wants money money money and as much free shit as her plastic polyester pockets can fill.
Hey Ladies. May I take a moment of your time, please. Have noticed I've reached the lofty heights of being a VIP member.Lord knows what that's about, but mine is not to reason why 'n all that jazz. I won't let it go to my head.
Seriously though, I would like to say how much I enjoy the camaraderie on here. Without elaborating, I've had some times since the start of the year where it's not been that easy to smile, let alone laugh. However, I can say in all honesty that you are such a lovely group on here and you never fail to make me not only smile, but laugh out really loud, and that lifts my spirits no end. So thank you all.
Agree with you exactly. Plus, as far as FoK are concerned, this speaks volumes about their lack of brand integrity or ethics. It may increase their revenue stream in the shorter-term but I wonder whether their reputation could suffer longer-term as a result of making such a poor choice in whom they choose to collaborate with. Mmm, time will tell.........This is criminal. She’s such a liar and a thief. And I am so disappointed in FoK. This just proves the lengths (or lack thereof
You girls are killing me tonight!
Made me laugh out loud this
. They should be truthful and trustworthy . despite me knowing nothing about you in real life you have become regulars in this bizarre lockdown life we are all living through!
Ah Hello and Welcome @cs704. Thank you so much for those words and glad we can all give you a laugh. We love to hear from new members so please don't be reserved, just come on & give us your thoughts. We'd like to hear what you think.I mean come on....it’s so CLEARLY just extra hair dye! No ones scalp changes colour like that. I bought the elasticiser at a weak moment this time last year and then discovered tattle and chucked it in protest.
And on another note congratulations miss Trixie. I’m mostly a lurker on here but I read each evening and you have all kept me vurry entertained through lockdown, particularly you, balenciagaandburgers, it’s me, ohmydays pink Norris and all about the mayhem (and apologies for any other regulars I’ve missed!!) You don’t half crack me up
I mean come on....it’s so CLEARLY just extra hair dye! No ones scalp changes colour like that. I bought the elasticiser at a weak moment this time last year and then discovered tattle and chucked it in protest.
And on another note congratulations miss Trixie. I’m mostly a lurker on here but I read each evening and you have all kept me vurry entertained through lockdown, particularly you, balenciagaandburgers, it’s me, ohmydays pink Norris and all about the mayhem (and apologies for any other regulars I’ve missed!!) You don’t half crack me up
the more people see her for what she is, the better.
It would make my year if Home Bargains started offloading all the unsold Luxe tatJust seen on Frisby’s Asda are stocking Billie, Stacey and Jac’s collections. I wonder if he can get Lorns a stand in Selfridges
...or Ann Summers, seeing as that's where most of it looks like it belongs.
Maybe we can even make it worse by posting phrases like:
Speaking of unsold (un)Luxe tat.......just been on the ITS website - it's my secret guilty pleasure don'cha know 
. I'm sure you all remember the alopecia-ridden-chicken blazer (copied from Zadig & Voltaire) that was launched only a matter of weeks ago. Well, it's down from 50 to 16. What a joke. It's hailed as "selling fast", although they still appear to have most sizes. Go figure. What a shame for those gullible young women who've shelled out fifty quid for it. Have they no sense? Expect it'll be reduced further before too long. Also, noticed the Pu 'apron skirt' bahahaha is reduced, down from 25 to 10. You remember the one, made Loons look like a server in a Bavarian Beer Keller. I'll keep my eye out for more bargains in the forthcoming days and report back to you all. 
