Lorna Luxe #26 What's Portuguese for have pink wallpaper, will travel?

[Its_Me]

I replayed her stories from an hour ago several times and it definitely sounds like that’s how she pronounces the name… Fillet

She is definitely not a good advertisement for PK, I really don’t understand why they work with her.

Of all the people right? I suppose they had they had to work with someone who had some kind of hair loss issue already but was she a client before they started working with her?

She’s lying constantly. Messing with the hair, whilst she’s lying - it’s a self soothing mechanism. “ I’m not going to
Get a deal
Like that again”

Sunday sermons back

 

[Whatwereyouthinking]

Did anyone see on her stories yesterday that OM apparently said ‘let’s get you a new outfit for the launch’ the ‘sugar daddy’ thing they do actually makes me really uncomfortable. Also can you still have a sugar daddy at nearly 40??

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Of all the people right? I suppose they had they had to work with someone who had some kind of hair loss issue already but was she a client before they started working with her?


Sunday sermons back

I’ve missed my sermons. Really tried to keep a grip on it. But sometimes she’s so text book I can’t help myself.

Frisby says Lorna’s vision is incredible.
Discuss.

 

[miss trixie]

He's a f*ckwit and she's his cash cow. He'll heap any amount of praise on her to keep the cash rolling in. The minute she's reached her sell-by date, he'll drop her, stone cold dead.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Frisby is the male version of the quintessential basic bitch. I am drunk and want to pay someone to ‘take him out’

 

[balenciagandburgers]

Such a FRAUD. Look at her shite hair. It’s EXACTLY the same as it’s always been.

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

The response from FK to my Instagram question. I had to stop for a nap halfway through reading that epic drivel. As I've said before, whattalottashite.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Frisby is the male version of the quintessential basic bitch. I am drunk and want to pay someone to ‘take him out’

Now Frisby will believe there’s a hitman out after him, and start time travelling like Lorna. When you’re that “ famous” you cannot be too careful !

Such a FRAUD. Look at her shite hair. It’s EXACTLY the same as it’s always been.

It’s like she perceives herself as some sort of voice for the people. “ I’m always trying to get deals for us?”

what? She’s financially gaining on everything and everyone to keep her in Chanel and Sonder Stays. That’s the deal!

That picture I posted from May was just the same as a year ago.
I cannot believe that Fk are so caught up in the desperation of using a shitty influencer to demolish their brand. They’ve been around for years.. why resort to this ?
Lorna rocks around with her extensions in, LITERALLY EVERY DAY ( for shoots my arse) because her hair is fundamentally quite awful.

 

[Deevee47]

I couldn’t agree more with what’s said above. She is selling snake oil and PK are encouraging it because of the sales growth not hair growth!! Absolutely ridiculous… and as for her ‘trying to get deals for us’ shite she is lining her own pockets. How can people not see through this!!?!?

 

[Ohmydays]

The response from FK to my Instagram question. I had to stop for a nap halfway through reading that epic drivel. As I've said before, whattalottashite.

I didn’t think she’d had ‘permanent extensions’ she’s always had clip in rats tails !!

 

[miss trixie]

Her stories from yesterday were even more all over the place than usual. According to stories, in London all day. Somewhere in all of this Boo managed to fall off the sofa and they took him to vet???! Time traveller extraordinaire. Beam me up Scotty!

 

[miss trixie]

Frisby is the male version of the quintessential basic bitch. I am drunk and want to pay someone to ‘take him out’

Be careful @annabelle_bronstein......Don't forget that he "knows people".

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Be careful @annabelle_bronstein......Don't forget that he "knows people".

The thing is.. so do I

 

[Its_Me]

Why does she keep using the bloody amalfi pic as an example for how Fillet Kingsley changed her life? Her hair is a wind swept mess and doesn’t represent anything

 

[miss trixie]

Hey Ladies. May I take a moment of your time, please. Have noticed I've reached the lofty heights of being a VIP member. Lord knows what that's about, but mine is not to reason why 'n all that jazz. I won't let it go to my head. Seriously though, I would like to say how much I enjoy the camaraderie on here. Without elaborating, I've had some times since the start of the year where it's not been that easy to smile, let alone laugh. However, I can say in all honesty that you are such a lovely group on here and you never fail to make me not only smile, but laugh out really loud, and that lifts my spirits no end. So thank you all.

 

[Its_Me]

Hey Ladies. May I take a moment of your time, please. Have noticed I've reached the lofty heights of being a VIP member. Lord knows what that's about, but mine is not to reason why 'n all that jazz. I won't let it go to my head. Seriously though, I would like to say how much I enjoy the camaraderie on here. Without elaborating, I've had some times since the start of the year where it's not been that easy to smile, let alone laugh. However, I can say in all honesty that you are such a lovely group on here and you never fail to make me not only smile, but laugh out really loud, and that lifts my spirits no end. So thank you all.

Yay congrats

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Congrats miss Trixie! I always think of you as the firm but fair head girl on the loona threads. (Whilst the rest of us sit at the back and put gum in people’s hair etc)

 

[Ohmydays]

Hey Ladies. May I take a moment of your time, please. Have noticed I've reached the lofty heights of being a VIP member. Lord knows what that's about, but mine is not to reason why 'n all that jazz. I won't let it go to my head. Seriously though, I would like to say how much I enjoy the camaraderie on here. Without elaborating, I've had some times since the start of the year where it's not been that easy to smile, let alone laugh. However, I can say in all honesty that you are such a lovely group on here and you never fail to make me not only smile, but laugh out really loud, and that lifts my spirits no end. So thank you all.

Wooo hoooo @miss trixie you are indeed a VIP .. I agree with all you say about our fellow TITS too.

Congrats miss Trixie! I always think of you as the firm but fair head girl on the loona threads. (Whilst the rest of us sit at the back and put gum in people’s hair etc)

Vurrry vurrry well said @annabelle_bronstein

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

 

[balenciagandburgers]

Hey Ladies. May I take a moment of your time, please. Have noticed I've reached the lofty heights of being a VIP member. Lord knows what that's about, but mine is not to reason why 'n all that jazz. I won't let it go to my head. Seriously though, I would like to say how much I enjoy the camaraderie on here. Without elaborating, I've had some times since the start of the year where it's not been that easy to smile, let alone laugh. However, I can say in all honesty that you are such a lovely group on here and you never fail to make me not only smile, but laugh out really loud, and that lifts my spirits no end. So thank you all.

Was thinking the exact same thing yesterday! It’s felt really nice in all this isolation to feel connected as well as having a good crack up every day from all your posts. You all have me in stitches most days and I need it! Congrats @miss trixie